Monday, January 17, 2005

a frenetic weekend

I have officially been out for seven nights in a row. I haven't donw this since first year varsity. And although ratty and starved of some zzzzzz, Monday is so far alright. Went on Ghost Bus Tour on Friday - for those who care, it's on my other blog: laurianclem.blogspot.com.
We went to cricket on Saturday, then everybody ended up at our house in the pool. Did I mention that Laura is the most irritating person I have ever met? Laura is Steve best friend's, Martin's on-off girlfriend. I have never met a more whiny, complaining, self-centered, annoying, admin-like person in my life. And I have this funny thing: if you're in my house, my little temple, don't fucking be rude to me. Not in my house. I was pretty close to escorting her out of there. Lauren met me for a staunch g and t at Plaka, then we went home and practised our hip hop. Was pretty hysterical.

We can have people over to stay the night!! We have a double bed for the spare room! It's in our party room, so I may just deck the bed out with furry cushions and a revolving base....
Any advice on what I can do to annoy Laura?
Something that will totally get under her skin?
Suggestions please!

7 comments:

B said...

Thanks for commenting on my blog. It does get better than that, I swear, its just lately has been a shitstorm of BS hitting my life. It will get better soon, I promise... :P

Hmmmm... annoy a girl... I know how you could piss her off... "plant" some gum in her hair and rub it in. That would be nice. Or just flat out slap the bitch. I dunno... I'm not too good on doing bad things to people.

Anyways, have a good one. Brandon

zuzula said...

sew raw fish into her curtain seams. i actually know someone who did this once. the smell is truly to die for...

Peas on Toast said...

Brandon - no problem. Hope everything starts looking up. As long as Erinn and Ashley (?) are nothing like Laura you should be ok. But then they sound like they cause you enough admin than you deserve. Wait - because someone nice, pretty and witty will pop up soon enough. You sound like a decent guy.

Zuzula - I like that. Problem is, how do I get into her house? I suppose I could break in, but then the risk of getting arrested is great, which means I'll look like the idiot. Where else can one put fish? I'm thinking kippers or sardines. The smell must be minging. Love it!

zuzula said...

ooohhh - how about somewhere in her car? You could hide it in the glove box or shove some down the side of the back seats. how often do you see her?

Peas on Toast said...

I'm such an evil bitch - but then she duly deserves it. How often do I see her? WAY too often mate. About once a week. She always seems to follow us to the movies or when we go out. Steve and I are both ready to kill her, but me especially. Getting into her car will be so much easier than her house. All I have to do is get hold of the keys when she's preoccupied with moaning and graoning and I'll saturate her glove box with a buncha stinky kippers. The thought is so satisfying, I think I may even do it tonight. Will definately keep you posted.

zuzula said...

she sounds like a real pain in the arse. good luck with the revenge!

Peas on Toast said...

You know one of these people that just get under your skin, and no matter how hard you try to not let it annoy you it does? It must be her constant whining. Plus she's always super emotional and hypersensitive on top of it, so even if I just said, "Seriously, chickie: RELAX." She'd burst into tears or run and tell Martin that I was "mean" to her. It's quite frankly, draining. So all I want to do now is irritate her beyond all belief. It's so much, you see.