Friday, November 24, 2006

So...

I got laid.


It was very nice.

126 comments:

Pete said...

w00t!!!!11!!oneone! :)

Peas on Toast said...

:) he he he

Revolving Credit said...

HALLELUJAH...HALLELUJAH...HALLELUJAH...
HALLELUJAH...HALLELUJAH...HALLELUJAH...

Congrats on breaking the dry spell!!
So now that you've broken the seal, are you going to pound him into submissiom?

How about that name for boyfriend now!

harry said...

Let me guess, for the second time this week you can't walk straight, pilgrim.

3rm said...

at long fucking last. harmony is restored to a world that was fast descending into chaos

Koekie said...

A mid-week shtoink. Congrats.

You might just make it to the weekend now ;-)

Peas on Toast said...

Rev - LOL! Quite possibly ;) We were thinking of names to call him last night. Some of the options were:

Clive Longcock
Paul the Poen Pulveriser
Dick

Harry - I'm ok actually :)

3RM - I thought you may be relieved. :)

Revolving Credit said...

Sorry , assumptions my side - it was with Uncertain Boyfriend right?

Just checking.

Peas on Toast said...

Koekie - I just might! ;)

This is all rather hilarious.

Peas on Toast said...

Rev - it was, yes. ;)

Peter Barlow said...

Sharing is caring hey Peas?

How long was this dry spell of yours?? So you hadn't done it with the uncertain bf before...seeing as you are in the sharing mood today! ;-)

Peas on Toast said...

Peter - My dry spell was approximately 6 [long] months.
Been seeing um boyfriend for about 1 and a half months.

Peter Barlow said...

Wow! congrats Peas! end o the dry spell! :-)

harry said...

Well it will be Xmas soon.
You know what they say:
'Joy to the world, the Peas has cum'

Peas on Toast said...

Peter - well I'm smiling. :)

Harry - ding dong merrily on high...

harry said...

'Oooohhh, cum all ye faithful'

Marc said...

Yay, well done. Now don't pull all nympho stuff on this poor chap...haha

Daedalus said...

Erm Ertjie...
It does not sound *fireworks* nice.

Peas on Toast said...

Harry - Oh, star of wonder star of light...

Marc - Who me? Never!

Daedalus - oh but it was. :)

harry said...

'Away with a stranger, lay Peas on a bed
the little bald poenda, finally took in some head'

Daedalus said...

Ertjie,
But, you also think that an Audi is the be it and end all ;)

Peas on Toast said...

Harry - I want some of what you're smoking my dear. ;)

D-Guy - that's because they are! :)

Antoine said...

An orgasm a day keeps the bad mood away!

Suavé said...

Fucken fantastic!!! Congratulations Peasypoo! Let's hope he gets to feel like a pinkie in a teacup soon cause of all the schtoinking you'll be doing.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA...I keed I keed!! I'm sorry but the door was open...but happy boning though. What's the better that you feel like you walking on bubbles right now :)

Daedalus said...

Ertjie,
My last attempt to give you kuk...
"..that is called complacency" ;)

Peas on Toast said...

Antoine - I'm smiling a lot, even though work is a real ball ache...

Suavie - a pinkie in a tea cup? Hilarious. A marble between the chapel gates? Let's hope not! Thanks chine, yo're a card royale! (Even fnnier than the usual card - VIP card status, my dear.) ;)

Peas on Toast said...

D-Guy - Hey, I'm a woman of simple tastes.... ;)

harry said...

Wreck his balls with too much jolly
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Tis the season for some lolly
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Don we now our safe apparel
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Now shag me over this here barrel
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

Peas on Toast said...

Harry - oh my God, that's unbelievably priceless. Why you in IT again? Seriously?

harry said...

Where the hell is Dick & Tom?
I can't keep doikng this on my own.

boldly benny said...

WOOHOO, congrats Peas!

Peas on Toast said...

Thanks Boldly. :)

Daedalus said...

Ertjie,
Okay, I give up...
you *R* in a good mood :)

Anonymous said...

Go pe-eas, go pe-eas, go go go pe-eas! Wo-hoo!

X
Lisa

Champagne Heathen said...

8 simple words have caused there to be 32 comments before even 10am!!! Well, probably it was just 3 of those words.

FINALLY!!! Yeah!!! My sympathetic frustration can now cease! (And go back to being just plain simple self-centred frustration. But this does mean there are hope for the rest of us yet this year!)

My dear Harry - loving your solo work here! And it seems we might have a problem with the name "Dick". Who is Dick now? Is Dick the female part of the dirty 3? Or is Dick the guy sitting somewhere in Jo'burg with one MASSIVE grin on his face....cause he got laid. And it was nice. Dilemmas!

