Saturday, February 10, 2007

like-minded friends

Despite all, luckily, good evenings out around a table at Sandton Newscayfe (the place was packed!) with The Ant, C, Jam and Kevvie-poo, and HPF, tends to distract one.
I couldn’t have spent the evening in better company, quite frankly.

Other good distractions:
1) A shot of tequila and a suitcase

2) Crime Scene Psychics on the Discovery Channel.

3) Cars. Vehicles rock, hey. When the Ant gets her new vehicle, C and I are going to pull out Thynthia La Poenette (her car – Thpanith and French in one), and Ludwig (my car) and drag race the Ant in her new car. Even if she kicks our asses doubly timeably, it’s cool. I still get a test drive.

4) My dad. He left this morning about an hour when sparrow’s emit noxious gases from their collective rectums, but left us a gallon of petrol in our entrance hall as a present. Some people leave fruit baskets; my dad leaves Sasol fluid. It’s dodgy petrol, they can’t use it in the plane. And it’s leaded, so therefore I can’t use it. But we thought of sticking it into Ant’s car, since she’s trading hers in for the new one in, like 24 hours. The Ant isn’t keen.
I fail to see why.

5) Some schvitzing balding nutcase decided to accost me at the bar while I waited for my mates to arrive. People don’t know what bubbles are hey. Like stand at two arm’s length if you don’t know me, don’t hit on me by invading my personal space so that I see all but your nasal hairs. C saved me.

6) It must be extremely satisfying being a fire fighter if you actually get to put the raging inferno out. And save people as well. But it must be shite if you can’t, and have to watch the building combust before your eyes.

7) It’s Friday. And it’s C3’s birthday tonight. Wonderful.

8) Ashton Kutcher is a bloody punk. No pun intended, sort of. I used to think he was all that and a super-size bag f chips, but really he’s just full of hot air. Someone needs to Punk him back to reality.

44 comments:

Kevin Cadman said...

Peas dear... was definitely fantastic!

Anyway, I'm at the airport now about to go back to the wonderful coastal land of Durban. I wonder if people look at me and think "Woah, what a nerd, using a laptop at the airport!"... heh

Have a splendid day... check you in 2 weeks!

Elle said...

Ashton is a twit! I should organise to punk him. hehehehehe oooooo

Jam said...

It was exactly what I needed as well.
xxx

Anonymous said...

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storm said...

peas, i think you just let Ant's cat out of the proverbial bag!!! she was keeping her car a secret:-)

thanx for informing us though.....since i wont have that much access to the internet for the next couple of days, and now i don't have to sit in suspense at which car she got!

Peas on Toast said...

Kevvie-poo - have a fantastic trip back to Durbs, thanks so much for cheering us up last night m'dear!
Nah, using a laptop at the airport isn't naff. Promise. ;)

Elle - We need to get hold of his agent. So we can get near him.

Jam - Love ya babe xxx

Anon - OK paedophile. Get off this blog!

Storm - Whoooooooops! And shit! Sorry Ant, I didn't realise it was a huge secret. Forgive me?

kyknoord said...

Ashton must be paying off a heavy Karmic debt. First he hooks up with Demi and now you hate him. He's gonna get hit by a meteorite next. You watch.

Peas on Toast said...

Kyk - wahahahahahaha! :) Oh the poor bastard! ;)

Elle said...

good idea peas... his agent... I will just put a quick call through to MTV... they can point me in the right direction.

Revolving Credit said...

Can I ask where the fireman comment came from???

Peas on Toast said...

Elle - You have the connections babe. ;) Let's make that call!

Rev - I saw a hot one on the telly last night. ;)

Gypsy said...

Punking Ashton.. I am there...

Urk said...

good ol ashton... Bruce Willis prob still reckons he's being punk'd

Elle said...

okay the call has been made.. Spoke to Christina Norman herself. She gonna email me all th info we need to punk this sucker!!!

Revolving Credit said...

Sounds like you got a bit hot under the collar and you wanted him to douse you with his hose!

Peas on Toast said...

Gypsey - I saw an epsiode of Punk'd the other night where he torched Hugh Jackman's mates house and blamed it on him. Brutal!

Urk - ha ha ha! Bless Bruce. He probably shakes his head and chuckles about the whole thing. ;)

Peas on Toast said...

Elle - I knew I could rely on you. ;)

Rev - And what a hose it was....

Revolving Credit said...

Peas, not sure if it's the same blogger, but GODSGIMP just made a stop at Chewies blog???

Gypsy said...

hectic!!!! Ashton must go down...who is Christina Norman?

Pete said...

Good mates hey? How shit would life be without them..

The Smoking dickhead thing is a shit one, guilt trip the f*cker and remind how awesome you are, else buy him some sneakers!

Also, loving the pre-teen pr0n, links. It takes all sorts, I'm sure..

Peas on Toast said...

Rev - not the same blogger, but it seems he's back in blogland!

