Wednesday, September 13, 2006

boob namer

Your Boobies' Names Are...

Beavis and Butthead


Incorrect. Nobody calls their boobs Beavis and Butthead unless they're from Georgia. My noombies are actually Elizabeth (left) and Hannah (right.) But whatever, blog-boob name generator.

I doubled my 94.7 training last night. Oh yes. Doubled it. I feel fantastic. I spun on my bike for 20 minutes last night.

Shut up.

35 comments:

other-duke said...

hey. it's start

it's also 20 minutes more exercise than i've done this month.

well done

Revolving Credit said...

If a guy had to name a pair of breasts they'd be called YES and PLEASE

Peas on Toast said...

Thanks O-D! And I can walk this morning which is rather superb. :)

Peas on Toast said...

Rev - If I had a totty, apparently it would be called Anaconda.
;)

Crusoe said...

Congrats on the 20minutes! How many smokes did you have during that time? :)

Peas on Toast said...

Thanks Crusoe. Well after the whole process, I waited at least an hour before smoke-indulging.

It feels pretty good!

Suavé said...

Man that name-generator is so corny! All the names it gave were a load of crap.

Anyway, onward and forward with the excercise PeasyPoo! Rather you than me is what I say.

Champagne Heathen said...

I never have named my breasts, but I reckon that if I did I would call one "Stroke" and the other "Luck" and inbetween "of". Cause that's what guys think when they see them, and that's what they land me in every situation from free drinks, extensions on assignments, free car services, dropping of speeding fines. Ha ha!

Were these 20 minutes a gentle through-the-country cycle or fast-paced spin-for-your-life cycle?

Crusoe said...

Peas, you should be careful assigning normal names to your breasts and other body parts. What happens if you have a daughter and want to name her Hannah? "Yes dear, you are named after breast. But don't feel bad, your brother is named after your fathers right ball!"

Peas on Toast said...

Suave - thanks big guy. IT's hard work, but I'm getting there.

Champs - since I only have B Cups, Hannah and Elizabeth are often firmly planted and plunged into a Wonderbra. Which helps alot. :)

Crusoe -luckily I won't be naming either of kids Hannah or Elizabeth. :)

Revolving Credit said...

When you say you spun on the bicycle for 20min, what speed were you going? Or did just getting on the bicycle cause your head to spin for 20min...HAHAHA

Daedalus said...

Ertjie,

Elizabeth and Hannah...?

Bwhahaha!!..... PLoNk… Haha!

Erm … I’ll never remember booby-names as I usually refer to any set I meet as “julle”… as in “Hello julle”. Haha.. ;)

Peas on Toast said...

Ha ha Rev, whatever!

I belted it out HARD, breaking into a sweat, puffing and panting, and having right leg go into spasm afterwards have you know!
:)

But I'd also be skeptical if I were all of you, judging by my lifestyle.

Peas on Toast said...

Daedalus -
The Ant also has names for hers, but I can't remember what they are. I named them when they started growing (about 13?).
Ertjie x

Jam said...

I have never named by breasts either. According to your generator, they should be called Dixie and Daisy. Purlease. I prefer Hand and Full.
Do you own a mobile bike? Get yourself a pair of those padded shorts. Sitting in a saddle for 97km creates weeks worth of stiff and bruised derriere.
Well done on the 20 minutes though. It's a great start...exercise is also good for depression...

Champagne Heathen said...

Peas, out of interest, why did you name them SUCH British names?? Very "english rose" sort of names.

And I have to agree Crusoe, I am a bit disturbed by naming body parts actual names. When I do one day meet you I am now going to see my Brit friend, Hannah's face plastered onto the one side of your chest.

Peas on Toast said...

Jam - Daisy and Dixie? I'd rather have Hannibal and Lector, at least it's more hardcore. :)

Yip, I must the exercising does help with beating the blues. And for the first time I'm exercising because I simply have to be get, not because I'm trying to lose weight, etc. So It's different this time, and maybe I can actually keep it up.
The padded pants: definitely!!! :)

Revolving Credit said...

How about Corne and Twakkie??

Jam said...

Hannibal and Lector bound up in PVC?
I could say some other rather outrageous things but it's only Tuesday.

Peas on Toast said...

For my breasts?? I like to think of my two best friends as something, how do you I say it, less gauche than the adorable corne and twakkie duo.

They are sophisticated ladies, are hannah and liz, and are often clad in victorian wonderbra lace, see. :)

Buzzing'Fly said...

errr... mine would be cheech and chong.. ;)

crazy shit that.

Peas on Toast said...

Jam - LOL. I'm on your page girlfriend. ;)

kyknoord said...

You still haven't said whether we should send flowers or just make a donation to your favourite charity after the race. I'm really going to miss you.

Daedalus said...

“sophisticated ladies” hahahaha…! always? [strop typing Daedalus]

Daedalus said...

AK TypO!! .... AK ...
meant to *stop* not *strop* :o

Peas on Toast said...

Ah Kyk, thanks mate. If you could donate half my estate (as in my car and wardrobe) to the SPCA and the rest equally divided amongst my blog readers, I'd appreciate that. ;)

Also, if you could all just turn up at my funeral. I'll be watching from purgatory above, so I'll know who is there. So don't think I wouldn't know. :)

Nessers said...

We are supposed to name our boobs? and 20 mins (stifled giggle) will get you onto the N1 highway maybe (if you start at the front of your bunch) *more stifled giggles*. Gosh I wish I was starting behind you heheh. Just don't drive the route before the race cos you will back out - I know I nearly did the first time I did it

Revolving Credit said...

We could all pitch up but wouldn't we have to wear name tags, else how'd you know who we are?
But hey, it's your funeral!

by the way, this was the word verification I got on Champ's site:
'peasdhit' is pea-green font (freaky)

For a moment it seemed like blogger was telling me 'Peas did it'

So what exactly have you done??

Peas on Toast said...

Nessers - oh crap, the highway leg. I haven't even left my living room yet. (Where my stationery bike is positioned in front of TV....)

Rev - It's a sign! Blogger knows I did it!

Freaky!

PS: Blogger knows what I did, but I'm not about to admit that to you just yet Rev. IT's bad. It's really, really bad...;)

Revolving Credit said...

Peas, you've been a bad girl!
Go to my room.

Peas on Toast said...

I will on one condition: you don't spank my left buttcheek. It's bruised from falling on my coccyx on Saturday evening. :)

Revolving Credit said...

WHOOSSH-WHOOOSSH
*double tap on the right cheek*

Champagne Heathen said...

Rev, What comment on my site?!? I've had no stalking attempts from you today.

And Peas is doing it on my site?!! Excellent. That's one way to up my viewership.

Carlz said...

i have been warned again and again not to blog after consuming gin and tonic and southern comfort - but i don't listen well!
Mushy Peas is brilliant. She is goregous, she is fun and I feel like I have known her for ever!
G-town is glad to have you!

Somabula Blog said...

Talking about names, did you hear about the Mexican with two dicks?

The one was called Jose.



The other was called Josb.

Mmmmm... much better in the telling and after a few Coronas.