So the ex has to do nightshift or something like that tonight.
Hence our first meeting has been postponed until tomorrow night. I am somewhat disappointed because I was ready for it to happen tonight. I hate dragging this out, just want it over and done with.
He said he is inviting some of his mates. Oh no. "Hi! Remember me?" So I jokingly said, "Why, are you too scared to be alone with me?" He says, "Actually yes, I am." Oh. Ok then. Well if he's bringing his mates, I'm totally bringing mine. Will keep you posted.
Here's a pickle: one of our [seriously wierd a-couple-of-brie-wedges-short-of-a-cheese-platter] colleague has just sent us one of those dodgy porn-like e-mails. But it's not pretty I-want-that porn. It's two old people having very graphic monkey sex on a chair. I'm no prude, but it was quite disgusting and now I can't get the image of this out of my head. Suspenders are so not a good look for an 80-year old.
Any good cum-backs for this twisted sick person??