tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post539323901386126693..comments2024-02-20T08:24:41.908+00:00Comments on PEAS ON TOAST: wining not smokingPeas on Toasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-73356175435147041762008-10-23T05:53:00.000+01:002008-10-23T05:53:00.000+01:00Oh shite Wazzie! A pony from Benoni with gold brac...Oh shite Wazzie! A pony from Benoni with gold bracelets and a pot belly -that's a scary image. Am sorry it didn't work - hypnotherapy was my next tactic. I'm still not smoking after the weekend, so I guess this Allen Carr method was better than I thought.<BR/><BR/>Hope you manage to come right!Peas on Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-14261458965443631082008-10-22T21:31:00.000+01:002008-10-22T21:31:00.000+01:00I went to a hypnotist on Sat to stop smoking - I s...I went to a hypnotist on Sat to stop smoking - I should have known it was a bad plan when I had to drive to Benoni to his house, I should have stopped and got back in the car when I noticed he was a pot bellied, comb over guy in all black with big gold bracelets - but noooo the need to stop was too great! So I went through it - threw myself into the process whole heartedly - left didnt smoke for 12 hrs and yup I was drinking with friends (seriously I didnt even crave one) then I got pissed off not even sure why and its back to my 20 a day! What a waste of money and petrol and cultural sanity!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-72783938942410052082008-10-22T19:11:00.000+01:002008-10-22T19:11:00.000+01:00Julie - hi babe! A straw hey? I was never drinking...Julie - hi babe! A straw hey? I was never drinking red wine every night to appear cultured, so I might as well :)<BR/><BR/>Even if the neighbours see me drinking from a straw from my balcony, who gives a stuff :)<BR/><BR/>Chuckles. Hmm - I'm loving pies right now. I think Chuckles is a lesser evil. Because if I don't stop, Whale will call me Pie Slotter forever and I'll have an airport on my ass, not just a boeing.<BR/><BR/>Sigh.Peas on Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-41581816930694605012008-10-22T17:56:00.000+01:002008-10-22T17:56:00.000+01:00de-lurking to comment:re the stained teeth thingy ...de-lurking to comment:<BR/>re the stained teeth thingy - just drink it through a straw - seriously. It works.<BR/><BR/>BTW "ex-smokers" can eventually become non-smokers - I have gone from a pack a day to being one of the most self-righteous born-again non-smokers ever. Unfortunately I exchanged one bad habit for another, and am now addicted to Woolies Chuckles (but only the RED bags). So now I have clean breath and an ass you could park a boeing on......Juliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03557486783893455769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-78777855520794229762008-10-22T14:41:00.000+01:002008-10-22T14:41:00.000+01:00a squirrel squirrel...a lion lion....a squirrel squirrel...a lion lion....Camhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05830748536656149930noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-56706711594168809552008-10-22T14:26:00.000+01:002008-10-22T14:26:00.000+01:00Ches - Shadow...shadow..I'm waiting waiting..shado...Ches - Shadow...shadow..I'm waiting waiting..shadow shadowPeas on Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-16391431804304487272008-10-22T13:58:00.000+01:002008-10-22T13:58:00.000+01:00Ali Campbell, don't stop now...Ali Campbell, don't stop now...Camhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05830748536656149930noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-55431509448147390352008-10-22T13:30:00.000+01:002008-10-22T13:30:00.000+01:00po - Touche! And doing it with Grapetiser isn't HA...po - Touche! And doing it with Grapetiser isn't HALF as fun :)Peas on Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-37803703892558736842008-10-22T13:20:00.000+01:002008-10-22T13:20:00.000+01:00Wine is one of you daily portions of fruit,all par...Wine is one of you daily portions of fruit,all part of a balanced diet.pohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00711119384786965311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-25503877649681814222008-10-22T11:06:00.000+01:002008-10-22T11:06:00.000+01:00Ali - Wine will be sloe to me tonight, let me tell...Ali - Wine will be sloe to me tonight, let me tell you!<BR/><BR/>Nessers - Ooh. Thing is: dude, a dude looking into your mouth, I'm not sure if I can cross the romantic divide with that. Worth a shot though, thanks for the number! :)Peas on Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-17049214782862540182008-10-22T10:56:00.000+01:002008-10-22T10:56:00.000+01:00I have THE cutest dentist ever his name is Dr "THe...I have THE cutest dentist ever his name is Dr "THe cute one" cos I keep forgetting to ask the receptionist his name - his No however is 011 782 5437 - he works in Linden but it is so worth the driveNessershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07739739817736200575noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-51335019778434415502008-10-22T10:45:00.000+01:002008-10-22T10:45:00.000+01:00Red,red wine,stay close to meeeee!Red,red wine,stay close to meeeee!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-84896916053169006032008-10-22T09:34:00.000+01:002008-10-22T09:34:00.000+01:00Miss T - yeah and even though Whale calls me Pie S...Miss T - yeah and even though Whale calls me Pie Slotter, the chicken & mushroom is overrated now. <BR/><BR/>Bring on the WINE!Peas on Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-48261699005616339312008-10-22T09:26:00.000+01:002008-10-22T09:26:00.000+01:00Brilliant plan! Better than stuffing your face wit...Brilliant plan! Better than stuffing your face with engen pies I guess :)Miss Thttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09308985603088848463noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-77088951761537623802008-10-22T09:16:00.000+01:002008-10-22T09:16:00.000+01:00Kyk - I agree. People started pulling out of their...Kyk - I agree. People started pulling out of their investments the moment they heard I was clean.