tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post701228326780036522..comments2024-02-20T08:24:41.908+00:00Comments on PEAS ON TOAST: myers-briggs wants an assassinPeas on Toasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-73342272885972792642007-05-04T20:53:00.000+01:002007-05-04T20:53:00.000+01:00That is strange. Odd odd odd.My career guidence co...That is strange. Odd odd odd.<BR/><BR/>My career guidence councelor was at a complete loss with what do with me.<BR/><BR/>He couldn't figure out what I was meant for. He sent me to have all kinds of tests. <BR/><BR/>Eventually, he started sending me to specialists, like:<BR/><BR/>Cardiologists, Spinal Surgeons, Neurologists, Professors, Homeopaths (they were getting desperate), even to one of the greatest minds of any age, Sherlock Holmes (we had to borrow Marty McFly's car for <I>that</I> one...). They even sent me to a gyneocologist (they were getting <B>really</B> desperate).<BR/><BR/>Finally, the guidance dude did the test you mentioned in your post. And turns out, I had similar, but different in a few areas, results.<BR/><BR/>I like adventure and excitement (so that cut "Jedi" off my career possibilities list), but I'm socially awkward (even though I like people). I do like puzzles, but I freak out in sudden stress situations.<BR/><BR/>I'm social, but I prefer one-on-one to dealing with crowds. I'm open, but shy, I take risks but I feel guilty about them, I am the life of the party, but it has to be <I>my</I> party. I'm disorganised, and talented at presentation, but only if I haven't prepared and have to wing it. I'm not insensitive to other people's feelings, but I am self-centred (not selfish but caught up in my own head, which involves things like fantasies such as:<BR/><BR/>Helping Sean Connery save the world on a train being assaulted by Evil Terrorists. And Sean keeps assault rifles in his whisky cabinet. Bet you didn't know that one.)<BR/><BR/>I feel fear more than the average person, but I also agressively reign it in. <BR/><BR/>AND FINALLY:<BR/><BR/>I am always joking about my emotional instability (um... close enough).<BR/><BR/>So my relieved guidance guy phoned someone by the name of Hattori Hanzo, a Ninja of Strong Reputation, who trained Ninja and led the Iga Clan during the 16th Century, which was when the War of A Thousand Tiny Japanese Counties (I forget the actual name so I am winging it) for Control of the Slightly Bigger [but not by <I>much</I>] Japanese Islands By Controlling Access to Our God-Emperor Who Has No Real Powers Except For That Humorous Coin-Rectum Trick He Does At Saki-Partyies Of The Rising Sun.<BR/><BR/>Yes, those who are still reading this and following, we found another mate with no intention of sticking to Temporal Limitations.<BR/><BR/>Except this time, no car was involved, just an old-school phone booth belonging to these two stoner dudes named Bill and Ted. <BR/><BR/>So I got trained by Hattori Hanzo, and his Iga Ninja Clan, and became the crappest ninja ever in the history of Ninjitsu. <BR/><BR/>I was good at one thing though; guiling trickery. (You have no idea how many Samurai fall for the "your funny <I>tabi</I> boot thing is untied." Even though all I learnt of Japanese was about three different words/phrases, "konichiwa", "sayanora" (although to be fair I think I picked that up from watching waaaaaaaay too much TMNT as a hyperactive 12 year old) and "Saki-long time". Which I always expect to get me some nice warm rice wine, but ends up with some geisha disrobing. It irritates me when the help get the order wrong!! :(<BR/><BR/>Anyway, I managed to coast through Ninja School, but with my really bad graduation marks, the only job I could find as an assassin is as a Company Hatchet-man. <BR/><BR/>My life sucks. At least an assassin gets to kill the fired fool, and spare the really emotionally draining: <BR/><BR/>"But how will I feed my family?"<BR/><BR/>Ce la vie, Pea, ce la vie.Mr Memetichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01646425850270386011noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-5763627257952300122007-04-30T09:15:00.000+01:002007-04-30T09:15:00.000+01:00Btw, for those uninformed people in the audience, ...Btw, for those uninformed people in the audience, Myers-Briggs tests are considered about as conclusive as IQ tests.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-9448007642600852592007-04-29T18:39:00.000+01:002007-04-29T18:39:00.000+01:00Never left it, more's the pity. Easy, tiger.Never left it, more's the pity. Easy, tiger.