Wednesday, November 15, 2006

the best news ever

Hot off the press: (or is it?)

Michael. Bolton.Is.Coming.To.South.Africa.

Mike B! Mike to the B. Here! Can I actually just faint from the sheer
possibility of hearing 'Time, Love & Tenderness' in the flesh?

I've emailed my mates, and promised them a free ticket. (Who's coming with me? Who's coming with me?) They're not exactly gagging on the bit, but I will make a plan.
Bribery and corruption. Perhaps if I go bungee jumping with the new squeeze (my ultimate pet fear, his favourite past time - is he a couple of pretzels short of snack basket?), he'll oblige. Just best he smiles during the knee-buckling performance of 'How Can We Be Lovers When We Can't Be Friends."

Update
Replies from mates include:

E2: oh dear... think im busy that night... in fact im busy every night Michael Bolton is in town...soooo sorry!

Third Roommate: No way in hell. I'd rather have my toenails removed with a blowtorch.

C: I'll do it for a mate. (I love you Poen.)

Third World Ant: Oh ok. But just don't tell anyone. (Whoops, sorry dollface!)

C4: Yeah...also busy..but maybe my mum would like to go with you?

29 comments:

Daedalus said...

Whooopie. :P

Peas on Toast said...

I think I just cum.

Daedalus said...

Bwhahahahaha!
It is a chick thing.

Peas on Toast said...

No Guy, I think it may just a Peas thing. I don't know anyone who loves Mikey B.
Even my gran won't come with me.

Daedalus said...
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Daedalus said...

(Lemmi fix that bad English)
Yeah, must be an Ertjie thing...
I thought the chicks forgot about 'ol Mikey B by now ... he is so late 80s early 90s ... dang!, I even forgot about him until 10 minutes ago when you mentioned his name. :o

Champagne Heathen said...

Why??! Why do they always put all the good events on the same night!! Now I will be forced to choose between sweet-coiffed Bolten babes & Steve, Dozzi en al die treffers.

Just my luck!

(Many apologies if I just insulted anyone there)

Daedalus said...

Bwhahahah Champs, Wie is jou pappa!?

Peas on Toast said...

D-Guy - but he's sooooo smokin; since he cut his hair!!!
;)

Champers - you mean you're choosing Patricia Lewis and Compnya over Mikey???
Champs have you been smoking your socks?
;)

Daedalus said...

Only you would know Ertjie, I am more of a boob-man myself ...

Peas on Toast said...

Don't worry Guy, Ertjie is talking shit. He's not Jake Gyllenhaal. But I do find him mildly attractive.

God. I'm crucufying myself.

Daedalus said...

Crucufying yourself Ertjie?

Gregor said...

Ola peas - my church-pic-pilgrimage has begun!
:P

JAm said...

um...
er....
*choke*
I with 3rm on this one. I'd rather remove my toenails with a blow torch.
He just hasn't, doesn't and never will.

Daedalus said...

Bwhahahahaha!!! Jam.
Blow Torch ey ... Erm, and I thought that the chicks will unite on this one. ;)

Jam said...

There are some guys who just don't, won't and never will and I WILL NOT unite on this one...
(sorry Peas)

Champagne Heathen said...

Oooo but baby, I will show how we can be lovers even if we can't be friends!!

(Desperation is... ???)

Nicole said...

I would go see Michael Bolton, he isnt that bad, and he had some good songs way back when...

tBerry said...

The only one worse that Micky B is Kenny G....

Gawd I hate that shite.

Revolving Credit said...

Michael Bolt-On?
Is he any relation to Michael Strap-On?

kyknoord said...

Damn. Rev beat me to the punch - or the bolt, as it were.

Carlz said...

count me in! I love a live act and this one should be a killer!

Anonymous said...

hi peas,
are you serious? Of course I remember him with that mullet look. Or was that billy ray Cyrus from achy breaky heart fame? he sounds like Bryan Adams, right? Like they have hayfever all the time.Flo

Daedalus said...

Champs?

Nic said...

I hate to admit this and it's a secret that I have kept with me and it haunts me every day of my life. Up until now that is... The first CD I ever bought was Mikey B... I know, I know, but at least it's out now and I can sleep at night. Oh the humanity!

Triggermap said...

I had a friend who used to say anyone with Michael Bolton hair should be shot. Imagine her dissapointment when he lopped it all off.

Personally, I'm still trying to deal with the fact that Nicolette Sheridan was into him...

mike said...

Michael Bolton sucks peas on toast, then chunders them all over his breakfast plate, and then he licks them up again and chunders THAT new stuff into his dog's mouth, then his dog chunders THOSE new peas and toast onto Michael B's plate, and THEN he eats them AGAIN and THEN chunders ONCE MORE onto the floor of a gym shower and licks THOSE new peas and toast chunks off the floor, before settling into bed with a nice cup of CHUNDERED PEAS AND TOAST.

Peas on Toast said...

I just have to say: I got my morning coffee, sat down at my 'puter and nearly threw said coffee everythere: THESE REACTIONS ARE PRICELESS!

Jam - lol! I see you with the rest of my crew. :)

Pflaume - yay! Will check it out.

Nicole - I dig you. You in? ;)

Rev - one in the same, big guy. ;0

Kyk - You guys in the same office? :)

Carlz - excellent! Let's make a party out of it!:)

tBerry - lol! lol! Fuck, men are so predictable, hilarious!

Anon - Billy Ray Cyrus was my idol when I was 12. :)

Nic - You and me both china. Excellent news! You in? ;)

Triggermap - he also went out with Teri Hatcher. Can you dig it?

Mike - CLASSIC. Unbelievable. You've made my day. Here's your sign: I am a card.

3rm said...

i for one am glad to see so much sanity prevailing. with all of the sense being spoken here
(with the possible exception of mike) maybe our illustrious heroine will now realise just how mind-boggling bad michael bolton is and stop playing his cd forever. please god let this happen