<BR/><BR/>Then Lehman's crashed. And the rest is history. :)Peas on Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-70570770957511244892008-10-22T09:10:00.000+01:002008-10-22T09:10:00.000+01:00I dunno, Peas. The world markets crashed when you...I dunno, Peas. The world markets crashed when you stopped smoking. This may or may not be a coincidence.kyknoordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01376671662670291957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-74145950416544908352008-10-22T08:42:00.000+01:002008-10-22T08:42:00.000+01:00Whale - so you really only quite AFTER Greece then...Whale - so you really only quite AFTER Greece then? ;)<BR/><BR/>Love,<BR/>The Pie Slotter<BR/><BR/>Charl - no it's not that hard, about 70% of the time. I only have an issue in social situations and where alcohol is concerned. <BR/>And yes you're very right - I am bigger than this shit :0<BR/>Thanks for the little pep talk my boy. xxPeas on Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-91743630385337966282008-10-22T08:40:00.000+01:002008-10-22T08:40:00.000+01:00Peas, PLEASE! for fuck sakes! It's not THAT diffic...Peas, PLEASE! for fuck sakes! It's not THAT difficult! I quit 9th July last year, had cravings for one whole day and said to my brain: Listen man, piss off, you don't need this shit anymore! It's as simple as that!<BR/>No, really, it is! If you smoke again I will take back what I gave you...<BR/>Yes, its the same Charl.<BR/>Dont dissapoint me man! You are bigger than this shit!<BR/><BR/>About the red wine: Can't go wrong. Stay away from the really cheap stuff. It give you TB.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-30564971654138297472008-10-22T08:29:00.000+01:002008-10-22T08:29:00.000+01:00Everyone who reads this blog barring me is lame. Q...Everyone who reads this blog barring me is lame. Quit smoking people - it's actually lank easy and you're a loser if you whine and think you can't. And no - smoking 4 cigarettes on a weekend doesn't mean you've quit smoking - when you don't smoke cigarettes (period) you've quit smoking.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-39291708175214972122008-10-22T08:19:00.000+01:002008-10-22T08:19:00.000+01:00Rev - a cute dentist? Is there such a thing?;)Anon...Rev - a cute dentist? Is there such a thing?<BR/><BR/>;)<BR/><BR/>Anon - oh dear. That'll teach him! Kidding, that can definitely happen.<BR/><BR/>I was already smoking before THAT happened to me. <BR/>It didn't affect me at all, amazingly.Peas on Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-59901601039802129452008-10-22T08:05:00.000+01:002008-10-22T08:05:00.000+01:00i quit smoking for 7 months and about 3 weeks ago ...i quit smoking for 7 months and about 3 weeks ago i bumped into my ex with his new girlfriend and now im back to square one aaargh!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-26572001144232663822008-10-22T07:57:00.000+01:002008-10-22T07:57:00.000+01:00OK, now I have visions of your whacking off to a U...OK, now I have visions of your whacking off to a UB40 song.<BR/><BR/><I>"...feeling fine, all of the time"</I><BR/><BR/>Not good before I've finished off my 1st cup of coffee for the morning.<BR/><BR/>Nessers does have a point though.a Maybe out of all of this you'll get to meet a cute dentist??<BR/><BR/>Not quite sure whether that was her point, but thats my read on it.<BR/><BR/><I>Mmm..coffee</I>Revolving Credithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15574797355925391736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-64062668237989110822008-10-22T07:41:00.000+01:002008-10-22T07:41:00.000+01:00Oh God, there's always something.I suppose I could...Oh God, there's always <I>something</I>.<BR/><BR/>I suppose I could go and get them polished anyway. Or maybe flip between red and white??<BR/><BR/>ARRRRGH!<BR/><BR/>LIFE IS SO CONSTRICTING! NO WONDER ROCK STARS ROCK OUT WITH THEIR COCKS OUT/JAM OUT WITH THEIR CLAMS OUT.<BR/><BR/>Sigh.<BR/><BR/>OK thanks for the tip Nessers .:)Peas on Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-22139318286938434452008-10-22T07:31:00.000+01:002008-10-22T07:31:00.000+01:00all that red wine will make your teeth discoloured...all that red wine will make your teeth discoloured (seriously) so make regular dentist appointments to have them properly cleaned and bleached when necessary but other than that I see no problem with your plan heheNessershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07739739817736200575noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-45686337964465605272008-10-22T06:37:00.000+01:002008-10-22T06:37:00.000+01:00Sadie - oh hell, my bitching was never meant to ma...Sadie - oh hell, my bitching was never meant to make people NOT give up! So I hereforth shove my agony under the carpet and declare, 'Give up! You will feel more vibrant, smell better, be a little cranky for a while, but you will be better for it!'<BR/><BR/>I mean from my standpoint, this wine tastes grrrreat!<BR/><BR/>I'll be your wine partner if you do :)<BR/><BR/>Harold - Ah WineX is back! Hooray! I think I shall do just that, and thanks harold. Just might have to avoid the poncy 'I know sooo much about my nectar' types, but but I suppose I can always move onto the next wine maker! ;)Peas on Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.com