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-28057472944910970592007-04-29T09:26:00.000+01:002007-04-29T09:26:00.000+01:00Nettie - :)Anon - perhaps I should've just SCANNED...Nettie - :)<BR/><BR/>Anon - perhaps I should've just SCANNED the fucking thing onto here to show the results. Go back to Toronto, seriously.Peas on Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-81041188734409387762007-04-29T08:07:00.000+01:002007-04-29T08:07:00.000+01:00Yes, the Meyers-Briggs test refers to pro-weed leg...Yes, the Meyers-Briggs test refers to pro-weed legislation. Uh huh.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-22564807814834601242007-04-28T22:59:00.000+01:002007-04-28T22:59:00.000+01:00Perhaps your counselor was thinking about that aim...Perhaps your counselor was thinking about that aim problem you seem to have.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-84546409839374461582007-04-26T10:50:00.000+01:002007-04-26T10:50:00.000+01:00Daverich - can I send my agent? I was there last w...Daverich - can I send my agent? I was there last week, and would need to be paid double to go there again. But if all goes to plan, the crowds and booze may kill her off alone.<BR/><BR/>Bete - serial killing takes so much time and effort though. You need a plan, multiple victims...it's just too time-consuming.<BR/><BR/>Jam - oh god. I think I just threw up a little in my mouth! :)<BR/><BR/>Ant - I reckon we become dictators. Way more fun dontcha think? <BR/><BR/>Rev - popping a buttplug into people's asses is best done by a dictator. He at least gets to watch .<BR/>:)Peas on Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-60963765104542283962007-04-26T10:37:00.000+01:002007-04-26T10:37:00.000+01:00Assassin?Someone who sticks their ass in everywher...Assassin?<BR/><BR/>Someone who sticks their ass in everywhere??<BR/><BR/>or worse<BR/><BR/>Someone you sticks things in their ass???<BR/><BR/>Synomym - Buttplug????<BR/><BR/>I suppose though, that you could kill someone this way.<BR/><BR/>Now Dictator, thats a good word, especially if you have a lisp...hahaRevolving Credithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15574797355925391736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-91719975433100741822007-04-26T10:35:00.000+01:002007-04-26T10:35:00.000+01:00Looks like we have 2 ENTP's living together - alth...Looks like we have 2 ENTP's living together - although I'm less borderline than you.<BR/><BR/>That's it, I'm officially sick of my worklife, I'm giving it all up and buying my first skateboard...Third World Anthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06966937101895046400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-90662581937711583892007-04-26T10:28:00.000+01:002007-04-26T10:28:00.000+01:00As long as we can wear slinky black latex and do t...As long as we can wear slinky black latex and do the really mysterious asassin thing, I'm happy. DO you think your dad will look good in latex? LOL!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-1460573922622064722007-04-26T10:27:00.000+01:002007-04-26T10:27:00.000+01:00Peas- running around willy-nilly makes you a nutjo...Peas- running around willy-nilly makes you a nutjob, not an assassin. Sorry about that. Really, if you want the glamour and thrill of the kill, you're gonna have to go for Serial Killing.Betenoirhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03819147014396473056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-52124027322840601202007-04-26T10:25:00.000+01:002007-04-26T10:25:00.000+01:00Agent Peas, Your mission, should you choose to acc...Agent Peas, Your mission, should you choose to accept, involves an ex girl friend, use any means neccesary, she will be at Manahattan tonight and will be with friends, known as the bitch squad. They are to be considered armed and bloody dangerous. Good luck agent Peas... This message will self destruct in 3 seconds, sorry!!!DaveRichhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12253985803440492071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-79271301688261611472007-04-26T10:23:00.000+01:002007-04-26T10:23:00.000+01:00Jam - can we get my old man involved? I know he's ...Jam - can we get my old man involved? I know he's super keen about loaded guns and shit.Peas on Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-30111859673871944882007-04-26T10:18:00.000+01:002007-04-26T10:18:00.000+01:00Well if you're going to be an assasin, then there ...Well if you're going to be an assasin, then there are some things we need to dicuss...hur hur hur.