I AM SOMETIMES PROFANE.
Morning Peas, happy valentine's day. What like the furniture? Hope no tables get in your way today xB
Happy Valentines day to you Peas.Multiplication Tables???
Benny - Happy Valentines Day to you too my dear! Hope it's a great one. xxBoomkind - Happy Happy V-Day! And nope, just tables. :)
Happy Val Day sweet thing,Dude that post is a bit cryptic... What's the other thing? And tables? - as in wooden vs plastic?
Huh, tables?Happy Valentines there Miss Toast, hope its all you could wish for.
Dubai - happy V-Day sweet thing!Plastic, definitely.The other thing. Huh?Billy - happy V-Day you great big hunk of spunk! Hope you have a wonderful day yourself. xx
Thanks my love - to you too! I'm looking forward to a boozy dinner with my friends and BF tonight xB
The other thing? Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands. those damn tables! being all tabley! how dare they? who needs them anyway? really, i don't have the words. does that make you a furniturist by any chance?
Yeah, fuckin' tables. Carnies, too.
Chewy - a futurist all the way. Damn those Carnies. So old school. ;)Kyk - and not to mention the second thing I hate.
Being of the sort that consistently walks into tables (leaving nasty suspicious bruises thigh high on my legs), i just might get what you're on about Peas, but I doubt it...Happy V-Day babe!
I totally agree with you, just not on the furniture bit... :)
Hot pink - Shame babe! Happy V-Day to you too! xxCrusoe - You agree with me on the second thing? ;)
I hate Valentines Day.And tables are only good if you can hide under them.
Happy Valentine's Day Peas. The Grinch stole all my happiness from me today! Stupid fucker!
Hello Jam!Happy Valentines Day my sweetheart, even though the day is pants, I hope you have a lovely day anyway.Come join me under the table. ;)
Kab - fuck the grinch! Damn him! I hope you have a wonderful day, grinchfree my dear. x
Fuuuuuuucccccckkkkk!I HATE tables!Peas, let's throw away all our tables today. And, whether you want it or not, happy V-day, my flattie!
The Ant - tell me about it! Fudging tables!Let's get rid of all ours - a garage sale on Oxford, whaddoyoussay?Happy V-Day my sweet flatmate! xx
Hey Peas.Its been a while, glad to see not much has changedHappy Valentines Day!
But if we threw all the tables away, what would we dance on?
Hey DaytripperIt's been a while hasn't it?Happy V-Day to you too chine.
Jam - bar counters my friend! :)
*Jam hides under a table*
*Peas takes her hand and leads her onto the bar counter*:)
So sex on the kitchen table doesn't do it for you??
Jam, Peas - what about poles (although they're seldom about in the clubs we frequent, so doorframes make a great substitute) - they're a great prop for drunken dancing...
My detective skills have multiplied at least tenfold by trying to figure out the hidden meanings behind your mystery posts :)Happy V-day all.Aynone got any tips on where to go in JHB tonight to find some V-day poen?
Rev - Any flat surface will do. :)Ant - I agree! There was this one in Belgium...in Brussels..the dodgy side...me and a pole in some pub. :)Jon - No hidden meaning today, believe it or not. There are two things I hate in this world, and one really is tables. :)
Ant - Mmmm. A pole. Yes, that's a good option too.
I kinda hate cardies day. Tables I refrain from hating, since i can put my drink on them. Find me another surface to place my drink, a fat dog, a bald mans pallet, a womans voluptous cleavage.. Now i know what i really hate.. spelling!Oh well happy valentines day pea's and co.
happy valentines peas...wanna know what I got my boyfriend for valentines day?1 x putty ear1 x bag of squeaky bath toysjust to show my contempt for how un-romantic the day has become...
Godsgimp - yip, why do we need tables anyway, when we have all of those thing? ;) Happy V-Day too!Tamaryn - classic! I love the squeaky bath toys idea. What though is a putty ear?
And the hating of tables?Am a mate of Twisted Koeksusters and have huge fan of your blog. Keeps me thoroughly entertained and up tp speed on life back in sunny SA!Love your work.
Peaches - aw thank you! :) And happy v-day to ya! x
Come now Peas, what's the other thing?
Huh?I'm sorry what?
porbably vodka for breakfast. makes the peas go all woozy in the head
Ant: Its V day.
Urk - nopeBilly - nope:)
The second thing Peas?