Daedalus said...

Champs,
2 simple explicit lines of txt from someone as famous as our Ertjie can cause a flood of comments ;)

Peas on Toast said...

Lisa - thanks babe. tee hee :)

Champers - Yeah!! Babe, I make it my mission to have you well laid by New Year. ;)

D-Guy - lol, bless your little cotton doondies! :)

Jam said...

A choir of angels trampled into my head when I was reading this and started singing:
"Hallelujah! Hallelujah!"
rather loudly.
Yipppeeeee!
Was it well worth the wait?

Daedalus said...

Ertjie,
You leave my *doondies* alone

harry said...

My dear Champs

When we were choosing names, we thought that'You wanted Dick'

Peas on Toast said...

Jam - Ha ha, thanks Jam! It wasn't meant to ahppen last night, a little spontaneous, but it was definitely worth the wait. :) yeeeha!

D-Guy - OK, if you insist. :)

Jam said...

Can you imagine the pressure if you'd actually planned it?

Champagne Heathen said...

But Harry, let me redirect you to an earlier convo this morn between Peas and, um, Rev:

"Rev - LOL! Quite possibly ;) We were thinking of names to call him last night. Some of the options were:
Clive Longcock
Paul the Poen Pulveriser
Dick"

We just can't have 2 "Dick"s in the blogging world. You know how they have the tendency to shy away @ the first threat or another Dick!

Plus, I MIGHT be willing to sacrifice Dick, if I am reimbursed satisfactorily.

Peas on Toast said...

Jam - very true. I'd have had to get a little smashed beforehand I think...

Champs - I loved Clive Longcock. Loved it. But he's not a fan.

Revolving Credit said...

Peas, depending on his perfromance:
'Chris, the Cunning Linguist'

harry said...

Champs, don't confused Peas' comments with mine.

JAm said...

Perhaps you can just call him "PP"

Peas on Toast said...

Jam - PP?
Poen Paul?

Champagne Heathen said...

Harry, I am getting confused all around. And aren't you confusing Rev & Harry. I was quoting Peas' reply to Rev earlier today.

Jam... Can I veto PP. No. No. No. Sounds too kinky, and not in a good way or slightly paedophile. She just got laid normal style. Let's let them progress slowly to experimenting.

Peas on Toast said...

OK spill it Champs - what does PP stand for? Spill it! Now! :)

Champagne Heathen said...

Ha ha! Now you're getting worried. It's not an ecronym for anything. But when said out loud it sounds like you are talking to a young boy about his penis or him taking a piss. So the nickname isn't good to my ears.

Nic said...

Mushy peas got her peas mushy!!!! Nice work. for me it's 14 days and counting... Cannot Wait!!!! :)

Peas on Toast said...

Champers - like pipi? What the French call their zizi's...bless.

Nic - Thanks dear, glad to hear good times for you are only 14 days away mate. ;)

Kate said...

Anyone else amused at the MASSIVE response to the teeny tiniest post?
So, its true then that you can say more by saying less.
Oh, and on the shag: Yay, Peas!

Champagne Heathen said...

Yes, Peas, that'd be it! Sorry, but apparently I have "Dick" on the mind. The NAME people, just THE NAME. Peas has all other versions on her mind. Just note that grin!!

Insane Insomniac said...

As long as it was worth the wait. it was worth the wait? wasn't it? I mean he didn't have any peculiarities like erm... skew equipment or a one minute wonder? If not then, good on you girl!!! About bloody time.

other-duke said...

mazal TOV

Peas on Toast said...

Kate - ha ha thanks dollface! :) Mere words cannot say how happy I am...;)

Champs - :)

Insomniac - definitely worth the wait babe, thanks. And no peculiarities, it was lovely. :)

Peas on Toast said...

O-D - Shalom and thanks sweetie! ;)

other-duke said...

i'm scared that you might not have anything to blog about anymore...

harry said...

'Schlong time ago in Bethlehem'

Peas on Toast said...

Rest easy O-D, that'll never happen. I have been laid before remember. :)

Revolving Credit said...

Champs, you need to teach Peas the :
'Oooh baby, Oooh baby'

So that her and PP can get all virtual on us.

Peas on Toast said...

Harry - Oh my poen is free, oh my poen is free (to the music of Oh Christmas Tree)

joe said...

Aha, now I know where the bald eagle was headed!!! Peas you legend... I hope the importance of the moment didn't lead to an early eruption - there'd be a lot of pressure.

Don't go and eat nik-naks now!

And, once again, mazeltov!

Peas on Toast said...

Joe -mazeltov indeed! :) Thanks guy, and don't worry, I won't be eating Nik Naks anywhere in the near future. Or like, ever. Just in case! ;)

Jam said...

