tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post2256009865703258795..comments2024-02-20T08:24:41.908+00:00Comments on PEAS ON TOAST: an honest postPeas on Toasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comBlogger43125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-21689894275545927692012-12-09T07:37:54.670+00:002012-12-09T07:37:54.670+00:00Making my penis bigger has actually taught me seve...Making my penis bigger has actually taught me several things, moreover the fact that it is usually ultimately possibly and permanent, he said. The first is that penis sizegenetics surgery is not necessary. Surgery is costly, as well as also very risky, even in cases while procedure goes smoothly without any complications. Besides that, surveys have shown that many men might possibly gone under the knife won't be pleased along with the results.I also learned that pumps don't work. Whenever i decided I wanted to start making my penis bigger, I bought a pump, therefore wasn't a cheap one either. <br />http://sizegenetics-reviewx.tumblr.com/Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-62623872962656004242007-05-15T17:57:00.000+01:002007-05-15T17:57:00.000+01:00From reading your posts for about 8 onths now I th...From reading your posts for about 8 onths now I think you need to start recognising a rebound for what it is. It's not ever going to turn into something more than a really good shag for "X" amount of time. Accept it for what it is and then you won't be hurt or surprised when it endsNessershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07739739817736200575noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-90361960482979796312007-05-14T13:00:00.000+01:002007-05-14T13:00:00.000+01:00Thanks bruv. Considering becoming a strap-on in th...Thanks bruv. Considering becoming a strap-on in the odd future string of comments. Innit.Heddleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05099005742759598791noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-10700526437453998112007-05-14T09:40:00.000+01:002007-05-14T09:40:00.000+01:00why do i feel like it's time for a bloggie girl's ...why do i feel like it's time for a bloggie girl's night?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-85767300676570311112007-05-14T08:04:00.000+01:002007-05-14T08:04:00.000+01:00Kab - thanks my doll. Rocking the funbus something...Kab - thanks my doll. Rocking the funbus something epic. :)<BR/><BR/>Heddles - thank you thank you my dear!<BR/><BR/>Don't miss home too much, JHB is overrated at the moment, I promise. xxPeas on Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-74537209762922523062007-05-13T11:36:00.000+01:002007-05-13T11:36:00.000+01:00Hi Peas, There's no real way of avoiding the craze...Hi Peas, <BR/><BR/>There's no real way of avoiding the crazed fan/stalker vibe when I say, smashing blog. <BR/><BR/>Have been out of the Jozi loop for a while and hell's teeth, you know how to make a gal homesick.Heddleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05099005742759598791noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-54530392337200196932007-05-12T21:22:00.000+01:002007-05-12T21:22:00.000+01:00Hey Peas...good on you for being big about the who...Hey Peas...good on you for being big about the whole birthday thing & wishing Dick! <BR/><BR/>I hope all the men that lost you realise that they lost (what appears to be) a really great woman! In the end, you will only be better off & happier with a Prince Charming. <BR/><BR/>Right, nuff said re: soppy stuff...love the post below about losing your front tooth! Shit, has brought back some hilarious memories!<BR/><BR/>Rock your funbus!KaBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02738572183225778469noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-77041985355351491792007-05-11T18:41:00.000+01:002007-05-11T18:41:00.000+01:00Peas. All part of "growing." Not up, just growing ...Peas. All part of "growing." Not up, just growing to a place where you know yourself. And knowing yourself is the key to attracting that right person to enter your life.Thom Gabrukiewiczhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13286670695334830471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-56673800732588782942007-05-11T16:04:00.000+01:002007-05-11T16:04:00.000+01:00Champs - wow, thanks my friend. Yes, I think you a...Champs - wow, thanks my friend. Yes, I think you and I have had some vastly different experiences. And we can definitely learn a thing or two from each other. <BR/><BR/>And thanks for giving me new perspective on the whole deal - it helps me to see it through new eyes.