Wednesday, June 07, 2006

so...

Last night I watched Grey's Anatomy and played with myself.

Then I dreamt I was being devoured by a pack of lions, while everyone just sat back and watched.
Ironically, I was sent a text message last night at 01:45am telling me "sweet dreams."

God it's great being me.

64 comments:

Miss Economist said...

So who was the text from?

Snotty_Miz said...

So how was the playing? think of chicks at all?

Peas on Toast said...

Rays - ah, now that would be telling. ;)

Snotty_Miz - no, actually, Guy I've Had My Eye On...(I'm still waiting for my Alicia [hot bitch] Keys poster.)

fly said...

Yes, I can see how being devoured by a pack of lions can be sensual :o)

Pea's you get stranger and stranger by the day...

Peas on Toast said...

Fly - um, thanks..;) I was terrified. I was in some savannah bushveld and these lions out of nowhere pounced on me. I woke up in a cold sweat....
What would Freud say I wonder?

fly said...

Playing with yourself while being eaten alive ???....they have little white padded cells for that kind of behaviour...hehehe :oP

But whatever blows your hairback...personally I just prefer porn... :oD

Peas on Toast said...

Fly - no dollface. I played with myself THEN I fell asleep. And had lion-eating dreams.
And our porn is hilarious if anything. Ant (you there?) we need to go get some decent porn my girl.

fly said...

@Pea's....hehehehe...thak god for that...I was starting to think you had lost the plot completely...then again there are peeps that enjoy that kinda of thing, so you never really know...

Peas on Toast said...

Fly - too true. Some people may get off on that. It's a little disturbing to say the least.

kyknoord said...

Interesting... interesting. Tell me about your mother.

Peas on Toast said...

kyknoord - well now Freud, I think including my mother in this would fuck me up good and proper.

Suavé said...

Ahem...you were...uhm...playing with yourself? Well that's one way to kill the blue *ovaries* feeling. Do you thang babe! No ass as of yet huh? It's okay. I'll bone on your behalf. Or rather dedicate a round to you! LOL!

Mental Note: **thank gawd she cant see the bead of sweat runnin down my face**

Peas on Toast said...

Suave - you know, it really is the greatest virtue of being single. No one knows my body like I, therefore I have a 5 out of 5 chance of having multiple orgasms, and just because I'm not sharing the love with someone else doesn't mean I'm not having a whale of a time in the sack with myself. :)

Love it.

Jam said...

"Wild Animals; usually an omen of danger, wild animals in dreams often show up to expose dangerous passions, people or situations. Seen as a destructive force rising out of the unconscious, wild animals threaten the safety of the dreamer and provide insight into a fear."

A result of a google search...mmmm.
So if you're getting eaten by wild animals, does that mean you\re consumed by your fears and passions?

Peas on Toast said...

Jam - I just spoke to someone about my lion dream at work, and they said pretty much the same thing. I'm scared shitless of something.

And if it involves certain people and situations, it definitely makes a whole lot of sense.

Yikes - I cannot tell you how terrifying it was.

Suavé said...

Well I have to say that not many guys can compete with them vibrators. As long as you're enjoying yourself and catching up on that long lost feeling. Good on ya mate!

Peas on Toast said...

Suave - just regular exercise china. Just regular exercise. ;)

fly said...

thats pants...cos to a guy sleeping with a girl is way better than a boy playing with himself, any day of the week...we dont seem to win at all do we... :oP its either be controlled and manipulated by it, or have second rate sex...

So what you scared of Pea's ???

Third World Ant said...

1 - better porn: check. Though I'm obsessed with the bad stuff, it's... hypnotic.

2 - I wondered why you drifted off to the bedroom so early last night!

3 - snap! Not that I had much time to drift off to sleep afterwards, with all my damn deadlines.

Peas on Toast said...

Fly - that said, sweetheart, it can't be replaced. I do so love having a good shag. But that's out of the question at the moment, so I'm making the best with what I have...
I'm terrified of certain situations and certain people. Almost irrationally so.

Ant - you little biscuit! So you also did that! You deserve a break after all the hectic work you've been doing, you poor thing.

Phil said...

Hmmm. Peas you may very well be NOT WELL. Then again I find it incredibly erotic to watch a lady pleasure herself.......not something most women comfortable with but my goodness it can get the blood ummmm....PUMPING?

Phil

Peas on Toast said...

Phil - I can tell you right now that every girl you have ever met, and that may or may not be many girls, know how to pleasure themselves. It may not be something women talk about as often as men, but I'll tell you this much: they definitely do it. I'm just throwing it out there, as I am comfortable with it.

Daytripper said...

Peas>> Notwithstanding Jam's factual interpretation post, I found it very amusing that, upon falling asleep and playing with your er, pussy cat, you were then devoured in your dreasm by a pack of er, pussy cats! Man, now thats what i call a big need!

Peas on Toast said...

Daytripper - and I'm not even a cat person. But bless you for making the connection. I'm severly sexually frustrated, we actually don't need to make much more interpretation than that. ;)

Jam said...

Overwhelmed by a crowd of pussies...
now that is quite an image.

Peas on Toast said...

Jam - devoured by a pack of poens. I think I just lost my lunch.

Jam said...

"cats - Cats mean many things to many people including, femininity, intuition,
magic and sexuality. Your personal feelings about cats are the key to
deciphering their meaning in your dreams. Do you think of them as finicky, as
friends or in the context of black magic and witchcraft. And then understand
that the cat is representing that aspect of yourself (which you will probably
deny)."

hehe

Peas on Toast said...

