Tuesday, January 31, 2006

whopper weekend

Jeeeeeziz. Third World Ant and I had a party at our place on Friday night.
The last people left at 4:00 am. It was crazy. It was gooood.

A couple of points to be shared:
1) To say that people got wasted is a severe, if not euphemistic, understatement.
2) A girl friend and I were tricked, no manipulated, into kissing each other by our respective boyfriends. This is a rite of passage for me. It was halarious.
3) We threw ourselves up against a poster of 50 Cent to try and "shag him off the wall." As a result, my knee is fucked. Proper.
4) Two of us got our hair cut and straightened by my guru hairdresser friend Clayde. He's a genius.
5) My house looked like Hillbrow after New Year's, but Small Bum helped me clean up. :)

Then yesterday, the poor man was in the unfortunate position of meeting my parents. They love him. Once again, don't deal well with these situations, especially when my mum is going on about how 'ungroomed' I look. Well yeah - I threw a party last night, what the heck would you expect?

I'm getting the whole 'give up smoking' thing from all sides. This happens infrequently, mostly from my mother, but now I'm realising I do, in fact, have to give up. What scares the hell out of me is the fact that I WILL balloon into the Michelin Man. I have quit for a year before, and started up again because I was fat. And gym didn't help either.


Third World Ant said...

And what a party it was! As for the smoking, egads, I didn't think about the fact I'd have to put up with your withdrawal angst... but I'm there to help you through it, I'll gladly swipe any yummy fattening food you buy away from you :)

Billy said...

Tell me more about the kiss.......

Morning and happy monday to all.

Peas on Toast said...

Ant - thanks babe. I'm going to have to start slowly. I can't just give up. But I will be making a serious effort to cut down. Still gonna get fat though :(

Billy - ha ha. We basically got cornered, then she cornered me, all while our boyfriends watched with delight, and she told me I was her seventh girl kiss, I was like, "Eeek, help, so not used to this," and then we kissed. Like twice. For like, 10 seconds. It was ok. Sorry I wish I had more for you ;)

Billy said...

Post pictures or i boycott this site!

Peas on Toast said...

Tish tish Billy - I have pictures of debauchery and everything else, but the dumb idiots who were watching, mouths agape in awe, forgot to take a picture. If I had one, I swear I'd post it. Beacuse I'm rather proud of myself for starters. I'll post one up tomorrow of something as similar as I can find, deal?

Billy said...

Going home now so i can go to bed early. Feels like Christmas.

November Rain said...

lol sounds like a blast

Better Safe Than Sorry said...

i kissed a girl once, many, many years ago, and i believe some alcohol was involved as well, but from what i remember, it wasn't for me, but they guys that were at the party were sure into it. geez, men. is that really all it takes?

Peas on Toast said...

Billy - I did some sleuthing. Apparently one of my mates might have it on her camera. Will get it by the end of the week. :)

Novy - Crazy eh?

Janie - Alcohol is what I blame here. And men, it doesn't take much. :)