<BR/><BR/>xxxPeas on Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-25403921711453853652007-05-11T15:58:00.000+01:002007-05-11T15:58:00.000+01:00Big virtual hugs to you!! I think you & I have com...Big virtual hugs to you!! I think you & I have completely opposite love lives. Mine are quick, intense, and gone before I got the guy's surname (That is an exageration, thanks!). Yours have been long (6 years! I will never get over that!) and deep and true dependent emotions really manage to get meshed together in there. So far you & I have learnt completely different lessons about this whole game. <BR/><BR/>Perhaps this is why with this post I finally understood where you are coming from. Why you think you are broken. <BR/><BR/>I've been rejected/ dumped/ batted by, and done the same to, a countless number of guys. Things not working with yet another guy does not exhaust me or stress me that it might mean I will be alone & shaggless forever. For me it is par for the course. One day something will be different with one of them. Or a few of them. <BR/><BR/>I now think I am starting to understand why you don't view your world like this right now. While I do think you should take a time out on the whole "game" for a bit, and toy with yourself (ja ja, I mean mentally & emotionally as well as the bushwacker!). But also, maybe just see it all how you would imagine I might be seeing the world. <BR/><BR/>I don't think you are in the slightest way broken. I think you are only just beginning. Ok, maybe a third of the way into it. <BR/><BR/>(This might mean also, that I can then get your perspective on things & maybe end up with a guy long enough to have quite a few years of regular monogamous sex!! Wouldn't that be sweet!)<BR/><BR/>Hugs again. Hope I made sense.Champagne Heathenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09540128789208726965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-85386800269170469392007-05-11T13:39:00.000+01:002007-05-11T13:39:00.000+01:00Maurice - saying "thanks" before signing off makes...Maurice - saying "thanks" before signing off makes you a chav.Peas on Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-6641692007420443052007-05-11T13:31:00.000+01:002007-05-11T13:31:00.000+01:00wow. you really run into interesting people at par...wow. you really run into interesting people at parties and really talk about interesting stuff.<BR/><BR/>sounds like your ready for a lesbian relationship with that really interesting person you met at that party.<BR/><BR/>And i'm sure she went to uct and did the same crappy res stuff at you.<BR/><BR/>if and when you guys move in together you can get a dog and call it maurice or if its a girl LaShawna.<BR/><BR/>thanks<BR/><BR/>mauriceAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-13582509443038585232007-05-11T13:05:00.000+01:002007-05-11T13:05:00.000+01:00Rev - still running china.About 30 k's now.Chews -...Rev - still running china.<BR/>About 30 k's now.<BR/><BR/>Chews - nah mate. Half French and all, French cars aren't the work of craftmanship. German cars - now you talking.<BR/><BR/>Jam - thanks my little belter. What a lovely comment. xxxPeas on Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-20436376520359121592007-05-11T12:52:00.000+01:002007-05-11T12:52:00.000+01:00Love conincidences like that since they make you f...Love conincidences like that since they make you feel like you're not alone. But you're not alone. Right now, I think being on your own is excellent as you can spend much time working out who you really are and what you really want. And when you know that, then with luck the knight in shining armour may appear! But what the hell... you're still young, and luckily you haven't fallen into anything that is irreversible. Also - on the life of the party thing - you're the life of life. Just because you don't stay late or drink up a storm, does not make you any less interesting or wonderful than you are....xxxAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-40913260894115210682007-05-11T11:18:00.000+01:002007-05-11T11:18:00.000+01:00Bwahahaaha - Rev! How can you tell its Friday toda...Bwahahaaha - Rev! How can you tell its Friday today? :P<BR/><BR/>Classic. Peas would be a convertible French car though. You know what they say about French engineering ;)<BR/><BR/>Citroen, Peugeot or Renault?ChewTheCudhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02834275064275668599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-14158868666867409582007-05-11T10:56:00.000+01:002007-05-11T10:56:00.000+01:00OK, just run to the nearest internet cafe and post...OK, just run to the nearest internet cafe and post an update.Revolving Credithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15574797355925391736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-20559549060390416502007-05-11T10:50:00.000+01:002007-05-11T10:50:00.000+01:00Rev - I'm not here. I ran away.Rev - I'm not here. I ran away.Peas on Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-58805716971037619602007-05-11T10:30:00.000+01:002007-05-11T10:30:00.000+01:00Or if we bougth you a book an DIY-Automotive Repa...Or if we bougth you a book an DIY-Automotive Repair.<BR/><BR/>Then you could fiddle under your own bonnet.Revolving Credithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15574797355925391736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-76151332351384311892007-05-11T10:29:00.000+01:002007-05-11T10:29:00.000+01:00Would it help if we found you a female mechanic??Would it help if we found you a female mechanic??Revolving Credithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15574797355925391736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-87499280493587934282007-05-11T10:28:00.000+01:002007-05-11T10:28:00.000+01:00How could you do that?I thought you engine wasn't ...How could you do that?