Wednesday, October 04, 2006

the chadpoo

Originally uploaded by peas on toast.
...kept me awake the whole night, chewing on inanimate pieces of plastic and nut stuff. God he made a racket.
Then he got stuck in the tube and wouldn't come out even when I tried to save him by yanking on his tail. (Which he didn't appreciate. And tried to bite me.)

Still, love my new fluffy creature.

Certain Someone keeps on asking me if a suit and tie is sufficinet for this dinner. And that his suit is awesome, and he's so excited and asks me what I'm wearing.

"I'm wearing a simply delectable dress. If you don't at least treat me like a princess, I'll fire you."

Just throwing it down. Best he picks it up.


kabintsimbi said...

I say use 'The Chad' to sniff this oke out! If he bites him, you know he's not kiff city! Case closed, problems least you'll still have one male in your life & he never leaves your room! You catch my drift, right!

Good luck with the sounds like far too much fun will be had!

Peas on Toast said...

Thanks kabintsimbi. Chad's biting me right now though, which is worrying since I'm his bloody mum!

Anyway, yes Chad is my new surrogate boyfriend. He's great. Thinks I'm crackers, but he's swell.

Wallfish said...

The chad...any reference to a certain air-headed character from Charlies Angels?

Peas on Toast said...

Wallfish ;) - strangely not. That's what everyone asked below. We chose it just because it just sounded so random.

Random African countries...hmmm let's see: Sudan, Mali...I know! Chad!


Kate said...

The only way to get through the dinner now, without obsessing on the fact that your date may very well be a complete ass, is to put it aside. Wear your dress, appear on the arm of nice looking boy (restrict your understanding of him), eat good food, drink lots, shake your ass some, and then fall into bed alone - that's a good evening, when you think of it in those terms, dont you think?

Peas on Toast said...

Absolutely Kate - that's exactly what I'll do. I'm trying to put is aside anyway for the sake of our friendship, as we do make good friends.

Good thing we're all going out afterwards so it won't be too hectic the whole evening. :)

Champagne Heathen said...

He's quite cute. Not one of those white rats with red eyes, aka. Spawn of Satan.

I wonder how poor Pretty is going to take to your new 'man'!?!

Peas on Toast said...

Champs - eaxctly. Not a fan of the red eyes myself. ;)

Funny you mention Pretty, if there was any doubt before she thinks I'm a sex-starved maniac, she most certainly does now.

She found my dildo for sure yesterday. Why? I found it on my desk. It's never on my desk. Ever. Now I have a new rat. She's probably terrified of me.

Billy said...

Hello Peas, you biscuit.

Glood to see you are happy and well, apologies for the lack of comms but grafts been rather hectic.

I cannot believe you got a rat, i thought ladies shat for them?

Revolving Credit said...

I think Chad would look quite suave in a suite.
Dress him up and take him with as a 2nd date in case Uncertain Someone does not meet expectation.

Champagne Heathen said...

Do you think she is completely aware of what it is?? Although, from that photo you posted of it awhile back, how could she not??

And that's a very good point, what with me moving back to my folks' house soon. ...Anyone in need of a crate of condoms??

Peas on Toast said...

Billy - hello dollface! I actually thought of you last night, must come and pop into yor site.

Yip most chicks shit over rats but I quite like the little critters. :)

REv - What a frigging fabulous idea: I'll bring the rat along! That'll teach him a lesson!
"So, CS, move over. I have a new man in my life."
Oh yeah, who?
"Chad. He's hot."
Then introduce him to my rat.

Champers - I thougth the same thing, maybe she thougth it was, like, a elongated back massager, or gak, a lollipop?
Oh my God.

Revolving Credit said...

Champs, surely your Dad would mind you storing your crate of condoms in the garage???

Peas, thought about naming Chad after an African country, at least your didn't call him Democratic Republic of Congo or Equatorial Guinea (he's not a guinea pig after all).But how about Djibouti or maybe Rabat the Rat.

Champagne Heathen said...

Peas - you do realise that she could figure out whether it was a lollipop or not. (And I did my best to phrase that thought in such a way as to not be too grossed out. I am still very grossed out by the thought!)

Rev - he would or would not mind?! Maybe with my HIV Work, I could get away with owning it. Otherwise, I think he would very much mind!! Although he is in enough denial to not accept why on earth his little girl would own a crate.

Pete said...

What a charmingturn this conversatino has taken:)

Peas on Toast said...

Rev - nice! We threw around Togo, Niger, Tunisia and Cairo as well. But Chad just seemed...forgotton. :)

Champers - Don't worry dearie, I thought of that too. Am so embarrassed and so...grossed out. Igaine her delight when she realised it wasn't a lollipop. Or a lollipop in rubber flavour. eew.

Pete - things always take a sexual turn here mate. ;)

joe said...

Hey Peas,

Sorry I was so scarce last couple of days - was fasting! So damn hungry I could've eaten a rat!

No, I'm just pulling your little cotton socks! Chad is too miniscule for my apetite. :-)

Peas on Toast said...

Joe - Happy Yom Kippur! (I presume?)

I'm thinking Chad wouldn't be all that tasty anyway. ;)

Champagne Heathen said...

EUGH!! Peas, I think for a belated present, I will buy you a special lockable case for it.

Peas on Toast said...

Champs - Pretty and I would both appreciate that. As would my old lady who has also seen it. Poor woman.

joe said...

Thanks Peas... I love how you're so multi-cultural :)

Just keep the 'rabbit' away from the Chad.

Goodness knows what he and Pretty will get up to when you're at the office!