tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post2476811445210146313..comments2024-02-20T08:24:41.908+00:00Comments on PEAS ON TOAST: rontburg affairs de maisonPeas on Toasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-3748031307572523202009-09-08T09:13:54.202+01:002009-09-08T09:13:54.202+01:00"... Perhaps there’s a part of me that’s hopi..."... Perhaps there’s a part of me that’s hoping that I might even slightly comply for a British passport.<br />I had a British grandmother and a British grandfather, so I’m hoping that if I even try hard enough and go through all the processes that may be, the universe could smile down at me, and I might even get one."<br /><br />You would be entitled to one. I have british grandparants too, and my brother moved over to London eariler this year - with a British ancestrial visa. Only thing is - you have to live in UK for bout 5 yrs til you get British passport.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11910885565062830670noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-84369138941077997932009-09-02T11:22:10.694+01:002009-09-02T11:22:10.694+01:00Whoa, I miss reading your blog for a coupla weeks ...Whoa, I miss reading your blog for a coupla weeks and what do I find? I coulda saved you some grief! Bestest Home Affairs place is in Krugersdorp.<br /><br />Yep. Krugersdorp. You park right outside the door, the photo touts are quite mannerly, the info people can string more than two words together, there is almost no queue at the "What Must I Do" counter (three people don't count, do they?), and the "Hand Over All My Papers" queue only has five people in it.<br /><br />The place feels like an old primary school (probably was, circa 1920) and as we left my son (who is getting his first-ever ID book) said to me, "I thought you said these places sucked?"<br /><br />What's more, we'd hardly got to the car (outside, close to the door) when my cellphone beeped with the automated SMS to say that the process was underway.<br /><br />Next time: Krugersdorp. 'K?<br />:DFiiNixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02349874409542826657noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-48644144517632433442009-09-02T01:09:27.047+01:002009-09-02T01:09:27.047+01:00The problem is that 98% of blacks give the rest a ...The problem is that 98% of blacks give the rest a bad nameAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-21973673461662319072009-09-01T16:34:32.231+01:002009-09-01T16:34:32.231+01:00Paul - oh shit you too? Good luck for going there ...Paul - oh shit you too? Good luck for going there dude, is all I can say. God speed - yikes!<br /><br />Had he touched me, I would've executed a slamdunk to his testicles....at least I would've tried!Peas on Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-9153249356120683222009-09-01T15:53:19.822+01:002009-09-01T15:53:19.822+01:00My solution to "Bucket Guy" would have b...My solution to "Bucket Guy" would have been a SiG Sauer P226...double tap to the head and/or chest and repeat as indicated until target is neutralised (ie) as dead as last Christmas' fucking turkey dinner LOL. Seriously though, dudes like that ARE looking for a confrontation and the best thing to do *is* just drive off. I can also second the comments re: Home Affairs in Cape Town...Third (Turd?) World Cesspool comes to mind! It was already an assault on the senses a few years ago and I'm dreading having to go there to renew my passport next month :-(Paulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08712649674192672159noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-69698977504727033582009-09-01T15:01:25.723+01:002009-09-01T15:01:25.723+01:00Correct! exAmtion! I have the image saved somewher...Correct! exAmtion! I have the image saved somewhere.. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-3776163283102564932009-09-01T14:45:19.584+01:002009-09-01T14:45:19.584+01:00Levi - yeah I've seen Matric Exemption - class...Levi - yeah I've seen Matric Exemption - classic, except it was even spelt wrong if I remember correctly - Matric Examption.' HAHAHAHAPeas on Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-68764360748992473812009-09-01T14:36:36.869+01:002009-09-01T14:36:36.869+01:00Sometimes its sad to be a guy, like when iv to sit...Sometimes its sad to be a guy, like when iv to sit through that rape advert on tv.. iv honestly never ever touched a lady in anger ever! Not once!<br />(iv spanked one or two, but they loved it and wanted!)<br />And its a similar thing when you get verbally violated in this manner!<br />Thats why they gave a witou asylum in canada yesterday! cause he was white.. and too much pressure similar to what you experienced!<br />On a lighter note...<br />1. friend of mine applied for ID, it came back with a darkie face!<br />2. iv seen an ID of a darkie guy, they captured his name as Matric Exemption!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-83824512793957628012009-09-01T14:23:02.227+01:002009-09-01T14:23:02.227+01:00Levi - NEXT TIME HE RUBS HIS PECS AND INSINUATES T...Levi - NEXT TIME HE RUBS HIS PECS AND INSINUATES THAT I SHOULD GO PLAY WITH HIM IN A BUSH, TELL HIM TO THINK TWICE!<br /><br />Seriously that's not funny, he couldn't have taken it that bad right? ;)Peas on Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-83566868806429857692009-09-01T14:21:03.116+01:002009-09-01T14:21:03.116+01:00wheres my bucket lady? i need it back!
THE SITUAT...wheres my bucket lady? i need it back!<br /><br />THE SITUATION IS BEYOND A JOKE! A FELLOW IN DURBAN HANGED HIMSELF LAST WEEK CAUSE THE ASSHOLES AT HOME AFFAIRS GAVE HIM SO MUCH GRIEF!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-3247757082455230462009-09-01T10:50:21.144+01:002009-09-01T10:50:21.144+01:00branch - yeah I should've, but I reckoned taki...branch - yeah I should've, but I reckoned taking on the bucket would've been enough...I just wanted to get the hell outta there ;)Peas on Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-84580011995316562042009-09-01T10:44:44.709+01:002009-09-01T10:44:44.709+01:00Fuck. I like white women too. Not quite so pushy t...Fuck. I like white women too. Not quite so pushy though. You should have maced the fucker!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08781993311005822390noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-30385423440876633172009-09-01T08:41:31.349+01:002009-09-01T08:41:31.349+01:00getaway - I used to think this was an impossible f...getaway - I used to think this was an impossible feat: <i>not even the dutiful Helen Zille can save this hell hole.<br /></i><br /><br />And then I took stock of Hone Affairs. You're right, even if she coupled up with Chuck Norris, its a dead dream.<br /><br />I suppose Bic may be happy though ;)Peas on Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-91436625120305251342009-09-01T08:37:28.791+01:002009-09-01T08:37:28.791+01:00That's government facilities for you!! You sho...That's government facilities for you!! You should see Home Affairs Cape Town, not even the dutiful Helen Zille can save this hell hole. <br /><br />With 5 million pen vendors thrusting ballpoints in your face, taking advantage of the market for pens seeing as they've given up on the complementary ones once provided; and the tunneling echo of babies crying in the new births registration area - its a dream.<br /><br />At least now its over and you don't have to think of it until you've crossed at least half the earth's surface.Ilhaam Ismailhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06205744361614714994noreply@blogger.com