Pardon me for lack of any demeanour this morning. I got to bed at 3:00am, and my screen is swimming in front of my eyes, and people seem to be talking really slowly. Plus, having got home at that ungodly hour, I found Third Roommate alseep in my bed, so had to cuddle with him for the rest of the night. Bless. He didn't even fart or try to grope me. (I think it was the pyjamas.)
So. Pull up at Cute Unshaven's complex, to find it's the same complex in which Small Bum's best mate from school lives. This didn't particularly peturb me, as I had a smashing time. The man cooks like a demon. He made us and his [very cool] friends a three courser - consisting of braised lamb, roasted vegetables, fancy potato thingies, soup and Dom Pedros.
I was impressed, since my culinary flair extends mainly to heating up Golden Smackeroos in the microwave, especially of late.
He's a quiet, yet dry-humoured, unassuming guy with lovely eyes and a deep voice, which reeks of Eastern Cape farmer. Which is pretty hot right there. I snogged him rotten on his couch. After everyone else had gone home and he'd told me he was a Taurus (perfect match for us Virgo's). He's a sensual oke at that.
I was also helluva frank.
CU: So tell me about yourself.
Peas: I'm loud, impatient, difficult, stubborn, impulsive, reckless, and to top that off, I'm completely fucking crazy, evidenced by my regular karaoke sessions. And I don't even need a drink before I do it.
CU: Cool. I'm everything but those things, but cool nevertheless.
He has a bellyring. As Third Roommate gallantly told me last night while we went to sleep: that's appallingly 90s. It didn't put me off as much as I thought it would, although The Ant begs to differ.
He was surprisngly upfront about seeing me, confident enough to proclaim that I will be his girlfriend, and I will bear his children. I shit you not. Said in a tongue-in-cheek kind of way, mind you, otherwise I would've fled the building, but still, he was ernest and forthright about starting something with me, because "he likes me alot." Bless.
(I think I said 'bless' way too much last night, come to think of it.)
I was honest, although only about how I do things. I avoided bringing up the Small Bum saga, but did say that I hope he isn't in it for the shtoinking, because he's not getting any for a couple of months and I prefer to take things very slowly. (This time round anyway.)
Albeit, who knows what will happen. The man may never phone me again. What's great is that I feel perfectly in control, mainly because we got on, he's fun and nice, but I haven't been partial to fireworks, fireworks, fireworks just yet. And this means I can hold him at arms length.
Still, do hope I see him again. He's kisses beautifully.
77 comments:
That sounds amazing!
Confidence and good kissing are two qualities worth hanging on to.
As you said, take it s-l-o-w-l-y (although don't be too much of a nun - it's bound to drive you completely nuts in the long run)
Oh, and I am pleased you didn't have to resort to smsing or head butting
hard luck Phil :)
Peas rides again!
Well sort of.......
Hey queen pea
I am truly happy you had a good time. Nothing like kissing on a couch, feeling things heat up but knowing that this time round you have to take it slower:)Pushing yourself to the edge, hee hee.
It must be like child birth, Nature somehow makes you always forget how much it hurts so to give you a chance to do it again.
Carpe Diem
You see, the drought does pass. Welcome to the rainy season.
Now I know you're taking things slowly, but did you as least grab some ass...you know as a foretaste of things to come :)
Haha, a few months... sure, sure..
I give you 2.5 weeks!
Jam - thanks my dear! Look we'll see what happens, but for the moment, I'm happy that I have the chance to get into somebody's pants - willing - again. ;)
Other-duke - Phil's a good guy. He'll come right, I have no doubt about it. :)
Billy - yeah sort of! ;)
Anon - thanks dearheart. Yes I'm in no rush. I'm still getting over certain ex issues as we all know, so I'm not keen to jump into anything intense just yet.
Rev - funny enough, I've found myself in a gropee position. He touched my bum ALOT last night. (Was nice, like, for a change!);)
Martin - wanna take a bet? Or have we done this before?
I made that mistake last time - NOT THIS TIME.
Sorry to say, but with all that bum groping you don't stand a chance. Martin, I'm with you this time...
Hey Peas
How do you know he's got a belly ring? Did he tell u? Or was it some other somehow...
Tsk tsk guys, you have no faith in me and my stubborn determination! Fair enough, I suppose.
One day at a time!
Anon - he showed it to me. And it's been there for years apparently, so it's not going anywhere.
One hand @ a time or was it the old 2-hand clutch?
Next there'll be some nipple tweaking and then you know you're screwed. (pun intended)..ha,ha
Rev - One hand clutch. He's very affectionate, in a touchy feely kind of way, but no dodgy business went down last night. It was all about the nice snogging.
"nice snogging"
hehehe.
Hang on though, is there potential for fireworks and not just "nice"?
Touchy feely is how it all starts. I give it 3 weeks.
God. Life is a serious bitch. Here I was thinking....dont stress...chances are she'll hate him and my favourite "what will be will be" and even better "time will tell" and now I am considering staying away from JHB this weekend to avoid feeling kak because someone else is gonna get to eat MY peas!!!!
