Tuesday, January 29, 2008
pearler of a purchase
Meet Basil, my blow up ladyboy. Yes, I purchased this beeyoot at Panorama Flea Market.
I even bargained the guy down from two hundred ront to a mere 150. The box says it's a Chinese Love Doll – Smell Like Real Woman. However, I only bought Basil as an Objet d'Art. He sits in the entrance hall, a-beckoning our guests. And let's face it, it's a wonderful talking point. Even for those of us who aren't boozing. On the box, it's features are described:
Full Size; Long, silky hair; Loving mouth; Strong breasts; Inviting vagina and anus.
All of those are lies, but whose counting? I'm only looking at it after all. As are you.
The other extraordinary purchase piece is this wonderful bumper sticker which is now adhered to the back of Mr 747's car. I cunningly stuck it on late last night, under cloak and dagger. He doesn't know it's there - or wait, now he does - hello my boy - how's this bad boy hey? I find this "Future Bad Boy In Transit" statement the most hilarious teenage delinquency-surfer-baby propaganda on the planet. This sticker kicks the shit of those contrived Baby On Board jobs. Mr 747 and I saw one of these on passing 'Toti last year on our Natal trip. We both found it unbelievably amusing. I never thought I'd see one again. Ah, how I was wrong. Picked up one of these beauties at Panoroma. Where else?
Hell I'm chuffed.