Wednesday, January 12, 2005

oh my god

So some bloke walks into our office with a baby. I sometimes like babies, depending what time in my menstrual cycle I'm in. I decided to say hi. Picked it up. And now it won't stop crying. WE'VE TRIED EVERYTHING! What have I done? Everyone thinks I've done something to it, but it just started crying and crying... oh god I need a cigarette.

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