<BR/><BR/>I thought you engine wasn't running???Revolving Credithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15574797355925391736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-57831091700755175622007-05-11T10:19:00.000+01:002007-05-11T10:19:00.000+01:00Oh God.See? This is how I know I'm not ready. Runn...Oh God.<BR/>See? This is how I know I'm not ready. <BR/><BR/>Running. Running away!!!!Peas on Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-49181175173209061282007-05-11T10:16:00.000+01:002007-05-11T10:16:00.000+01:00So you're saying that your top come down quite eas...So you're saying that your top come down quite easily.<BR/><BR/>You know that to overhaul your engine some mechanic is gonna have to get in uder your bonnet and get his hand dirty.<BR/><BR/>There's bound to be a little wrenching, a bit off screwing & un-screwing, a few nuts may be tightened and he may well top you up with fluid.Revolving Credithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15574797355925391736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-9074677685921170092007-05-11T10:10:00.000+01:002007-05-11T10:10:00.000+01:00Rev - no questions about it. I'm as convertible as...Rev - no questions about it. I'm as convertible as they get.<BR/>;)<BR/><BR/>Tuberider - hahahahaha! Wow, classic reading. Can he do one for me too? (When I'm ready for an iBoy that is.)Peas on Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-53962020466896972312007-05-11T10:06:00.000+01:002007-05-11T10:06:00.000+01:00Well if we're shopping for cars:Dear Sir,thanks fo...Well if we're shopping for cars:<BR/><BR/>Dear Sir,<BR/><BR/>thanks for your enquiry at designerGirlfriend.com.<BR/><BR/>I regret to inform you that we are unable to source a girlfriend to your exact specifications.<BR/><BR/>We have a limited stock of some factory-damaged girlfriends with slightly charred humour and blackened charisma - but the heart and spine are unfortunately beyond repair.<BR/><BR/>As for girlfriends with steel spine and heart of gold we have never yet offered this combination. Our technical design team believe these can indeed be made to order, but we think it would require a strengthened subframe and additional welding. Legal requirements would also require us to fit it with front and rear airbags. <BR/><BR/>However we need to make further enquiries with our courier as the overall structure may exceed their shipping weight limits. It would be a great frustration to design such a perfect girlfriend, only to find you can't have her!!!<BR/><BR/>However, I would like to take this opportunity to inform you of our up-coming launch of the iGirl range this summer. These are extremely firm but lightweight girlfriend models, finished in realistic user-definable skins. What's more, they feature the latest version of our BirdLogic software which has undergone extensive tests with young males. <BR/><BR/>The new blokeOmatic operating mode of BirdLogic 2.0 proved extremely popular, with most males reporting that their iGirl was more predictable and less prone to pointless shopping. Furthermore, custom filters allow the owner to further refine behaviour, such as eliminating the patterns DISCOUNT or SALE from the VisualProcessing engine. <BR/><BR/>I'm sure you'll agree that the cost of these options will be paid back many times over in savings during your ownership of your iGirl!!<BR/><BR/>The modular architecture of iGirl allows you to add enhancements and tailor her to your exact requirements - for example, add the "slapstick humour" module and we'll throw in a free "parking assistance" module. We have a range of modules covering intelligence, trivia, charisma, self-worth and feistiness - although we expect high demand for feistiness, so it's wise to order early.<BR/><BR/>And do remember our 30 day guarantee policy. If you are not entirely satisfied with your iGirl, you can return her undamaged (both physically AND emotionally) within 30 days with no quibbles, recriminations, backlash, revenge or stalking. I'm sure you'll agree, you won't get a better offer elsewhere.<BR/><BR/>I look forward to hearing from you.<BR/><BR/>Duncan Disorderly, CEO designerGirlfriend.com<BR/><BR/>(written by a friend of mine in response to my GIRLFRIEND WANTED blog)tuberiderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03039748415896465852noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-52960030937634581502007-05-11T10:03:00.000+01:002007-05-11T10:03:00.000+01:00What type of classic are you? Are you a convertibl...What type of classic are you? Are you a convertible?<BR/><BR/>While you're not being ridden and on display, can I practice taking your top down???Revolving Credithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15574797355925391736noreply@blogger.com