Gypsey - no idea, but Elle knows people. ;)

Pete - I'm so lucky with my friends, they're really amazing. ;)
I'm wondering whether Smoking Dick will actually miss me. I suppose time will tell.
In the meantime, I'm planning to have a bloody brilliant weekend! :)

Elle said...

LOL! Christina Norman is the president of MTV.... hehehe.. she's hooking me up with punking situation.

Gypsy said...

oooooh... do you know the president of the academy?

Revolving Credit said...

I think peas is goign to turn into a little arsonist, just to get the fireman to come around.

Jam said...

*sigh*
I could USE a fireman...

Revolving Credit said...

Jam, would you care to explain to us how you intend to USE said fireman?

Hot Pink Flush said...

Hey girly girls (and gorgeous eyed Kev) It was super-fab to meet y'all, and I wish I coulda stayed longer.
Peas honey? Chin up luv. YOU are the diva-est of 'em all.
As for Ashton, I have some pretty PUNK thoughts about what to do with 'em myself (they do include a fireman...Jammie can play sidekick).

Peas, forgot to say, you ever wanna hit the karaoke, and you're looking for a duet partner, gimme a buzz. I'm ALL about singing the blues.

Antoine said...

The fun part about firemen?

The control their hose really well

Direct their hose at the source of the heat

When unable to breath due to conditions have BA's to assist.

Teamwork is important - you will have many firemen directing their hoses at a single source of heat

The can fight fires from above and below.

The spend years training to find the source of the heat and ensure when they are finished the heat source is spent.

If the hose is too short, they just roll out another length

They have many nozzles to use depending on the type of fire they want to get stuck into.

The can beat out a fire if that is what is required.

I could go on. But in the interests of work environments I will not :)

kabintsimbi said...

I hate Ashton Moore, oh sorry...Kutcher! What a does...

Anyway, firemen are so buff! Ever watched 'Rescue me'...there's enough eye-candy in there to sort out a late-night sweet tooth!

Johnny Quarterback said...

Yo Yo Yo Peas. Just wanted to say what's up. I'm a big fan of your blog, live in joburg and move in some of the same circles as you but hey this is joburg and everyone knows someone who knows everyone right? I'm not french, I can't teach you to play tennis, I'm not a fireman but I do have a big hose and as long as you keep writing I'll keep reading...later skater.

Champagne Heathen said...

"to sort out a latenight SWEET TOOTH"...well there's a euphemism I have never heard for it!

Peas, we could always just stroll down Bath Ave (minding the Gautrain chaos) and just 'pop in' to the Rosebank Firestation!!....

Champagne Heathen said...

Great advert for your blog there Johnny!! ...except for the 'not being french' part.

Jam said...

For his hose, Rev. What else?

johnnyquarterback said...

C, if it helps I learnt how to speak french (though I've forgotten a lot of it) and I lived in france for 5 month snowboarding like an alpine monkey man.

Ok come on weekend, stop being silly and just start now...

storm said...

peas, i could still hook you up with the tennis instructor...spoke to him bout it...very willing and unbelievably able;-p

i've decided that the handsome firemen in SA are eluding me...only see not so attractive ones these days...but i saw tons of hot firemen in the state!!!

Revolving Credit said...

Jam - You looking for a hose-bearer who is willing to rescue a Jamsel in distress?

Jam said...

I don't need rescuing Rev. I just need a hose. A hose that comes and then goes away again.
;-)

Peas on Toast said...

Hi chaps!

Hot pink - you'll be the first to know when I need a karaoke partner! Just be awrned...we may be kicked out of the etslabishment. I like singing, but was once told my voice is like "a combine harvester grating along tarmac.' Nice. :)

Antoine - so, um, you seem to know a lot of fires and firemen thereof....hmmm!

Kab -yes the whole Ashmi thing is too much. ;)

Johnny - well hello there! Thanks for the compliments! Would love to check out your blog, and will do.

Storm - is he by any chance a firefighter during night shift, or am I pushing it? ;)
Jam - I know a place where we can buy hoses a-plenty. Keen? ;)

Jam said...

I know I shouldn't be keen, but I find it's Friday and I am. Oh dear!

Craig Sama said...

aka GoDsGiMp

hiya Peas :)

Billy said...

Have a top class weekend Peas. Im off to see how fast i can forget the last 4 days. Fuck i love Fridays!
Billy

Peas on Toast said...

Jam - thank fuck for Friday! :)

Godsgimp - Hiya! Nice to see you back in the land of the cyber!

Billy - With a bottle of Jaegermeister and/or top notch whisky, it can be done! Have a great weekend. x

storm said...

i hafta work tomorow:-( usually i don't but tomorrow i hafta..sucks to be me!! well at least then it's off to the mountains with my books!

i'll be in touch in bout a weeks time
ciao

Hot Pink Flush said...

...in which case I shall be armed with the finest comment ever - with chin held high "i have been thrown out of finer establishments than this!"

Jammie, hose? Oh yes please. or we can purchase substitutes. I've been meaning to visit that ... um...laydeeez store in Morningside. Anyone wanna make it a giggly girlie trip?