|In a Past Life...|
You Were: A Diseased Cannibal.
Where You Lived: Greece.
How You Died: In Childbirth.
Jeepers, I think of better ways to die. And I ate people. And was riddles in disease, most probably leprosy. Crumbs.
I'm just going to be blunt: I am writhing in agony right now. I have such bad that-time-of-the-month pains I swear to God I'm going to pass out. And I'm hot flushing. To say that I'm uncomfortable and hating womenhood today would be a gross understatement.
Well that's gratifying. So Earl Grey and croquet. God someone give me some f£%^&king pills already! Owowowowowowowowowow.