tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post7288530802195725376..comments2024-02-20T08:24:41.908+00:00Comments on PEAS ON TOAST: slavePeas on Toasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-89944925812816539842007-10-18T15:56:00.000+01:002007-10-18T15:56:00.000+01:00Not for long... I am off to find my bandana within...Not for long... I am off to find my bandana within the half hour. Hmmm...how satisfying it is going to be, to be a lady pirate! (Oxymoron?)Champagne Heathenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09540128789208726965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-3456008363486147672007-10-18T15:40:00.000+01:002007-10-18T15:40:00.000+01:00"The purple version - it's the x-rated one."Does t..."The purple version - it's the x-rated one."<BR/><BR/>Does that mean that Barney the Dinosaur should have a PG rating??<BR/><BR/>X-rated version:<BR/>'Barney gets harpooned'<BR/><BR/>Pirate books, no idea, next time you're in cape Town or Durban, head down to the docks and ask around.<BR/><BR/>I'm not sure that pirates have much literary inclination, what, between the rum drinking, ship boarding, treasure hunting and plank walking, not oo sure where you'd squeeze in the time.<BR/><BR/>But guaranteed, if pirates wrote books, they'd probably write smut as I don't see many women pirates about to distract them.Revolving Credithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15574797355925391736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-86537009610310446252007-10-18T15:21:00.000+01:002007-10-18T15:21:00.000+01:00*long pause of Champs' absence*Ok...now that I am ...*long pause of Champs' absence*<BR/><BR/>Ok...now that I am feeling just fine... Rev, you should think of writing for Mills & Boon. The purple version - it's the x-rated one. R100 000 if your story gets accepted. And women the world over would love you (even more). <BR/><BR/>Or... are these in some Pirate books that Peas is referring to... and then where do I find such books... out of interest sake only.Champagne Heathenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09540128789208726965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-464949559259853662007-10-18T15:07:00.000+01:002007-10-18T15:07:00.000+01:00Sounds like we're gonna have to tie ya to the mast...Sounds like we're gonna have to tie ya to the mast, rip off ya shirt and heave the old cat 'o nine tails against ya naked skin 'til ya body is trembling, soaked with sweat, red streaks stretching across ya muscles, you crying out, nay begging for us to stop as ya canna take no more.<BR/><BR/>Them have the deckhand sponge down ya still shuddering body as a throng on seaman look on!Revolving Credithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15574797355925391736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-70228598819607527692007-10-18T14:56:00.000+01:002007-10-18T14:56:00.000+01:00Oh don't stop Rev... with all that talk... I am so...Oh don't stop Rev... with all that talk... I am so... welll...um...just carry on... I'll let you know when to stop...Champagne Heathenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09540128789208726965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-56552052094365636692007-10-18T14:55:00.000+01:002007-10-18T14:55:00.000+01:00Oh my God Rev! You've also read The Pirates! Aren'...Oh my God Rev! You've also read <I>The Pirates!</I> Aren't they fabulous, those books?<BR/><BR/>Mr 747 gave me two for my holiday, and I was glued. So fucking funny. The Pirate Captain is a beeyoot hey. I laughed for days...<BR/><BR/>PS: Everyone, <I>The Pirates</I> by Gideon Defoe. Do yourselves a favour. Honest to God, they're great!Peas on Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-51221571996443433172007-10-18T14:50:00.000+01:002007-10-18T14:50:00.000+01:00Lets find the worst/best gossiper and make them 'w...Lets find the worst/best gossiper and make them 'walk the plank'!<BR/><BR/>Champs, so you still looking for a boy with a nice pegleg??<BR/><BR/>Captain Ahab wasn't a pirate??<BR/><BR/>Maybe you should rather be a whaler!!