*tap tap tap*
Jam - huh?I'm sorry what?;)
Peas, you're having a garage sale on Oxford?? Is this only tables or are your posters, laptop, Chad, toaster, DSTV, self-help books also gonna be up for sale. I can't say I am in much need of a table myself, but considering how much money I need to fix my car's brakes I might become a middle man. All in all, it depends what wood the table is made in as to how much I like it. I love that the shortest posts generate the most comments!
Nope. Only the table. Or arther the two tables we own. One is spraypainted bronze. It's a post-modernist pine masterpiece, taken from the influence of Georges Pompidou. Keen?It's One Million Dollars. It's a steal. In fact, I might even buy it myself.
Pleasure treasure.Happy sickly sweet hearts and flowers day to you too!
I'm not going to say happy valentines day. Just want to ask...multiplication tables? or wobbly pub tables that slosh your drink everywhere?
Peaches - thanks sweetie.Insane - yip. Especially those. :)
One million dollars is a little out of my price range. Although I do understand that with the great demand for Pompidou-styled pieces it might actually be a steal. Does this include shipping?I am actually down the road from you, so all you really need to is haul on your back down the street.
You know the worst kind o table's are those little side table things people have next to their couches, they are always top heavy and fall over with the slightest bump. The dog walks past vigorously wagging its tail, table falls.You walk past, slight leg brush, table falls.You fart loudly, table falls."The hand that rocked the table!" out now.
But you said there were TWO things that you hated!
Hey Peas, this is totally off topic but I read Smoking Legs' blog and he wishes you went to the airport to see u off after all. Don't know if that makes you feel better...Hope you have a lovely day! M.xxx
Champs - I'd further strap a large cactus to my nether regions than haul a table. I'll organise a U-Haul. And a nice price for you - half price in fact, just cos it's V-Day. :)Godsgimp - Yip. Our leg falls off sometimes. On the the table I mean.Ant - Huh? OK OK, I can't hold it in any longer:THE SECOND THING I HATE IS:...................Oh check it out, what's that? Oh just something moving in the corner of my eye.The second thing I hate is:DUNLOP TENNIS BALLS.Hate the fuckers.
To see him off, sorry :-)
M - I know, thanks babe. :)
So Peas, between your 2 pet hates I assume that table-tennis is out of the question??So is shagging the tennis instructor on the kitchen table??
its america without you in it?
Rev - out of the question completely. Cept the balls are smooth, which is half gratifying. ;)Billy - huh?
dont worry, its getting out of hand...
So if the tennis instructor shaved his balls would that maake Dunlop more appealing to you???? Is this tennis instructor American??
Billy - on this blog? Never! :)REv - Out of the question. Dunlop tennis balls must die. Even if the said instructor shaved his own. :)
A putty ear is exactly what one would think it is...an ear made out of putty...
Tamaryn - you're a genius. It reaks of Van Gogh, yet has a strange subservient antiquity about it. Your guy should praise your amazing taste, as well as your practicality with putty.I think I might make Dick one. :)
Yeah, he really should. I think I've enjoyed it more than he is likely to....I've really enjoyed saying to folk 'hey, guess what I got my boyfriend for valentines? A putty ear' har har....So more for my amusement than his...but if he hasn't realised by now that i'm not exactly normal....well...sorry for him...:)
oh. and i didn't actually make it myself. I bought it. from the most awesomest of places, Classic Wholesalers. A shrine to cheap, tacky, gorgeous tacky THINGS....I spent three hours walking around their warehouse yesterday....just going '....wow....fokken wow...'
If the instructor had Slazenger Ball, would you shag him on a poke-her table??
Tam - are these putty ears edible?If you nibbled on his ear,would he be putty in your hands?
i'm not sure that the putty ear is edible....i wouldnt think so.....I can try post a photo of it on my blog...if you would like to see said putty ear...?
Tamaryn - you've impressed me twofold lady. This ear thing, and the finding of it thereof, is fantastic! Please post a pic!
trying to take a picture of it on my cell phone and send it by MMS to my email....taking a while...bear with me...
Revvie - now Slazenger is completely doable.If you have Dunlop on the one end, Slazenger is at the other.There are two things I love in this world, and the first is:1) Slazenger balls.
check out the putty earhttp://batchfoo.blogspot.com/2007/02/putty-ear-for-my-valentine.html
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