Ever seen 'Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind?'
"Hi. I am going to extinguish the person that is solicitating all this madness and sadness in your head. After this hypnosis session, you will not remember anything about this person. All memories, fantasies, hurt and associations will be immediately removed. Ready?"
L - Absolutely.
*The session continues, and after four hours of tears, sweat and confusion, it is finally finished. She opens her eyes. And remembers nothing.*
Much later that week...
"L, your ex is here, I saw him at the bar."
L - I have an Ex?
"Uh...yes you do. Are you ok?"
L - Sure. *walks up to supposed-ex* Hi there, don't I know you from somewhere?
Ex "Uh, L, are you drunk?"
L - You know my name? Wow, ok.
And so it continues.
I'm getting hypnotised this Saturday. I can hardly wait.