Fuck you Blogger for making me tear my hair out this afternoon.
Fuck you Blogger for somehow linking some bloody 'I am lost' blog onto my comments section.
Fuck you Blogger for redirecting my site to some Chinese teenager's rainbow-coloured monstrosity. And she's obsessed with headphones, noodles and maths.
Fuck you, for giving me an apolplexy because I thought she'd hi-jacked my site.
Headline tomorrow: Local blogger dies of apoplexy because Blogger fucking didn't work!