Friday, May 29, 2009

pump it up pump up the jam


I taught people how to do the Retarded Washing Machine last night.

In between mains and dessert. To Pump Up The Jam.

Haven’t done that in ten years.

Having a French man stay on my couch next week.

I hope he’s not a fucken axe murderer.
If he’s not, I’ve struck gold.

12 comments:

Craig said...

Just make sure he cuts his toe nails...

Peas on Toast said...

icepick - ok......does that differentiate axe-murderes from the rest of us? Do tell!

Pebbles said...

He cuts his toe-nails = Normal
He keeps the cuttings = Weird
He keeps YOUR cuttings = Call the police

We've been so spoilt with uber long posts :-(

Have a good weekend Peas, see you at the Wine Show ;-)

Peas on Toast said...

Monki - CLASSIC.
OK...I'll watch out for those long toenails then...interesting concept - never thought THIS would come out of my lame four-line post this morning :) ha ha

See you with glass in hand Monki!
xx

Peas on Toast said...

Mini - oh man you're the BEST!
The only parts of that sogn I know are the chorus - obviously - now I can learn them off by heart!

Classic! :)

James said...

A French guy staying on your couch? Is that via CouchSurfing.com?

Looking forward to hearing how that goes...

Peas on Toast said...

James - well if I die, via axe, you know where to go first :(

Nessers said...

How can I get a french guy to sleep on my couch?

Peas on Toast said...

www.couchsurfing.com :)

Charmskool said...

If a French guy slept on my couch my dog would be mightily pissed. He sneaks onto the couch every night when I go to bed. He thinks I don't know he's doing it but when a red dog the size of a pony sleeps on your couch he tends to leave hairy evidence. I guess "my" French guy would have to sleep on my bed - it would be the only polite thing to do hey? I don't mind sharing - I'm nice that way..

Peas on Toast said...

cHARM - HAHAHAHA!

Depends how much wine I plan to drink I suppose :)
And after all the sweet nothings when we parlez-vous with each other, who knows.

Or I die.

One of two right?

gfg said...

No time lik the present peas..quite partial to the Irish myself...know any Gaelic charmers..?