Tuesday, September 20, 2005

so not glamourous

In a Past Life...

You Were: A Diseased Cannibal.

Where You Lived: Greece.

How You Died: In Childbirth.

Jeepers, I think of better ways to die. And I ate people. And was riddles in disease, most probably leprosy. Crumbs.

I'm just going to be blunt: I am writhing in agony right now. I have such bad that-time-of-the-month pains I swear to God I'm going to pass out. And I'm hot flushing. To say that I'm uncomfortable and hating womenhood today would be a gross understatement.

I am 21% White Trash.
Not at all White Trashy!
I, my friend, have class. I am so not white trash. . I am more than likely Democrat, and my place is neat, and there is a good chance I may never drink wine from a box.

Well that's gratifying. So Earl Grey and croquet. God someone give me some f£%^&king pills already! Owowowowowowowowowow.


jimmmer said...

I'm a greasy astrologer.


November Rain said...

You Were: A Friendly Despot.

Where You Lived: Boliva.

How You Died: The Plague.

ouch died of the plague


you were a cannibal LC? I wonder how you got that?


hope you feel better...
chocolate, heating pads and lots of pamperin

hope you feel better menstr cramps are the worse and this is a blue moon version of my little friend this month (in other words 2 x this month)

Ed Abbey said...

Just your friendly belly dancer who is 9% white trash. I think I am going to stop taking these tests.

Better Safe Than Sorry said...

i was a lazy fortune teller and was buried alive. you think i would have known what my fate was and would have somehow avoided it. guess that's why i was lazy. i was also 15% white trash. i wouldn't drink wine out of a box but i'd drink marguritas right out of the blender if i had too!
hope you're feeling better and remember, it could be worse, you could be preggies!!!!!DON'T HAVE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peas on Toast said...

Jimmmer - It just don't fit: a greasy astrologer?? Halarious.

Novy - Bolivia is an exostic place I hear.

Ed - Belly dancing? And you're the least white trash out of anyone here. Nice work.

Janie - Buriies alive fortune teller-I wonder if you knew it was coming?