| In a Past Life... |
 You Were: A Diseased Cannibal. Where You Lived: Greece. How You Died: In Childbirth. |
Jeepers, I think of better ways to die. And I ate people. And was riddles in disease, most probably leprosy. Crumbs.
I'm just going to be blunt: I am writhing in agony right now. I have such bad that-time-of-the-month pains I swear to God I'm going to pass out. And I'm hot flushing. To say that I'm uncomfortable and hating womenhood today would be a gross understatement.
I am 21% White Trash.
I, my friend, have class. I am so not white trash. . I am more than likely Democrat, and my place is neat, and there is a good chance I may never drink wine from a box. Well that's gratifying. So Earl Grey and croquet. God someone give me some f£%^&king pills already! Owowowowowowowowowow.
4 comments:
I'm a greasy astrologer.
Great.
You Were: A Friendly Despot.
Where You Lived: Boliva.
How You Died: The Plague.
ouch died of the plague
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you were a cannibal LC? I wonder how you got that?
:P
hope you feel better...
chocolate, heating pads and lots of pamperin
hope you feel better menstr cramps are the worse and this is a blue moon version of my little friend this month (in other words 2 x this month)
Just your friendly belly dancer who is 9% white trash. I think I am going to stop taking these tests.
Jimmmer - It just don't fit: a greasy astrologer?? Halarious.
Novy - Bolivia is an exostic place I hear.
Ed - Belly dancing? And you're the least white trash out of anyone here. Nice work.
Janie - Buriies alive fortune teller-I wonder if you knew it was coming?
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