Well, it's hard to say really. I see poens, lions and furballs.

All is not well. ;)

Revolving Credit said...

so you're feeling sexually frustrated, get some wacker loving then dream that that you get eaten by some muscular beast. All makes perfect sense.
What did you mean by eaten???.l

Peas on Toast said...

revolving - thing is...I can't find my Whacker. I'm pretty certain of where I left it last, but alas, it has mysteriously disappeared.

I'm investigating the situation.

Revolving Credit said...

Shit hon, sounds like you've been wacker-jacked. Now that is sick!!

Peas on Toast said...

I know. Is nothing sacred anymore??

Revolving Credit said...

..I mean it's not the type of item that you just lend to friends, even though it probably does qualify as a 'powertool'

Peas on Toast said...

Nope. It's kind of like underwear.

Revolving Credit said...

...then best you check in the wash or as the guy at the laundry??

Peas on Toast said...

Well I've never let it escape the confinements of my bedroom. And it's not kept next to my laundry bag.

I smell a rat.

Revolving Credit said...

maybe it's the rat that went missing from the races....jealous that it didn't get enough clevage..LOL

But seriously, who would have had access and reason to jack the wack.

Peas on Toast said...

Well Ant has access. But no reason to jack the whack. She's no suspect.

Third Roommate has limited access, but I seriously doubt he'd jack my whack.

Unless I have a stalker. Problem solved?

Revolving Credit said...

also, the timing on this is suspect. Anyone who knows you would know that this is probably the most inopportune time for the Whacker to go astray!!

Peas on Toast said...

I know! What are they trying to do, kill me??

Revolving Credit said...

any close friends or acquaintences possibly wanting to get in ya pants - cuz this may make you more vulnerable? ( the need to release all tha tense...)

Peas on Toast said...

Revolving everyone is trying to get into my pants.

No seriously.

So perhaps I should've been more astute as to where I hide my sex toys.

PS: I'm kidding. Sort of. ;)

Revolving Credit said...

were you possibly well alcoholed when you last saw/used the whacker...cuz we tend to put/hide things in the strangest places.

If this is the case and ya used it while watching some porn, check the couch...LOL

Revolving Credit said...

?? Your mum wasn't back round to visit was she...cuz after the last time when ya forgot to clean up before she got there......

Peas on Toast said...

Revolving - I've seen the Wacker since my old mum popped in for tea and was unwittingly privvy to it herself.

But come to think of it...I think the last time I did use was when I was well liquored.

Now only to follow the tracks of an intoxicated horny bitch as myself...

Revolving Credit said...

check in the fridge!!
I've found my car keys there before...the remote was frozen solid

Peas on Toast said...

Ah bless! :)

Perhaps it's hiding somewhere between the camembert and tomatoes.

Revolving Credit said...

Oops!..checked the salad drawer...mistook a dildo for a cucumber!!

Peas on Toast said...

Oh christ. Not to mention the large quantity of zucchini we have.

Revolving Credit said...

Shit...'salmon and zucchini surprise '...now, fuck, that was a surprise...check the leftovers, quick!!

Peas on Toast said...

Oh my greatness.

But not to foil a fantastic story, I think the elusive Whacker may just be in the booze cabinet.

Revolving Credit said...

Is that how you mix your cocktails...was that shaken not stiiiirrrrred!!
or is it just a really cool swizzle stick??

Revolving Credit said...
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Revolving Credit said...

...well if you do find it now.
If anyone asks me what I did today I can honestly say 'I helped Peas get her load off'...;)

Peas on Toast said...

:) You've definitely given me loads of possibilities in the way of hiding places, revolving, thank you. :)

Revolving Credit said...

Nothing quite like playing 'hide the vibrator'!

muddlepuddle said...

Good gawd Peas just when I think I can't possibly have any more sisterly love and r-e-s-p-e-c-t for you you go and write a blog like this!
*Muddle's eyes mist up with the joy of a father who's son has his one hand down his pants and the other clasps a tv remote*

Peas and Ant here is a most marvellous pastime. Find your local sex shop and go there - often!
I find it uplifting. And I ask many questions about everything and if there is a demonstration dvd I could watch before purchasing. I also smell everything - not sure what that's about?

So as President of the Woman Masturbate more often than Men club and in my capacity as Princess for the day (yip I am today) I hereby declare Peas an honorary VIP member (your member's card and plastic vunge that you can wind up and it will run around your desk, are in the post)

Yours in good lubrication,
Muddle

Peas on Toast said...

Ah Muddle, you have my best interests at heart doll face!

Ant and I are regulars at the Adult World and Hustler on Corlett Drive - in fact, I think the last post I wrote about playing with oneself was because we had picked up some frightfully hilarious porn at the latter.

I'm glad someone has also finally admitted that girls do it just as much as men, if not more.

Here's to you! :)

muddlepuddle said...

Hahahaha Peas you have just inspired tommorrows blog.

It will be called:
Phallic Fallacies:things girls do more than guys that guys had no idea about
(dedicated to my friend Peas)

WATCH OUT FOR IT!
I might just double-click my own mouse thinking of the list this evening!

Oooooh it's good to be a woman!

Dolce said...

If you can't find the whacker, I find a shower attachment adds hours of fun to a bubble bath...

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