I AM SOMETIMES PROFANE.
:) he he he
HALLELUJAH...HALLELUJAH...HALLELUJAH...HALLELUJAH...HALLELUJAH...HALLELUJAH...Congrats on breaking the dry spell!!So now that you've broken the seal, are you going to pound him into submissiom?How about that name for boyfriend now!
Let me guess, for the second time this week you can't walk straight, pilgrim.
at long fucking last. harmony is restored to a world that was fast descending into chaos
A mid-week shtoink. Congrats.You might just make it to the weekend now ;-)
Rev - LOL! Quite possibly ;) We were thinking of names to call him last night. Some of the options were:Clive LongcockPaul the Poen PulveriserDickHarry - I'm ok actually :)3RM - I thought you may be relieved. :)
Sorry , assumptions my side - it was with Uncertain Boyfriend right?Just checking.
Koekie - I just might! ;) This is all rather hilarious.
Rev - it was, yes. ;)
Sharing is caring hey Peas?How long was this dry spell of yours?? So you hadn't done it with the uncertain bf before...seeing as you are in the sharing mood today! ;-)
Peter - My dry spell was approximately 6 [long] months. Been seeing um boyfriend for about 1 and a half months.
Wow! congrats Peas! end o the dry spell! :-)
Well it will be Xmas soon.You know what they say:'Joy to the world, the Peas has cum'
Peter - well I'm smiling. :)Harry - ding dong merrily on high...
'Oooohhh, cum all ye faithful'
Yay, well done. Now don't pull all nympho stuff on this poor chap...haha
Erm Ertjie...It does not sound *fireworks* nice.
Harry - Oh, star of wonder star of light...Marc - Who me? Never!Daedalus - oh but it was. :)
'Away with a stranger, lay Peas on a bedthe little bald poenda, finally took in some head'
Ertjie,But, you also think that an Audi is the be it and end all ;)
Harry - I want some of what you're smoking my dear. ;)D-Guy - that's because they are! :)
An orgasm a day keeps the bad mood away!
Fucken fantastic!!! Congratulations Peasypoo! Let's hope he gets to feel like a pinkie in a teacup soon cause of all the schtoinking you'll be doing. BWAHAHAHAHAHA...I keed I keed!! I'm sorry but the door was open...but happy boning though. What's the better that you feel like you walking on bubbles right now :)
Ertjie,My last attempt to give you kuk..."..that is called complacency" ;)
Antoine - I'm smiling a lot, even though work is a real ball ache...Suavie - a pinkie in a tea cup? Hilarious. A marble between the chapel gates? Let's hope not! Thanks chine, yo're a card royale! (Even fnnier than the usual card - VIP card status, my dear.) ;)
D-Guy - Hey, I'm a woman of simple tastes.... ;)
Wreck his balls with too much jollyfa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-laTis the season for some lollyfa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-laDon we now our safe apparelfa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-laNow shag me over this here barrelfa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Harry - oh my God, that's unbelievably priceless. Why you in IT again? Seriously?
Where the hell is Dick & Tom?I can't keep doikng this on my own.
WOOHOO, congrats Peas!
Thanks Boldly. :)
Ertjie,Okay, I give up...you *R* in a good mood :)
Go pe-eas, go pe-eas, go go go pe-eas! Wo-hoo!XLisa
8 simple words have caused there to be 32 comments before even 10am!!! Well, probably it was just 3 of those words. FINALLY!!! Yeah!!! My sympathetic frustration can now cease! (And go back to being just plain simple self-centred frustration. But this does mean there are hope for the rest of us yet this year!)My dear Harry - loving your solo work here! And it seems we might have a problem with the name "Dick". Who is Dick now? Is Dick the female part of the dirty 3? Or is Dick the guy sitting somewhere in Jo'burg with one MASSIVE grin on his face....cause he got laid. And it was nice. Dilemmas!