Shees. Geez. Yetheth. Life is a bummer sometimes.
Best of Luck Peas. May the force be with you. And please DONT tell me what he drives ok?
Helmut..Dumkopf...stick to the mission!!
Peas - Does this mean that you're give Kyknoord a skip?
Yes phil beacause the car is soooo important:)
Mission Smission
And I dont give a rat's ass about the car.....all my mates keep asking me is how I seem to be battling to pull chicks in it. Does not help I only drive it on weekends!
I am a PHILosophical guy. I can tell when there's file in a ladies heart for someone else.
Besides a TRUE gentleman never hits on a lady who has her sights on another guy.
Phil, have you just dis'd Champs??
Queen Pea
How the Fuck did you do it? You have Helmet/Hulmetcrying over for you, and Revolving credit jumping to your protection. One lucky lady:)
Jam - total potential for fireworks, absolutely. But am keeping that little brick wall around me intact for as long as possible. :)
Rev - Between you, Jam and Martin - you guys are going to lose alot of money!:)
Phil - You are just too sweet. How do you know that you might've hated me the first time we met? ;) (Not possible, I know, just kidding!)
I did enjoy my date, I have no expectations and I do feel more confident now that I have done it, but as we've said all along "what will be will be." I have no doubt you are a helluva guy - great catch - with or without your car! :) And this still doesn't dispense from the fact that we can still meet and get to know each other in the future perhaps. xx
Rev - Kyknoord only wants a bird from Cape Town. Only realised that after reading the fine print. :)
Anon - I AM one lucky bitch, aren't I? :)
Thanks Peas. Hope you know I am actually happy for you. I am not big on wishing bad things upon anyone. Unless they hurt me. Then I have to admit my Scorpio sting can be pretty damn ugly to witness and worse to feel!
As for Champs - I am not into "dissing" anyone to be fair.
Queen pea
As long as you remember it, when next you sad.
Hey Phil and Rev are in Cape Town together maybe they should meet, now that would be entertaining:)
Why the hell I am suddenly in Cape Town is beyond me......
The potential of being broke is still worth all the fun. Now, you promise to blog if it does happen??
So have you called/sms'ed him yet to say 'Thanx for the great supper' wink,wink or are we playing the lets wait and see who contacts whom game???
Phil-Sorry thought you were in the Cape. Its a friday thing???
(Dr.) Phil, you raise an interesting point, I too have the fancy schmancy car...complete with uber porn number plates... but i'm still battling to come right. What gives?
methinks women see through our plans... or i'm an egotistical maniac - which would be a cliche!
Peas congrats, I look forward to meeting Sebs ( i may be getting a ahead of myself here) he sounds like a legend.
Phil - understandable dear. I have a few Scorpio mates myself! ;)
Rev - funny enough he smsed me first, about two hours ago, (uh-huh, yeah uh-huh) to say thanks and all that. Yay! :)
Ramone - what are you talking about big guy - the chicks dig you! Who is Sebs? Is this Cute Unshaven? Yes, if things go to plan, I will bring him over to the dark side and introduce him to the gang. I trust you to give him the once over, k!
Jam - I promise to blog about anything that happens. Crucifying myself as I do so - always have, haven't I? ;) Plus, I'm sure The Ant would let the cat out of the bag for your guys benefit as well! :)
PEAS
Check ya mail - Subject: Daedalus
Guys,guys,guys...the car may get you noticed but get real, you still need to do the work.
What do you think, some chick checks you driving by, goes' Hey, nice car. Can I suck you knob'...if she does, get out your wallet cuz she charges per hour.
Its a status symbol which tell her that you may have some bucks and possibly some taste (depending on whether you're pimped your ride or not). What that means is that she may be willing to engage you in conversation as opposed to giving you the cold shoulder. At this point your auto advantage is over and you have to step up to the plate. Best you know pay more attention/take interest in her as opposed to discussing your vehicle else you're on the road to nowhere. How the fuck do you think okes on bicycles score women??
Au contraire, sweet Peas (and thanks for the oblique plug, BTW), "open to all" means just that. The geographical constraint hinges on my finances, not any desire to be cliquish.
Rev - "Hey, nice car. Can I suck you knob'...if she does, get out your wallet cuz she charges per hour."
Fuck you're a scream!
Kyknoord - ok. On the premise that I'm still officially single-and-snogging, I will enter. All in the name of fun. :)
Well Ramone i DONT have porno plates on my black baby so THATS not the decider....perhaps Rev is right....seems logical if a little sad. He he.
Seriously though I doubt I could be really into someone who was attracted to me just because of the car and the disposable cash. Seems a little shallow even for me!
Perhaps just someone who like me ANY the car?
Sorry.......AND the car........
Hey, it works both ways guys. I may not drive a beemer or a convertible, but I have in the past got swooned over simply because they were attracted to Ludwig, my supersonic Beetle.
(Don't blame them. He has a hot chassis.)
peas, Beetle hey..I think they may just have been checking out your bonnet!
