tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post116953370586328607..comments2024-02-20T08:24:41.908+00:00Comments on PEAS ON TOAST: patch bluesPeas on Toasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comBlogger42125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-1169885350173110862007-01-27T08:09:00.000+00:002007-01-27T08:09:00.000+00:00My friend tried wearing on for a whole 3 months. ...My friend tried wearing on for a whole 3 months. She said it was hell.karaoke queenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11107586075864072493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-1169667494406493632007-01-24T19:38:00.000+00:002007-01-24T19:38:00.000+00:00A neighbouring farmer in Zim had a wife and FOUR d...A neighbouring farmer in Zim had a wife and FOUR daughters.<BR/><BR/>Poor bugger.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-1169650900941263882007-01-24T15:01:00.000+00:002007-01-24T15:01:00.000+00:00have some cookie dough ice cream an demand a littl...have some cookie dough ice cream an demand a little bit of tlc from Smoking legs...i'm sure he'll be only too happy to oblige! <BR/>at least you have proper excuse...i've been getting upset and teary eyed all day, and i don't use the patch and goodness knows it's definitely not pms!<BR/>good luck vicka!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-1169621112932224072007-01-24T06:45:00.000+00:002007-01-24T06:45:00.000+00:00Something to cheer you up!http://johanstemmetdag.b...Something to cheer you up!<BR/>http://johanstemmetdag.blogspot.com/Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-1169563212278133602007-01-23T14:40:00.000+00:002007-01-23T14:40:00.000+00:00ja..the poor ex's. it was a stormy night. they unf...ja..the poor ex's. it was a stormy night. they unfortunately wore the ill matched combination of fake Biesel jeans from thailand, red crocs, hawaiian print shirts, brown faux ostrich shoes and a white belt. She was mad - the PMS made her woozy in the head. something had to be done. they ended up in a jar for their sins.Urkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13793071956258471521noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-1169560896898804362007-01-23T14:01:00.000+00:002007-01-23T14:01:00.000+00:00Classic Rev. I have no words, just smiles.PS: the ...Classic Rev. I have no words, just smiles.<BR/><BR/>PS: the ex's remains are in a jar next to Chad's cage... ;)Peas on Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-1169557310411098262007-01-23T13:01:00.000+00:002007-01-23T13:01:00.000+00:001) I cried during Herbie.If you owned a R1m Ferrar...1) I cried during Herbie.<BR/><I>If you owned a R1m Ferrari and got beaten by a 1962 Beetle, you would cry </I><BR/>2) I cried while reading American Pyscho. <BR/><I>Why, are you a 'hardbody'? Are you next?</I><BR/>3) I cried about the circumference of my thighs.<BR/><I>Please post pic for appropriate comment </I><BR/>4) I cried about my wardrobe<BR/><I>Yes, trying to choose one garment out of 2387 can be stressful </I><BR/>5) I cried about my hair.<BR/><I>It wasn't real hair, just a permanent marker moustache.Chill.</I><BR/>6) I cried about what I did wrong in my past relationships<BR/><I>Unless you actually murdered someone, you're ok.(you didn't, did you??)</I><BR/>7) I cried about if I'm good enough for anybody<BR/><I>Apparently you're too good for anybody. Get multiple partners and spread the love</I><BR/>8) I cried about the fact that Chad escaped twice from his cage this weekend and didn’t try to run away but rather sat chilling under my pile of handbags.<BR/><I>Be proud, not everyone has a fashion conscious rat.</I><BR/>9) I cried about the said handbags.<BR/><I>Because you know they now belong to Chad </I><BR/>10) I cried about my creative flair. Or lack thereof.<BR/><I>You're a Kareoke Raver Gangsta Bunny...people round you need to be highly creative just to keep up </I><BR/>11) And when C and K came over for tea and cheered me up momentarily, I cried after they left.<BR/><I>Thats cause you guys drank tea, not jagers.</I>Revolving Credithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15574797355925391736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-1169557032203365502007-01-23T12:57:00.000+00:002007-01-23T12:57:00.000+00:00Ertjie,Thank the gawds I am male ;)<B>Ertjie,</B><BR/>Thank the gawds I am male ;)Daedalushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02201811190392230364noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-1169552352133991672007-01-23T11:39:00.000+00:002007-01-23T11:39:00.000+00:00C - Now you're talking Poen. Wednesday?C - Now you're talking Poen. Wednesday?Peas on Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-1169551898814207132007-01-23T11:31:00.000+00:002007-01-23T11:31:00.000+00:00aaah punk, sounds like we may have to do a sneaky ...aaah punk, sounds like we may have to do a sneaky jolly drink, or f-off cocktail somewhere to cheer you upAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-1169551309778422722007-01-23T11:21:00.000+00:002007-01-23T11:21:00.000+00:00Champs - Let's hope your little Joseph let's you r...Champs - Let's hope your little Joseph let's you ride his donkey kong. :)<BR/><BR/>Urk - That's right. Watch your back boy. :)<BR/><BR/>Antoine - Indeed why not?