Exactly - it has a double meaning as in pipi and as in Poen Paul.

joe said...

pipi is definitely the way to go

joe said...

Or, if it is as you claim, you can pretend the "big man" is Korean and call him Hung Luk Donkey

Peas on Toast said...

Joe - I'll run it past him. I like!

Billy said...

I thought Joberg felt a little different today.

Well Played Peas.

Daedalus said...

Ertjie,
SheeZZzzzz real time commenting again ey...

I did not *insist* that you leave my doondies... ;) Text lack facial expression... bummer!

Peas on Toast said...

Billy - thanks big guy, it does feel different doesn't it? I feel gr-eat!

D-Guy - Don't worry, your doondies are safe around me for the moment. ;)

Revolving Credit said...

Angels who give head on high,
Sweetly cumming o'er the plains
Peas gets mounted in reply
Echoing her joyous strains. Gloria..

Peas on Toast said...

Rev, what denomination are you from my boy? :)

Revolving Credit said...

What as in alien versus human or jihad vs crusade?

Revolving Credit said...

Jingle balls, jingle balls
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to ride
You like a horse today

Champagne Heathen said...

Rev - as for the "Ooh Baby, Ooh Baby", I am really hoping Peas won't be needing that!! After 6 months of waiting, I hope it was all completely real & impromptu! Especially as after such a long time, I reckon he could just look at her at she'd be bona fidely "Ooooooo"ing!

How does that "little drummer boy" carol go again....??

Peas on Toast said...

I was thinking along the lines of the bastardised version of Baptist? ;)

(Or which nun taught you these naughty carols, which convent?)

Peas on Toast said...

"Cum they told me, pa ruppa pum pum.."

Daedalus said...

Ertjie,
Lemmi know when *they* are not ;) haha!

Revolving Credit said...

Them Irish Brothers do sing some strange Xmas carols when they're pissed ;)

Peas on Toast said...

D-Guy - will do ;)

Rev - Ah, you've been fraternising with those Kennedy's again I see...;)

Revolving Credit said...

Well I think in your case it would be the
Oooh, Ooh, O'Malleys

bobajob said...

just let us know how you did it, where you did it, how long you (each)took, and how often,

might stop all this posting...

tBerry said...

Jeez, lotsa comments today, and for good reason.
Thats FANTASTIC news. Peas boofed something other than BW3000.
Well done.

Revolving Credit said...

Umm...I found a carol that doesn't need it lyrics altered.

It came upon a midnight clear,
that glorious song of old,
from angels bending near the earth
to touch their harps of gold

Jam said...

"We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas now bring us some beer!"
Naughty Christmas Carols

Daedalus said...

Ertjie,
D-Guy is now in a state of undefined suspended animation :o

harry said...

I think that for the festive season, Unceratin boyfriend should be called Santa Claus

Wonder why?
- He'll be sticking his presence in your stockings.
- He'll make your wishes cum true
- He's cumming to town
- He'll probably take you for a sly ride
- He's got a little red-nosed friend named Rudolph
- Not sure about the milk, but he'll be eating your cookies
-You're bound to be both naughty and nice


CAUTION: Make sure that he doesn't cum just once a year

Peas on Toast said...

Bobajob - ah, but a lady never tells! ;)
OK, I may not be a complete lady at the best of times, but just be satisfied in the knowledge that it was a great first time. :)

tBerry - lol! Yeah I got a real shtoinking this time! ;)

Rev - did you find that on Google, or did you consult your handy hymn book? ;)

Jam - ah, the answer unfolds! :)

D-Guy - ah, bless you my dear!

Harry - the real Santa's in no position to top a presen(ce) like that! :)
And he shall be know as ...Santa. The bearer of good tidings and gifts...

harry said...

Good King Wankingless looked out, On a Feast of Beaver
Where the poen lay round about,
Bald and moist and eager;
Tightly spooned the two that night,
though her nails cruel
When a poor man came in fright,
It just made Peas drool.

Peas on Toast said...

That Good King Wankingless is something else. :)

cooked said...

13 comments on the "corner office" post - 93/4 on the "I got laid" post - interesting audience

Peas on Toast said...

cooked - naturally!

Champagne Heathen said...

So then, who's up for Carols by Candlelight on Tuesday evening @ Zoo Lake?!?
Now that we have entered the grown up stage of the event!

I have that last "Carol" humming in my head now. ARGH!

"Good King Wankingless looked out, On a Feast of Beaver....la la la la laaaaa"

Peas on Toast said...

Keen Champers! As long as we get to sing the dirty versions!

Jam said...

Only in if I can sing loudly and in a filthy sailors voice.

