tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post2179119017201046420..comments2024-02-20T08:24:41.908+00:00Comments on PEAS ON TOAST: french cold warPeas on Toasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-6576674477251860562013-12-03T13:32:43.754+00:002013-12-03T13:32:43.754+00:00What. A. Bitch!
Your best revenge would be just t...What. A. Bitch!<br /><br />Your best revenge would be just to be insanely happy in spite of her. Whenever you see her and/or her wanker husband, make sure you look utterly thrilled with life - it'll drive her batshit crazy, promise! ;)<br /><br />Also, I'm with all the other folks who've said that when your babies arrive, she's in for (many) a rude awakening! <br /><br />MeeAhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13857981201712950144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-28070754344552020842013-11-28T10:12:27.514+00:002013-11-28T10:12:27.514+00:00Hha thanks everyone for the advice!
You have help...Hha thanks everyone for the advice!<br /><br />You have helped me realise that in fact, yes, my revenge is coming whether intended or not - my babies are going to make a bloody racquet and with not much reprieve.<br /><br />i haven't seen her yet, so here's hoping it stays that way xxPeas on Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-47947855760895829012013-11-28T07:46:43.756+00:002013-11-28T07:46:43.756+00:00Barney, and Tellytubbies(sp?), consistently, loudl...Barney, and Tellytubbies(sp?), consistently, loudly, speakers pointing towards her side. And good earplugs for you of course.Pebbleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08375474622814165764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-59531535629721576322013-11-27T11:58:41.882+00:002013-11-27T11:58:41.882+00:00The 1812 overture. Loudly. Repeatedly. Daily.The 1812 overture. Loudly. Repeatedly. Daily.Flarkithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01363849451683927721noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-9437116508704661412013-11-26T09:58:24.516+00:002013-11-26T09:58:24.516+00:00Perhaps the sad, solitary tear together with how m...Perhaps the sad, solitary tear together with how much you were hoping to limit the noise for HER once the twins arrive, by renovating so that you could keep the noise as far from her as possible.<br /><br />Whilst underlining that it'll be a few months of building noise, versus at least a few years of crying at all hours of the day and night. Choice is hers!Bug Eyedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06189683892279013020noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-74777150028384015602013-11-26T09:41:10.705+00:002013-11-26T09:41:10.705+00:00For maximum guilt trip, I would attempt a sad, sol...For maximum guilt trip, I would attempt a sad, solitary tear. Particularly if her husband is around. Most people are able to dig in their heels if under attack - guilt is a stronger tool. And as Bianca said, once the babies are born, if she likes silence she will soon be gone. Melissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17975243149230160121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-24107950697053747712013-11-26T06:22:44.556+00:002013-11-26T06:22:44.556+00:00First things first - my father's cousin (some ...First things first - my father's cousin (some relation of mine!) had twins whilst living in a cosy semi-detached house in Hurst... I visited many years later, once they'd made renovations to be able to accommodate growing twin boys, however her tiny study is where they were first lain to sleep - it was tiny - but she said the advantage of it as a nursery was that she could give attention to both of them in their cribs at the same time. You know if one cries, both will... everything was reachable. So maybe see the small start as a blessing... <br /><br />In terms of annoying neighbour - have a nice braai, make sure lots of meat and smoke (invite the nice neighbours over so they benefit!!)... <br /><br />Have any friends with yappy dogs that can visit during the day? or whenever it will be most inconvenient. <br /><br />if you know anyone with a drum set, invite them to use the place (when you are at work or out) for practise. Especially useful if all other neighbours work/have a life!! <br />Good luckUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09963529479082412717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-846692500317056072013-11-26T05:22:04.606+00:002013-11-26T05:22:04.606+00:00When you do start making a noise, just remember to...When you do start making a noise, just remember to open the doors and windows that face her house so the noise has somewhere to escape to. No point in making all that noise, with sanders and hammering if you keep it inside the house. And, when the twins are crying, walk them past her house to calm them down. Revenge is a bitch - enjoy it!Katehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13964209026201445139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-18567464988749550172013-11-25T19:29:42.257+00:002013-11-25T19:29:42.257+00:00That should read 'don't give up hope'That should read 'don't give up hope'BiancaPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07291322762178237843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-42393920426766067392013-11-25T19:28:21.837+00:002013-11-25T19:28:21.837+00:00Your revenge is coming soon - your twins! Do give ...Your revenge is coming soon - your twins! Do give up hope for your plans to extend just yet - your French neighbours will probably want to move in about 6 months time!BiancaPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07291322762178237843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-22091353208580968962013-11-25T16:54:38.475+00:002013-11-25T16:54:38.475+00:00SimonSays electronic means can be found to achieve...SimonSays electronic means can be found to achieve the same end ;-)defaulthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03707829227927154926noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-47816396708149384642013-11-25T16:09:27.772+00:002013-11-25T16:09:27.772+00:00Just go with the lots of inside noise, it's no...Just go with the lots of inside noise, it's not like you can avoid that anyway. She's not going to care about the money you guys have already spent.Casseyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07645101131751379319noreply@blogger.com