Saturday, February 11, 2006

a date with me

I had the most fantastic night last night.

Third World Ant and I took a sneaky drive to the Hustler shop on Corlett Drive after work and bought some porn.

She went out, and I had a fanastic evening on my own playing with myself and watching porn.

I think I'll make this a once a week event.

12 comments:

Billy said...

I am speachless.


Brilliant.

Peas on Toast said...

I'm just proud, because I had a GREAT time with myself. :)

And I don't have to ever pretend that I had an orgasm, or tell myself what to do, because I already know. Nuff said.

Billy said...

Umm....err.... well done?

Peas on Toast said...

Ta. :)

sheldon said...

...so where you as good for you as you where for you?

Peas on Toast said...

Huh?
"so where you as good for you as you where for you?"

No comprendo.

Yes I'm good. I'm very good. :)

sheldon said...

...have you never heard the "was I as good for you as you were for me" line. I'm sure it's from a famous movie... or maybe my f****** cold has reached my head...

Anyway, nice one, finally some insight, if not an answer, to the "do girls watch porn and play" eternal mystery...

Peas on Toast said...

Ohhhh, ok. The answer is yes. :)

I don't watch porn as a regular thing, unless I find myself waiting for a pizza at Debonairs late at night, and there's e-tv porn on the TV...
But I think I will take the time to do this more often. ;)

Third World Ant said...

Just tell me one thing: did you use protection?!
Can't wait to check out my porno - the Gilb has already begged to borrow it to make tons of copies for his friends...

Christopher said...

*Falls off chair*

Did I read that right?

*Reads again*

*Falls off chair*

Blog ho said...

once a day.

Peas on Toast said...

Chris - :)

Ho - ...keeps the doctor away? ;)