Friday, October 28, 2005

friday afternoon anti-motivational tests

How motivated am I do actually do some hard-earned work today? About as motivated as I am to watch paint dry. So I took a couple of tests:

I am 18% Idiot.
Friggin Genius
I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people.


I am 9% Geek.
I wish I was a Geek. But alas I am not. Damn.
I wanna be a geek. But I'm not. Why would I even want to be one. Do I think it's fun? I should try writting an online test application at 1 am in my underwear


I am 34% Asshole/Bitch.
Part Time Asshole/Bitch.
I may think I am an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is I am a good person at heart. Yeah sure, I can have a mean streak in me, but most of the people I meet like me.


I am 34% Hippie.
Wanna Be Hippie!
I need to step away from the tie-dye. I smell too good to be a hippie and my dad is probably a cop. Being a hippie is not a fashion craze, man. It was a way of life, in the 60’s, man.


Yawn...when will this day end?

4 comments:

Better Safe Than Sorry said...

i took the idiot test!
here's what i got
I am 19% Idiot.

You are not annoying at all. In fact most people come to you for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of ou. But what can you do? You are smarter than most people.
have a great weekend!

Paperslut said...

Sweet. I've gotta start taking these tests. Thank God for wi-fi in lecture halls!

It is like though that my percentage idiocity will be sizeably higher than anyone elses.

In which case, i'll just pretend I'm above all these vulgar wastes of time.

November Rain said...

28% idiot
23% geek
44% bitch
36% hippie

Peas on Toast said...

As crappy as they are, these tests got me through friday. Anyone here agree?