three point turns

I literally watched him try to do a three-point turn for about three hours over the weekend.

Bash...bash..bash...bash between the door frames.

And wondering how on EARTH we could've produced such a cute little chunky boy as this.*

I can't even.

 I.

 Can't.

  Even.

 Move. This Thing.

[Excessive grunting and drooling as the concentration starts to become an external force of wills]

 Jesus, can somebody do me a favour??

I am enjoying this little boy just so so very much at the moment.


*If you think he is even slightly cute, times that cuteness by 796 896, because that's how cute I think he is. When he isn't kicking off.