Monday, August 20, 2007

I've got hugs for you if you were born in the 80s

Would someone please explain to me how I woke up on Saturday morning dressed like Cindy Lauper?

Wearing a blue, satin-sequined, shoulder-padded monstrosity and white ski pants that came up to my boobs? And the side ponytail?

I know I went for a drink with a mate, then then we went to a drinks do at Baze's house. I know that I drank a few Energising Red Square's and I know me and my mate were talking and laughing a lot about all sort's of shit. The last thing I remember is having a drunken telephone conversation with Mr 747 who was equally boozed (he was in the bush on golf tour with his mates for the weekend.)
I remember a car journey – my mate drove – so where, pray, the fuck were my normal clothes?

Ah. At Baze's house.

I was exhausted on Saturday, having spent some time with mum and getting home at 2:00am. I tried to do some work on a writing project I'm doing, and fiddle around with my new camera (an early birthday present from mum – so exciting), but instead ended up crawling around The frigging Zone buying new shoes and toothpaste.

I saw the Harry Pothead movie on Sunday with Mr 747. That dude is hot. His balls have dropped and he's ripe for picking. He's probably legal now too. Yummy.

54 comments:

Revolving Credit said...

Well, I'd have hoped that Mr 747's balls have dropped by now, or you'd be cradle-snatching?????

Leigh-Anne said...

Morning Peas!

Did you know that The Flatmate Hater has two blogs? I feel like such an idiot because I didn't!

Found that out this morning...

I love Harry, I've read all the books and watched all the movies, and yes, he is HOT!

I also rather like Luscious Lucius Malfoy...

Peas on Toast said...

He's two week younger than me. Still cradle snatching.

Leigh-Anne - NO I HAD NO IDEA HE WROTE TWO! Gimme, gimme gimme the address, yes please!!

kabintsimbi said...

Wait, which one's balls have dropped...Harry or Mr 747?!? I'm confuzzled!

Peas on Toast said...

Kab, well as far as I'm aware, both Harry's balls and Mr 747's balls have dropped. Harry is now a man. And a yummy one at that! :)

A little geeky, a little edhy, f$ckin' sexy.

Leigh-Anne said...

He's not nearly as verbose, nor as nasty, in this one, and he also hardly ever updates, but it is very definitely him. Just check out his profile and you'll see!

http://tendollarman.blogspot.com/

Leigh-Anne said...

On the subject of cradle snatching, my current was 20 when we started doing the dirty deed, I am 23... When I was 20, my boyfriend was 17 and in Matric...

However, that's nothing compared to my ex... We started dating when I was 16 and he was 24. I ignored people who told me I was making a mistake, a man that age only wants one thing from a 16 year old... Today, we're divorced, he's 31 and he's chasing girls even younger than I am...

Which is cool. I have no problem with that. I just wish his bloody friends would stop telling me about it!

Peas on Toast said...

Leigh-Anne - I saw him link to "his other blog", and it sounds like him...but not to take things at face value....I smell an imposter. But maybe I'm just being paranoid. He sounds more human in this one too :)

And tell your friends to stop sending you status reports on the ex! :(

kabintsimbi said...

Right then, with you & on the same page! He is rather scrumdiliupmtious...I think he acted in a play in London where he ran around naked or masturbated infront of the audience...not a shy bugger either!

Leigh-Anne said...

Well, he didn't seem himself in his latest post either...

I sent him an email asking if he is the same person. If he replies, I'll know it's an impostor!

Peas on Toast said...

Kab - oh my word and he is sexually liberated. He wanked in front of an audience?

Shit. I need to go stand outside and get some fresh air.

Leigh-Anne said...

Masturbated on stage?!

I would have paid good money to see that!

Peas on Toast said...

Leigh-Anne - good work babe. Ask him to send a picture too. Bet you he's hot in that slasher-film I-hate-everybody kind of way. Complex intellectual way. Geeky way.

Oh man, I need to step outside right now.

kabintsimbi said...

Ja, it was something along those lines! Damn, I wish I could remember the name...he posed in some shoot & looked so mother fucking hot I was struggling to breathe! He had a right nice chest on him too!

Will struggle to think harder!

Leigh-Anne said...

I actually think he's old and fat. And short. Probably has bad breath too...

There's no way anyone can be that eloquent, have a penis and be good looking as well...