<BR/><BR/>Dick - And wouldn't you be the luckiest person in the world if that were true.Peas on Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-1169550551069613612007-01-23T11:09:00.000+00:002007-01-23T11:09:00.000+00:00No warts, no patches, (you'll have to tan that spo...No warts, no patches, (you'll have to tan that spot though to remove the bloch-i-ness)no patch induced emotional hang-ups. You'll almost be like a guy ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-1169549915405883042007-01-23T10:58:00.000+00:002007-01-23T10:58:00.000+00:00PMS : Peas Must SlaughterPMS : Peas Must SlaughterUrkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13793071956258471521noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-1169549770848217122007-01-23T10:56:00.000+00:002007-01-23T10:56:00.000+00:00Could be you were just going through a bad patch!(...Could be you were just going through a bad patch!<BR/><BR/>( I am suprised no-one else was willing to let loos with that weak one)Antoinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04782622820128650921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-1169547742787883752007-01-23T10:22:00.000+00:002007-01-23T10:22:00.000+00:00I did always know I was destined for great things....I did always know I was destined for great things. I just didn't read the signs right till now - jewish heritage, abstinence training, having to accept a room above my parents' garage, the recent comet in the sky. <BR/><BR/>Now I just need 3 shepards to pitch up on my doorstep & a hairy guy called Joseph to want me to ride his donkey. <BR/><BR/>Hmmmm....this is quite a mood enhancing thought actually.Champagne Heathenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09540128789208726965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-1169547050751385792007-01-23T10:10:00.000+00:002007-01-23T10:10:00.000+00:00Lol Champs - you planning to give birth to Jesus? ...Lol Champs - you planning to give birth to Jesus? :)Peas on Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-1169546805589179302007-01-23T10:06:00.000+00:002007-01-23T10:06:00.000+00:00Hmmmm... And mine...Please can my period startPlea...Hmmmm... And mine...<BR/><BR/>Please can my period start<BR/>Please can my period start<BR/>If it doesn't soon<BR/>That angel gabriel has A LOT of explaining to do!<BR/>Word.Champagne Heathenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09540128789208726965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-1169546002763397552007-01-23T09:53:00.000+00:002007-01-23T09:53:00.000+00:00Jam - LOL.Jam - LOL.Peas on Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-1169545290838329762007-01-23T09:41:00.000+00:002007-01-23T09:41:00.000+00:00For a day or two last week I was:Please will my pe...For a day or two last week I was:<BR/><I>Please will my period start<BR/>Please will my period start<BR/>If it doesn't soon<BR/>I'm in big shiiiiiiiiiittteeee<BR/>Word.</I>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-1169544061579549882007-01-23T09:21:00.000+00:002007-01-23T09:21:00.000+00:00The most ever keen babeThe most ever keen babemuddlepuddlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06282151495380959675noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-1169543831249528712007-01-23T09:17:00.000+00:002007-01-23T09:17:00.000+00:00Insane - you do that too? Bad poetry? You should s...Insane - you do that too? Bad poetry? You should see mine. Something like:<BR/><I>Please will my period start<BR/>Please will my period start<BR/>If it doesn't soon<BR/>I'm gonna kill somebody<BR/>Word. </I><BR/><BR/>Muddly - let's you and I get outta here. I heard there's a cheap deal to the Seychelles. Keen?Peas on Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-1169543569005475322007-01-23T09:12:00.001+00:002007-01-23T09:12:00.001+00:00Oh god I thought you would never ask!Ok you can ta...Oh god I thought you would never ask!<BR/>Ok you can take me on honeymoon if I can pay???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! And we go to either Zanzibar, Caymans or Thailand!<BR/>Ooooohhh oooohhh here's an idea to make you feel better have a beach house party where you can sip cocktails out of pineapples!! Like a whole Peas Gets Her Groove Back!muddlepuddlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06282151495380959675noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-1169543562996114652007-01-23T09:12:00.000+00:002007-01-23T09:12:00.000+00:00oh Peas! PMS is something we can revel in, in a wi...oh Peas! PMS is something we can revel in, in a wierd sort of way. We actually have a valid excuse to be off our heads once a month without having to be on a permanent routine of anti depressants. <BR/>I tend to wallow in self pity myself when the PMS sets in. Sit at home, get drunk, write bad poetry and listen to angry chick rock. And i don't need a therapist to tell me why.Insane Insomniachttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18026724165357854077noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-1169542818489527822007-01-23T09:00:00.000+00:002007-01-23T09:00:00.000+00:00Muddle - I love you. Will you marry me?I'll take y...Muddle - I love you. Will you marry me?<BR/>I'll take you on honeymoon and everything. <BR/>xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxPeas on Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-1169542670794956012007-01-23T08:57:00.001+00:002007-01-23T08:57:00.001+00:00not wollies..because I don't actually know a wolli...not wollies..because I don't actually know a wollie....<BR/><BR/>W O O L I E S.<BR/><BR/>idiot.muddlepuddlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06282151495380959675noreply@blogger.com