my life in signs

Thanks DefineLife for tagging me yesterday. You asked for one sign to define my entire life. Can't do that unfortunately, the events leading up to today are a little too colourful for one sign. So I compiled a few, purely for your own viewing and voyeuristic pleasure.

I'm going through some stuff at the moment, see. So here are my signs.

1) For the dude that harvested the grapes that resulted in the red wine product I drank last night:

2) To the thing/entity/higher being who made me have a bad hair life:

3) To the dude who was properly spading me at our office park canteen while I was dishing up from the self service salad bar:

4) I am missing someone.

5) I went out last night for a few drinks, mainly to be sociable.

6) I'm scared, because it's already surreal:


7) That silly guy who hurt me a little:

8) But luckily, the next few months:

9) My life until now (28 years, 1 month, 2 days):

10) I am:

11) Sometimes I get all caught up with shit and therefore get sad, but 90% of the time, I am like:

12) Me: