Wanna see my croc?
That's me in the corner. That's me in the spot light
Huge 80s party last night, I found this inflatable and a group of us proceeded to walk around the party venue collecting shit to put on it, like legwarmers and glowsticks.
People were dry humping it, lifting it up in the air, surfing with it, Jesus knows what else.
Got to bed at 3:30am; and woke up to find the croc in our bath tub this morning.
It's The hangover, but lamer because it's a blow-up reptile not a tiger.
Hanging like an Irish bastard.