Wednesday, February 23, 2005

dragging it out

So the ex has to do nightshift or something like that tonight.

Hence our first meeting has been postponed until tomorrow night. I am somewhat disappointed because I was ready for it to happen tonight. I hate dragging this out, just want it over and done with.

He said he is inviting some of his mates. Oh no. "Hi! Remember me?" So I jokingly said, "Why, are you too scared to be alone with me?" He says, "Actually yes, I am." Oh. Ok then. Well if he's bringing his mates, I'm totally bringing mine. Will keep you posted.

Here's a pickle: one of our [seriously wierd a-couple-of-brie-wedges-short-of-a-cheese-platter] colleague has just sent us one of those dodgy porn-like e-mails. But it's not pretty I-want-that porn. It's two old people having very graphic monkey sex on a chair. I'm no prude, but it was quite disgusting and now I can't get the image of this out of my head. Suspenders are so not a good look for an 80-year old.

Any good cum-backs for this twisted sick person??

15 comments:

Stephanie said...

He needs his mates around if he is going to see you? Maybe he still finds you as irresistable as you still find him. :) Good luck!

On the issue of porn, personally I would never want to know what gets my colleagues all hot and bothered. I would be tempted to tell the guy to keep his porn at home like everyone else. :) Isn't that what home PCs are for??

Peas on Toast said...

Stephanie! Are you serious? I really thought he may need his friends around so that he didn't have to talk to me the whole night, or perhaps protect him from me. Who knows. That is rather nice though. But friends! Only friends!

This porn was from a girl. And itshouldve come from a dirty old man. She shared it with us because "she thought we'd think it was funny."

Do you see me laughing?

Stephanie said...

Maybe this chick doesn't have any friends... :)

Peas on Toast said...

I think that is definately part of the problem.

That and she's got one off-the-cuff sense of humour...

Lola said...

Oh La, my ex said the exact same thing to me and he told me that he doesnt trust himself around me and might find himself wishing he'd stayed with me and try and get me drunk and make a statement like 'lets make out' or the like. Definatley happens to us L's.

Peas on Toast said...

Seriously? Oh God. What am I getting myself into? I don't really trust myself around him either, so perhaps its best his mates are there.

Was also thinking: what the hell do I wear? I can't go all boob-showy if we are going to be friends. I am going to be very casual, but obviosuly, obviously, I have to look fuckingly hot.

I wonder if we'll even have a decent conversation?

Peas on Toast said...

Seriously? Oh God. What am I getting myself into? I don't really trust myself around him either, so perhaps its best his mates are there.

Was also thinking: what the hell do I wear? I can't go all boob-showy if we are going to be friends. I am going to be very casual, but obviosuly, obviously, I have to look fuckingly hot.

I wonder if we'll even have a decent conversation?

Peas on Toast said...

Seriously? Oh God. What am I getting myself into? I don't really trust myself around him either, so perhaps its best his mates are there.

Was also thinking: what the hell do I wear? I can't go all boob-showy if we are going to be friends. I am going to be very casual, but obviosuly, obviously, I have to look fabulously hot.

I wonder if we'll even have a decent conversation?

Peas on Toast said...

Seriously? Oh God. What am I getting myself into? I don't really trust myself around him either, so perhaps its best his mates are there.

Was also thinking: what the hell do I wear? I can't go all boob-showy if we are going to be friends. I am going to be very casual, but obviosuly, obviously, I have to look fabulously hot.

I wonder if we'll even have a decent conversation?

Peas on Toast said...

Seriously? Oh God. What am I getting myself into? I don't really trust myself around him either, so perhaps its best his mates are there.

Was also thinking: what the hell do I wear? I can't go all boob-showy if we are going to be friends. I am going to be very casual, but obviosuly, obviously, I have to look fabulously hot.

I wonder if we'll even have a decent conversation?

Peas on Toast said...

Seriously? Oh God. What am I getting myself into? I don't really trust myself around him either, so perhaps its best his mates are there.

Ed Abbey said...

Wow! I thought this was a really hot topic when I looked and saw 11 comments. Then I found out that you were just racking up the tally Laurian.

Roonie said...

Bringing mates are the best safety net/evaluation tool ever, and guaranteed to ease any uneasiness between you two...but, should it be a flop (or not friend-approved), the two of you can both scoot out of there unscathed. However, should you, for some legitimate reason, want to end up together when the night winds down, it's going to take a lot more artful arranging than if you two were alone. Ha. Can't wait for the update.

Nettie said...

At least he's being honest about being afraid. That's a good thing...

Lola said...

Ok La. Of course you have to look fuckingly hot... no question about it, but make sure to carry a baseball bat in your pocket so you can BAT him if he decides he wants to act on your fuckingly hotness! he he... just kidding. Love ya, you crazy chicken!