<BR/><BR/>That way you still have the pegleg, the grog and sailing the 7 seas<BR/><BR/>but suddenly your story include a sperm whales and a beast called Moby Dick, not to mention a fair amount of regular harpooning!Revolving Credithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15574797355925391736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-51526184827828819572007-10-18T14:38:00.000+01:002007-10-18T14:38:00.000+01:00Yip, I concur. A ski season in the States is Littl...Yip, I concur. A ski season in the States is Little Joburg. Been there, done it. :)<BR/><BR/>I wonder if people in Guam have the same issues.Peas on Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-41130144304265709292007-10-18T14:34:00.000+01:002007-10-18T14:34:00.000+01:00Hmmm...considering the age of some of the men I ha...Hmmm...considering the age of some of the men I have been known to date... nope, the gossip still runs thick amongst the forty year olds. <BR/><BR/>If your mate goes on a skiing working holiday...best she ensure it is in the french alps or something... America ski season still sounds a bit like "Little Jo'Burg". <BR/><BR/>I just now think... they are too scared to live life. So we must do it for them. But it gets damn exhausting living LIFE for so many spineless others. <BR/><BR/>Over it. Pass the rum & the ship.Champagne Heathenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09540128789208726965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-82973996665165881402007-10-18T14:30:00.000+01:002007-10-18T14:30:00.000+01:00Rev - well if you're asking, I'll pick Orlando, Bl...Rev - well if you're asking, I'll pick Orlando, Bloom please. :)Peas on Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-57384076733817059212007-10-18T14:28:00.000+01:002007-10-18T14:28:00.000+01:00Orlando, Pirates?Orlando, Florida?Orlando, Bloom?Orlando, Pirates?<BR/>Orlando, Florida?<BR/>Orlando, Bloom?Revolving Credithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15574797355925391736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-53579088878817846282007-10-18T14:22:00.000+01:002007-10-18T14:22:00.000+01:00Champers - well def not sordid for me anyhow :)Yea...Champers - well def not sordid for me anyhow :)<BR/>Yeah this town is incredulous. We were just saying at the Jolly last night - one of my mates says she needs to leave, go on a skiing working holiday - cause a ruckus there and then return. But we all agreed Joburg would be just the same as always when she returned. <BR/><BR/>Maybe it'll end when we all hit our 40s. But I somehow doubt it...Peas on Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-43158254091860713042007-10-18T14:20:00.000+01:002007-10-18T14:20:00.000+01:00Ok, I finally found out where the word was used......Ok, I finally found out where the word was used... "keelhauled a few hoons"...but is still making bugger all sense to me. <BR/><BR/>Your story isn't sordid? Argh. Obviously I have had no influence on either of you two! Unless... you ain't telling in blog world, then you are far too like me now. Stop that. <BR/><BR/>I'll join that Pirate Ship of yours. I am over this fcking town, the people, and its shite as of lunchtime today. When do we sail? Oh and... I don't cook.Champagne Heathenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09540128789208726965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-48409813334845038042007-10-18T14:12:00.000+01:002007-10-18T14:12:00.000+01:00Champers and Sabre - sorry, I forgot - it's my new...Champers and Sabre - sorry, I forgot - it's my new word. You're a hoon, Champers. <BR/>You fit the bill perfectly. <BR/><BR/>Enjoy Sabre, India you lucky fella! Bring me back some curry.Peas on Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-11453276169533008112007-10-18T14:11:00.000+01:002007-10-18T14:11:00.000+01:00to repeat a previous question: wtf is a hoon??I'm ...to repeat a previous question: wtf is a hoon??<BR/><BR/>I'm off to India on Wednesday.<BR/><BR/>Om.<BR/><BR/>They have piled on the Work BEFORE I leave! wtf. again, wtf.Mahendran Govenderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03386059068247238748noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-13060622707875637512007-10-18T14:08:00.000+01:002007-10-18T14:08:00.000+01:00Champers - yeah I know, you don't need to tell me!...Champers - yeah I know, you don't need to tell me! And 'sordid' story, hardly. I'd say I haven't been this happy, stable or content in a long, long time. As for the folk who claim they have any right to comment on it (and we both know who these people are), well, I can simply say, why is it any of their business anyway? <BR/><BR/>It amused us though, in the beginning. "Bring it on!" was the common sentiment. <BR/><BR/>Rev - Even better - Orlando, Florida? Aw c'mon - You wanna sponsor me? ;)Peas on Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-18625261923185535512007-10-18T14:00:00.000+01:002007-10-18T14:00:00.000+01:00Very true that I didn't know. And yes, very surpri...Very true that I didn't know. And yes, very surprising... mutual people considering. <BR/><BR/>I was pretty amazed when I mentioned it to a person or two & they told me your whole long 'sordid' story. They were completely amazed, considering how many months I was supposedly behind... They asked where I'd been... I said, doing my best to stay out of people's life's gossip till I see the person. <BR/><BR/>This town seriously needs to get its head out of its arse, and realise there are so many other things to talk about & experience than themselves. <BR/><BR/>And I think it is great for you two... he's a great goofball of a guy & you two should be highly amusing together. Plus he has excelled at finding me the odd dodgy gun-toting Johnny-suiping fiance possibility. How can you not appreciate such a man!