Aah. The good ol' BONNET - a VITAL and often studied part of a body - vehicular or otherwise
Rev - supersonic Beetle. With electric windows and everything! :) (And fluffy dice that hang merrily from the rearview mirror.)
That's right, Rev that Beetle baby...ha,ha,ha
Phil and Rev - bonnets aside, sometimes I think men want to get inside my car, notsomuch my pants. So don't fret: the shallow car thing works both ways.
Imagine what'll happen when I get my Audi A3 turbo one day??
Phil: "As for Champs - I am not into "dissing" anyone to be fair." Sounds like a diss to me! Nice, hey, nice. Rev, crack your whip at him again. The boy sounds like he's breaking ranks.
Peas, the date sounds like it was great! If for no other reason than cause of a guy who knows how to whip up a dom pedro.And a little snogging till 3am always goes down nicely after that. (If you find puns in there, intend them)
Thanks Champs. Yeah it was good to actually want to snog someone for a change. This hasn't happened for a while now. ;)
Have you entered Kyknoord's date competition btw? I did just for shits and giggles.
So what would your response be to 'Hey, nice car. Can I touch your bonnet?'
Rev - "Fuck off. Touch your own bloody bonnet."
Sure you can touch my bonnet....just wash those grubby hands first please.....
Have a great weekend all - off to catch a plane back to Jozi. Peas new man is not enough to keep me away.
And besides - Peas now has my cell number if she wants to contact me!
Have a good flight and a brilliant weekend too Phil! :)
Ooh, that hurt.
I asked what your response would be if posed with that question?
Rev - Err.....hate to break this to you but I think she already gave you her answer boet!
Peas, only problem is that my annual trip to the Cape has come and gone, and taken R500 out of the future trip - thanks to the bluddy slowness of the Cape & their over-vigilant traffic department!
Maybe if I am feeling any form of inspiration I'll try it out anyway, being sure to use lots of CT "The Moountaain" slang just to make sure they don't realise I am in imposter.
Rev and Phil, I'd tell both you boys to take this outside, but that wouldn't be any fun for the rest of us! :)
Rev - I thought you'd appreciate my response! *hurt back*
;)
Champs - I haven't got plans to go to Slaapstad either, but you never know, we could win free flights...or better still, get Kulula to sponsor us. :)
Kulula - are you listening?
my work day would otherwise be boring if not for this blog... oh, and the business report daily sudoku
Excellent idea, Peas! They try to give off the image of being cool & silly & full of painful puns. We are just perfect as their "Faces of Kulula" ....ah, our faces blown up to gigantic proportions and branded across their planes, cruising through the air! Loving it!
Other-duke - I attribute most of the entertainment content in my blog to all you commentors, most definitely. :)
Champs - "We're the easiest part of your trip." lol. Isn't that their jingle?
POT - it's basically an internet-relay chat room sparked off by a blog entry by you each morning
i've never seen so much spading before. you guys could start an excavation company
Lol!
Guys I have a request: a sneaky request.
I desperately am trying to download that Eminem/Nate Dogg song "Shake that Ass for Me" before tonight.
Has anybody got this mp3? And would you be very, very nice and share the love by emailing it to me??
It would be so appreciated, I'd even run around my desk with joy.
Only if you explain why you need it.
;-)
Jam - do you have it??
If so here's my explanation:
It's going to be my new karaoke masterpiece.
PS: I love you.
AAAH - Mobile Internet cards are quite cool.
From PE Airport. Not pretty.
Anyway guess who is gonna be at his local THE BLUEBERRY GRILL in Kyalami tonight..........from about 9 pm.
Be there.
He he
On its way in about 15 min... check your mails..
Enjoy it Phil, and don't forget to misbehave! ;) I'm off to a winetasting tonight hosted by The Ant. Should be a good laugh!
Jam - thank you, thank you, thank you! And thank you! xx
OK, I just managed to fill in my tax return and drop it off...talk about cutting it fine. So what I miss??
Peas, here is a fair trade - we send you 'Shake that Ass for Me.mp3' if you send back 'Peas singing Shake that Ass for Me.mpeg'
PS. Were you looking for the clean or dirty version or is that a stupid question?
ladies, gents,...phil.. it's been emotional. have a ripper of a weekend i'm off to dullstroom... which shall promptly be renamed happening-ville once my sis and i get there!
peas- good luck with that Karaoke ( and the neighbours!)
Ciau
hard luck other-duke:)
RaMoan - R U taking your sis to Dullstroom for the weekend?
Hope this is not meant to be a romantic getaway as I'm having visions of one of my recent posts!!
Ramone have a ripper my friend!
And Rev - I won't neend you my personal mpeg - I'll be famous for my singing one of these days and you'll get to see me on TV. Promise promise! ;)
Anon. - did i miss something, why ard luck?
Rev - thanks for the reminder, my tax return forms are still sitting ontop of the fridge gathering dust. not to worry, i just called them and applied for an extension. 31st August. Sweet! - anything but hard luck
Well that's no fun...after all this support we offer you day in and day out, compromising many many work hours just for you, and you won't even give us personalised copies of your infamous skills!
Sounds like fun...
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