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-60695712065109655162007-04-26T10:00:00.000+01:002007-04-26T10:00:00.000+01:00Chew...But I'm Camp Aniston! She'd be so hurt if I...Chew...But I'm Camp Aniston! She'd be so hurt if I betrayed her!<BR/><BR/>tuberider - no, TOTALLY pro-weed legalisation. It should've come across as so - but I copy and pasted my results herein. <BR/>And established religion - not into it at all, well for myself anyway. If it works for others, that's great, but not for me.Peas on Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-74263271071329157772007-04-26T09:48:00.000+01:002007-04-26T09:48:00.000+01:00Hi PEAS, I'm also an ENTP but pro-drug legalisatio...Hi PEAS, <BR/><BR/>I'm also an ENTP but pro-drug legalisation.<BR/><BR/>Are you into disorganised religion then? :)tuberiderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03039748415896465852noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-78105849656384249782007-04-26T09:47:00.000+01:002007-04-26T09:47:00.000+01:00Bond girls were weak. If you're thinking assassin ...Bond girls were weak. If you're thinking assassin then you want something more along the lines of Angelina Jolie in Mr. And Mrs. Smith ;PChewTheCudhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02834275064275668599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-24167365488702554772007-04-26T08:53:00.000+01:002007-04-26T08:53:00.000+01:00Bete - ...so you mean I can't run around willy-nil...Bete - ...so you mean I can't run around willy-nilly with a loaded gun? Totally takes the fun out of it :)Peas on Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-69986639765703771452007-04-26T08:50:00.000+01:002007-04-26T08:50:00.000+01:00Grosse point blank reference! yay!but anyway, Peas...Grosse point blank reference! yay!<BR/><BR/><BR/>but anyway, Peas, killing is alright but there's all that training ad technical know how and exercise... sounds kinda boring, most of the time.Betenoirhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03819147014396473056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-60826914204377030212007-04-26T08:46:00.000+01:002007-04-26T08:46:00.000+01:00Kyk - your anger is totally turning me on, dude. D...Kyk - your anger is totally turning me on, dude. <BR/><BR/>Da Mario - 'Bond Girl.' I love you.Peas on Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-76205280998612539482007-04-26T08:42:00.000+01:002007-04-26T08:42:00.000+01:00Assassin? I would have thought you'd be better su...Assassin? I would have thought you'd be better suited to being an international spy. Hot guys, danger, guns, beautiful places, free travelling, you name it...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-59311742846799548062007-04-26T08:39:00.000+01:002007-04-26T08:39:00.000+01:00DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT ANGER MANAGEMENT!I KILL YOU...DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT ANGER MANAGEMENT!<BR/>I KILL YOU NOW!!!<BR/>Oops. Sorry. It's okay, everything's cool. Let's all just take a deeeep breath now.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-26338005966801142132007-04-26T08:31:00.000+01:002007-04-26T08:31:00.000+01:00Fush - I fired a gun for the first time about a mo...Fush - I fired a gun for the first time about a month ago. A rifle, bru. Fuck it felt good. Out of 25 clays, I shot one. But squeezing that trigger felt fudging fantastic.Peas on Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-71159686678603125822007-04-26T08:21:00.000+01:002007-04-26T08:21:00.000+01:00Naah. I'm content with walking John Cusack doing i...Naah. I'm content with walking John Cusack doing it in Grosse Point Blank.<BR/><BR/>Haven't fired a gun since I was nine. Folks used to give the gaggle of kids a shot gun, a shopping bag of shells and send us off into a nearby field. Kept us out their hair while they were clay pigeon shooting and doing adult what not.timothymarcjoneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02169394544759910100noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-64009648816404480012007-04-26T07:56:00.000+01:002007-04-26T07:56:00.000+01:00Fush - With a fork? Well, now that's talent. Ever ...Fush - With a fork? Well, now that's talent. Ever considered a job in assassinary, my dear?Peas on Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.com