<BR/><BR/>WTF is a 'hoon'?Champagne Heathenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09540128789208726965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-21142408871022329502007-10-18T13:49:00.000+01:002007-10-18T13:49:00.000+01:00So Peas, if you plan on becoming a real pirate, do...So Peas, if you plan on becoming a real pirate, does this mean that you'll be growing a beard??<BR/><BR/>Maybe you should move to Orlando, then you could be one of the Orlando Pirates!!Revolving Credithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15574797355925391736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-19756250389837249982007-10-18T13:44:00.000+01:002007-10-18T13:44:00.000+01:00deal!i was just sitting considering how the hell i...deal!<BR/>i was just sitting considering how the hell i'm gonna get to my car at hometime without actually getting my hair even near anything moist:-( i can't think of any possibilities.....can anybody help me??<BR/><BR/>my boss was sweet enough to drop me off right in front of the door when we got back from lunch so i won't get all wet and frizzy......sweet ne!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-19372136814059616832007-10-18T13:34:00.000+01:002007-10-18T13:34:00.000+01:00Storm - ok you can shotgun Sparrow, but I shotgun ...Storm - ok you can shotgun Sparrow, but I shotgun Depp. Cool ? ;) <BR/><BR/>Rain was gorgeous, got very dark in town...and then got stuck on the street in a downpour. Hello frizzy hair!Peas on Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-15676738223107069632007-10-18T13:29:00.000+01:002007-10-18T13:29:00.000+01:00oooh, can i also come aboard the pirate ship???? a...oooh, can i also come aboard the pirate ship???? and for heavens sake....can my surname be sparrow??? LOL<BR/><BR/>isn't this weather just gorgeous???? apart of course from the fact that by the time i leave work i'll look like i resemble michelle bruce....(i spent ages this morning straightning my beautiful hair) <BR/><BR/>rain rain rainAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-49869956392703596982007-10-18T12:39:00.000+01:002007-10-18T12:39:00.000+01:00Miss M - You're right. All I needed to do was smas...Miss M - You're right. All I needed to do was smash a pizza with the girls over a few gin and tonics and out all the goss would come! :)<BR/><BR/>Champers - Impossible. Seriously? You know a lot of people who me and Mr 747's hook up no doubt caused all sorts of talk, so that is rather strange. Still, we're pretty happy to be out of the limelight now it's old news :)<BR/><BR/>Rev - ha ha ha! I'm sure Chaddles would love to be a parrot. I mean, just yesterday he was impersonating a tortoise...wouldn't come out of his tunnel.<BR/><BR/>Fuzzy - The word hoon is the new black babe. Am loving it! :)Peas on Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349482085062035903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-43467878317210581592007-10-18T11:23:00.000+01:002007-10-18T11:23:00.000+01:00I'm so glad to see you're using hoon. Us hoon bitc...I'm so glad to see you're using hoon. Us hoon bitches over here is well proud.fuzzy logichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12423957139015603819noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-89814621482087456912007-10-18T11:20:00.000+01:002007-10-18T11:20:00.000+01:00Ooo....look, you only need to find 2 more ho's as ...Ooo....look, you only need to find 2 more ho's as it appears that Simone has volunteered to be one of your ho's.<BR/><BR/>Maybe she's just trying to sneak a closer peek at your treasure chest!Revolving Credithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15574797355925391736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10009339.post-65597731347253623772007-10-18T10:45:00.000+01:002007-10-18T10:45:00.000+01:00Rev - you mean 2 ho's.;)x SimoneRev - you mean 2 ho's.<BR/><BR/>;)<BR/><BR/>x SimoneAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com