Champs,2 simple explicit lines of txt from someone as famous as our Ertjie can cause a flood of comments ;)
Lisa - thanks babe. tee hee :)Champers - Yeah!! Babe, I make it my mission to have you well laid by New Year. ;) D-Guy - lol, bless your little cotton doondies! :)
A choir of angels trampled into my head when I was reading this and started singing:"Hallelujah! Hallelujah!"rather loudly.Yipppeeeee!Was it well worth the wait?
Ertjie,You leave my *doondies* alone
My dear ChampsWhen we were choosing names, we thought that'You wanted Dick'
Jam - Ha ha, thanks Jam! It wasn't meant to ahppen last night, a little spontaneous, but it was definitely worth the wait. :) yeeeha!D-Guy - OK, if you insist. :)
Can you imagine the pressure if you'd actually planned it?
But Harry, let me redirect you to an earlier convo this morn between Peas and, um, Rev: "Rev - LOL! Quite possibly ;) We were thinking of names to call him last night. Some of the options were:Clive LongcockPaul the Poen PulveriserDick"We just can't have 2 "Dick"s in the blogging world. You know how they have the tendency to shy away @ the first threat or another Dick!Plus, I MIGHT be willing to sacrifice Dick, if I am reimbursed satisfactorily.
Jam - very true. I'd have had to get a little smashed beforehand I think...Champs - I loved Clive Longcock. Loved it. But he's not a fan.
Peas, depending on his perfromance:'Chris, the Cunning Linguist'
Champs, don't confused Peas' comments with mine.
Perhaps you can just call him "PP"
Jam - PP?Poen Paul?
Harry, I am getting confused all around. And aren't you confusing Rev & Harry. I was quoting Peas' reply to Rev earlier today. Jam... Can I veto PP. No. No. No. Sounds too kinky, and not in a good way or slightly paedophile. She just got laid normal style. Let's let them progress slowly to experimenting.
OK spill it Champs - what does PP stand for? Spill it! Now! :)
Ha ha! Now you're getting worried. It's not an ecronym for anything. But when said out loud it sounds like you are talking to a young boy about his penis or him taking a piss. So the nickname isn't good to my ears.
Mushy peas got her peas mushy!!!! Nice work. for me it's 14 days and counting... Cannot Wait!!!! :)
Champers - like pipi? What the French call their zizi's...bless.Nic - Thanks dear, glad to hear good times for you are only 14 days away mate. ;)
Anyone else amused at the MASSIVE response to the teeny tiniest post? So, its true then that you can say more by saying less.Oh, and on the shag: Yay, Peas!
Yes, Peas, that'd be it! Sorry, but apparently I have "Dick" on the mind. The NAME people, just THE NAME. Peas has all other versions on her mind. Just note that grin!!
As long as it was worth the wait. it was worth the wait? wasn't it? I mean he didn't have any peculiarities like erm... skew equipment or a one minute wonder? If not then, good on you girl!!! About bloody time.
Kate - ha ha thanks dollface! :) Mere words cannot say how happy I am...;)Champs - :)Insomniac - definitely worth the wait babe, thanks. And no peculiarities, it was lovely. :)
O-D - Shalom and thanks sweetie! ;)
i'm scared that you might not have anything to blog about anymore...
'Schlong time ago in Bethlehem'
Rest easy O-D, that'll never happen. I have been laid before remember. :)
Champs, you need to teach Peas the :'Oooh baby, Oooh baby'So that her and PP can get all virtual on us.
Harry - Oh my poen is free, oh my poen is free (to the music of Oh Christmas Tree)
Aha, now I know where the bald eagle was headed!!! Peas you legend... I hope the importance of the moment didn't lead to an early eruption - there'd be a lot of pressure.Don't go and eat nik-naks now!And, once again, mazeltov!
