I hate stoopid stoopid blogger today. Stephanie, Robin, Blog Ho, Zuzula, Christopher, Blondie, Nettie and anyone else I may have left out: please know that some lowly South African woman is reading your fabulous blogs. I cannot post comments because the f#$%cking internet won’t allow me to do so. This happens regularly. Just know you have a sordid fan down south ok? Cool.
Problem: What do you do when your ex’s best mate wants to shag you?
I get along with the guy. We’re friends. But I am so not going there. He knows this, especially since I’m in a relationship, but it doesn’t seem to stop him from pursuing my ass in a distinctly sexual fashion. Thing is, I quite like it that he finds me attractive. *guilt.* My relationship, is quite frankly, a little staid of late, and the notion of someone finding me attractive is….rather attractive.
But then what does my ex think of all this? He’s the alpha-prick/Asshole of the 21st Century that I thought I was still in love with until last week. He’s either totally cool with his mate trying to get into my pants, or he’s testing me. (“Let’s see if she shags him. I bet you she will.”) I think he doesn’t care. So maybe I shouldn’t give a shit either.
Problem # 2: (Related to # 1) Ex’s said mate had a stress-induced nervous breakdown not too long ago. So he’s a little unstable, but is coming around. He’s not psycho, but was on anti-depressants and stuff for a while, and took three months off work to get right again. He has said on numerous occasions that he “doesn’t take rejection well.” What if I set him off on a pyschosis again? (Not that I’m saying I should shag him because then he won’t. This is a little delicate, this situation of mine…)