Champagne Heathen said...

Are we going to get kicked out of Zoo Lake?!?! Is that even possible?!?! I bet if there had been an earlier generation of us standing next to me at those events when I was a midget of a kid, I'd remember what happened A WHOLE lot better! And probably fondly too!

Revolving Credit said...

Well, it is called ZOO lake!
I'm they won't mind letting you party ANIMALS carol the night away.

Peas on Toast said...

I don't think it's possible to get kicked out of Zoo Lake, Imean the bowling club isn't the classiest of joints to begin with...

Champagne Heathen said...

HA! I have been BANNED from the Bowling Club!! (what a life achievement. sigh. sob.) But it was many years ago when I was still easily impressionable...actually, it was more like the young young barman was so easily impressionable that we managed to convince him to let us play barmen & pour crazy shooter concoctions and....well, I am going to stop this story now, to not give people ideas.

A few hundred rands several days later & they were willing to forgive us. They never did get their "President's Parking" sign back though. :)

Revolving Credit said...

Seems that in her drunken state Champs thought she'd run for president only to find herself running from the president.

Champs, have you got that sign marking your parking bay now?
Nothing quite like ambition is there.

Champagne Heathen said...

I am thinking of approaching Momentum for their next advert idea, and for sponsorship. They believe in people who believe in ourselves!!

Unfortunately we were in my friend's car, so she landed the sign.

Revolving Credit said...

OK, anybody who has never in their life 'requisitioned' a road sign, parking sign, cleaning sign or advertising billboard stick your hand up!

(Cardboard sign don't count, only permanent fixtures)

Peas on Toast said...

*sticks hand up* Me!

Traffic cones, a no walking sign, a bike sign - from all corners of the country.

I went through this...'phase.'

Revolving Credit said...

Peas, honey, I think you hit your head against the headboard a few to many times last night.

I assumed that most people have pilfered something, thats why I asked for
'anybody who has never..stick your hand up!'

:P

Daedalus said...

Ertjie,
Who said one man cannot be blessed many times over in one post?

Peas on Toast said...

Rev - Whoops my bad! ;)

D-guy - who said indeed? ;)

Christopher said...

110th comment on the hottest topic this side of the Kramer debate.

Hope it was fun

Peas on Toast said...

Lol, thanks Chris! Yes, how's that whole Kramer thing? I was his biggest fan until Kramergate started...

Daedalus said...

Ertjie, *sigh*

Revolving Credit said...

So Peas, is Santa back round tonight to sew some more Christmas cheer, or are you being coy like 'Oops, how'd that happen, I just tripped and accidently fell on your..' seeing as it was not intended to happen last night?

After such a log drought, sure one glass of water is not enough?

Peas on Toast said...

Ha ha ha, well Revvie, I'm about to leave the office early, if that answers yor question.

It's a drug, I tell you. ;)

Champagne Heathen said...

While I leave the office to find my inner peace just now in yoga, Peas also allows her inner self to be explored!

Insane Insomniac said...

Ok, I can so beat the sign stealing thing.
Gateway Mall, Uhmlanga, new years 2005/06.
Drunk mate walks through the food court, picks up a fire hydrant, and carries it off to the car. Woke up the next day wondering where the fuck the hydrant came from...

Revolving Credit said...

Champs finds her inner peace.
Peas finds a piece in her.

;P

Champagne Heathen said...

Well, right now I thought I was the ring leader, but the position is up for recruitment, and I will happily fall back to the Lie'n Tame'r.

Champagne Heathen said...

Aaaah, it's that time of day again....for me to posting wrong comments in wrong blogs. Sigh. All would be solved with faster internet. Or more moments like Peas is about to have...then my mind wouldn't even be on the circus!

chewthecud said...

So i go away for a day and Pea's gets hammered... 117 comments later it seems everyone was waiting for this. ;P

Vital Statistics
Year: 1980
Make: Babe
Model: PeasOnToast
Transmission: Manual
Speed: Shaved to Screwed in 48 hours
Capacity: 1 (?)
Top Speed: 1 men/year
Annual Greehouse Gas Emissions: Depends on the brand she''s smoking

harry said...

HAHAHA...

Champagne Heathen said...

Tommy Chews! Brilliant! You've been missed this side!

News update: Peas got laid, I actually put in hard work today, Rev had a serious moment, commenting remained fairly clean.

Don said...

Hehe. SO deserving of a post.

Good work soldier!

Peas on Toast said...

Thanks chaps!

Chews - love your breakf my, um, model - thanks guy. :)

Howzit Don, thanks my dear. ;)

CC said...

http://www.tamponcrafts.com/

Peas on Toast said...

CC- interesting...