Joe -mazeltov indeed! :) Thanks guy, and don't worry, I won't be eating Nik Naks anywhere in the near future. Or like, ever. Just in case! ;)
Exactly - it has a double meaning as in pipi and as in Poen Paul.
pipi is definitely the way to go
Or, if it is as you claim, you can pretend the "big man" is Korean and call him Hung Luk Donkey
Joe - I'll run it past him. I like!
I thought Joberg felt a little different today.Well Played Peas.
Ertjie,SheeZZzzzz real time commenting again ey...I did not *insist* that you leave my doondies... ;) Text lack facial expression... bummer!
Billy - thanks big guy, it does feel different doesn't it? I feel gr-eat!D-Guy - Don't worry, your doondies are safe around me for the moment. ;)
Angels who give head on high, Sweetly cumming o'er the plains Peas gets mounted in reply Echoing her joyous strains. Gloria..
Rev, what denomination are you from my boy? :)
What as in alien versus human or jihad vs crusade?
Jingle balls, jingle balls Jingle all the way, Oh what fun it is to ride You like a horse today
Rev - as for the "Ooh Baby, Ooh Baby", I am really hoping Peas won't be needing that!! After 6 months of waiting, I hope it was all completely real & impromptu! Especially as after such a long time, I reckon he could just look at her at she'd be bona fidely "Ooooooo"ing!How does that "little drummer boy" carol go again....??
I was thinking along the lines of the bastardised version of Baptist? ;)(Or which nun taught you these naughty carols, which convent?)
"Cum they told me, pa ruppa pum pum.."
Ertjie,Lemmi know when *they* are not ;) haha!
Them Irish Brothers do sing some strange Xmas carols when they're pissed ;)
D-Guy - will do ;)Rev - Ah, you've been fraternising with those Kennedy's again I see...;)
Well I think in your case it would be the Oooh, Ooh, O'Malleys
just let us know how you did it, where you did it, how long you (each)took, and how often, might stop all this posting...
Jeez, lotsa comments today, and for good reason.Thats FANTASTIC news. Peas boofed something other than BW3000.Well done.
Umm...I found a carol that doesn't need it lyrics altered.It came upon a midnight clear, that glorious song of old,from angels bending near the earthto touch their harps of gold
"We wish you a Merry ChristmasWe wish you a Merry ChristmasWe wish you a Merry Christmas now bring us some beer!"Naughty Christmas Carols
Ertjie,D-Guy is now in a state of undefined suspended animation :o
I think that for the festive season, Unceratin boyfriend should be called Santa ClausWonder why?- He'll be sticking his presence in your stockings.- He'll make your wishes cum true- He's cumming to town- He'll probably take you for a sly ride- He's got a little red-nosed friend named Rudolph- Not sure about the milk, but he'll be eating your cookies-You're bound to be both naughty and niceCAUTION: Make sure that he doesn't cum just once a year
Bobajob - ah, but a lady never tells! ;)OK, I may not be a complete lady at the best of times, but just be satisfied in the knowledge that it was a great first time. :)tBerry - lol! Yeah I got a real shtoinking this time! ;)Rev - did you find that on Google, or did you consult your handy hymn book? ;)Jam - ah, the answer unfolds! :)D-Guy - ah, bless you my dear!Harry - the real Santa's in no position to top a presen(ce) like that! :)And he shall be know as ...Santa. The bearer of good tidings and gifts...
Good King Wankingless looked out, On a Feast of BeaverWhere the poen lay round about,Bald and moist and eager;Tightly spooned the two that night,though her nails cruelWhen a poor man came in fright,It just made Peas drool.
That Good King Wankingless is something else. :)
13 comments on the "corner office" post - 93/4 on the "I got laid" post - interesting audience
cooked - naturally!
So then, who's up for Carols by Candlelight on Tuesday evening @ Zoo Lake?!? Now that we have entered the grown up stage of the event!I have that last "Carol" humming in my head now. ARGH! "Good King Wankingless looked out, On a Feast of Beaver....la la la la laaaaa"
Keen Champers! As long as we get to sing the dirty versions!
