According to the Magic 8 Ball that I gave Jo for her birthday:
1) I am going to have girl when I'm 40
2)I'm not going to have a boy
3) Jo is going to have a kid next week
4) Khali is getting married to a Londoner this year, and she'll love him because he has a nice personality. Only a nice personality.
5)Candy is going to have monkey sex with her mate Dave (Judging by Candy's not-so-prudish decorum, this is obvious.)
6) My childhood sweetheart and I will have sex in four years time
7) Then he'll fall in love with me
8) But he doesn't love me now. Because he thinks that Aquarius and Virgo don't get along
9) Fiona will get married when she's 33.
If any of you want to direct a question at the Magic 8 Ball - it has to be a yes or no answer - please direct them them my way. I'm the resident office gypsy this afternoon.
Disclaimer: I take no responsibility for answers you don't want to hear. Deal with it. I will protract the truth, but only if you're willing to hear it. Let's rock. Ask me! Ask me!