Only in if I can sing loudly and in a filthy sailors voice.
Are we going to get kicked out of Zoo Lake?!?! Is that even possible?!?! I bet if there had been an earlier generation of us standing next to me at those events when I was a midget of a kid, I'd remember what happened A WHOLE lot better! And probably fondly too!
Well, it is called ZOO lake!I'm they won't mind letting you party ANIMALS carol the night away.
I don't think it's possible to get kicked out of Zoo Lake, Imean the bowling club isn't the classiest of joints to begin with...
HA! I have been BANNED from the Bowling Club!! (what a life achievement. sigh. sob.) But it was many years ago when I was still easily impressionable...actually, it was more like the young young barman was so easily impressionable that we managed to convince him to let us play barmen & pour crazy shooter concoctions and....well, I am going to stop this story now, to not give people ideas. A few hundred rands several days later & they were willing to forgive us. They never did get their "President's Parking" sign back though. :)
Seems that in her drunken state Champs thought she'd run for president only to find herself running from the president.Champs, have you got that sign marking your parking bay now?Nothing quite like ambition is there.
I am thinking of approaching Momentum for their next advert idea, and for sponsorship. They believe in people who believe in ourselves!!Unfortunately we were in my friend's car, so she landed the sign.
OK, anybody who has never in their life 'requisitioned' a road sign, parking sign, cleaning sign or advertising billboard stick your hand up!(Cardboard sign don't count, only permanent fixtures)
*sticks hand up* Me!Traffic cones, a no walking sign, a bike sign - from all corners of the country.I went through this...'phase.'
Peas, honey, I think you hit your head against the headboard a few to many times last night.I assumed that most people have pilfered something, thats why I asked for 'anybody who has never..stick your hand up!' :P
Ertjie,Who said one man cannot be blessed many times over in one post?
Rev - Whoops my bad! ;)D-guy - who said indeed? ;)
110th comment on the hottest topic this side of the Kramer debate.Hope it was fun
Lol, thanks Chris! Yes, how's that whole Kramer thing? I was his biggest fan until Kramergate started...
So Peas, is Santa back round tonight to sew some more Christmas cheer, or are you being coy like 'Oops, how'd that happen, I just tripped and accidently fell on your..' seeing as it was not intended to happen last night?After such a log drought, sure one glass of water is not enough?
Ha ha ha, well Revvie, I'm about to leave the office early, if that answers yor question. It's a drug, I tell you. ;)
While I leave the office to find my inner peace just now in yoga, Peas also allows her inner self to be explored!
Ok, I can so beat the sign stealing thing.Gateway Mall, Uhmlanga, new years 2005/06.Drunk mate walks through the food court, picks up a fire hydrant, and carries it off to the car. Woke up the next day wondering where the fuck the hydrant came from...
Champs finds her inner peace.Peas finds a piece in her.;P
Well, right now I thought I was the ring leader, but the position is up for recruitment, and I will happily fall back to the Lie'n Tame'r.
Aaaah, it's that time of day again....for me to posting wrong comments in wrong blogs. Sigh. All would be solved with faster internet. Or more moments like Peas is about to have...then my mind wouldn't even be on the circus!
So i go away for a day and Pea's gets hammered... 117 comments later it seems everyone was waiting for this. ;P Vital StatisticsYear: 1980Make: BabeModel: PeasOnToastTransmission: ManualSpeed: Shaved to Screwed in 48 hoursCapacity: 1 (?)Top Speed: 1 men/yearAnnual Greehouse Gas Emissions: Depends on the brand she''s smoking
Tommy Chews! Brilliant! You've been missed this side! News update: Peas got laid, I actually put in hard work today, Rev had a serious moment, commenting remained fairly clean.
Hehe. SO deserving of a post.Good work soldier!
Thanks chaps!Chews - love your breakf my, um, model - thanks guy. :)Howzit Don, thanks my dear. ;)
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