He might just be that apocryphal creature: The Perfect Man.

Just not possible.

Revolving Credit said...

You soo gotta love Monday mornings.
Here's you girls are getting all hot and bothered imagining Harry Potter playing with his wand in public.

I think it's fair to say that he appears to have you rather spellbound.

Peas on Toast said...

Kab - Fuck, what I'd do to see his chest. I feel like a paedophile.

Leigh-Anne - the perfect man, yeah, that's a bunch of lies.
Maybe he has three thumbs or something :)

Leigh-Anne said...

Or maybe his third leg is the size of his thumb?

*shudder*

Peas on Toast said...

Or..or! He smells like ass... and he has two penises/penii.

kyknoord said...

FYI, Dan played the part of Alan in Equus. Not sure he's into the Cyndi Lauper look, though.

SheBee said...

You guys are baaaaad. Besides, I think Ron is way hotter!

Piss:

finished the last book this weekend. omg!

Leigh-Anne said...

Hi SheBee!

I preordered, dressed up as a witch for the party and waited in the midnight queue for the book!

Then raced home to finish it in nine and a half hours!

Peas on Toast said...

Kyk - thanks my dear. I'll just blindfold him. And tie him to my bed.

SheBee - Ron? Are you joking doll?

kabintsimbi said...

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/02_02/EquusRadcliffe_468x577.jpg

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/01_wk4/1RadcliffeEquus_468x331.jpg

Peas...check out these pics...don't know if the link will work but it's a piccie of his ripe bottom and bare chest...all naked!

Leigh-Anne said...

I actually used to have a thing for red hair...

I think it had something to do with Huisgenoot's spread on Boris Becker and his wife way back in the early 90s... Probably because Boris said he liked chocolate. And in my preteen naivety I thought Ooooh, cool! We have something in common!

Lost innocence is such a bitch...

Peas on Toast said...

Kab - oooh thanks muchacha! :)

Leigh-Anne - k, I just threw up a little in my mouth - boris becker, seriously?

I'm more into bjorn borg myself...

kabintsimbi said...

nah, totally an Andre Agassi kind of gal! Oh my god...he is yum! Lucky Steffi! Loved her too!

Peas on Toast said...

Pat Rafter dude, Pat Rafter. Have you seen the man's legs?

My aching ovaries. His LEGS!

Leigh-Anne said...

My heart still belongs to Goran Ivanisevic!

I'll never forget that Wimbledon final Agassi vs Ivanisevic. I cried like a little baby girl when he lost...

kabintsimbi said...

Damn...Pat Rafter was yummy! Pity he was an aussie though & he had like the most stunning girlfriend slash wifie!

I quite like Roger now although Andy R is looking rather yummy...also went through a Hewitt stage...that man has a stunning set of legs! Ooh, that new Croate/Serbian dude is gawgeous!

kabintsimbi said...

Actually...you know who is looking divine...Peter Grant! Wow...even in a scrum cap he makes me weak at the knees!

Rock chik said...

Hellllooooo..
Come now girls, the kings of eye candy have got to be Jared Leto ( post eyeliner days) and Pete Wentz. Those hotties would even have frigid nuns drooling after them... deeeeelicious

Rock chik said...

oh oh oh, im just on a roll here, you guys heard of the delectable Kaka... hmmm, its a damn shame he's married

Peas on Toast said...

Kab - I'm with you on Lleyton Hewitt! Another set of beautiful stems there, wow!

Rockchic - I wouldn't say no to Jared, but I'd still bang Jake Gyllenhaal like a screen door in a hurricane if I had the choice :)

Peas on Toast said...

Kaka? As in pooh in kiddies French? That's quite an unfortunate name.

Rock chik said...

Hellllooooo..
Come now girls, the kings of eye candy have got to be Jared Leto ( post eyeliner days) and Pete Wentz. Those hotties would even have frigid nuns drooling after them... deeeeelicious

Rock chik said...

OK, heres a strange thought... is there anyone prettier than brad pitt?
The guy is bad news, he's with one of the hottest mommas around and he still upstages her.

Thats just not on.

Peas on Toast said...

Sistah, as far as I'm concerned Brad Pitt is so 1995. After Fight Club and Brangelinagate, I was over it hey.

He's pretty, but he's also pretty boring. George Clooney is tastier :)

Leigh-Anne said...

I don't care who thinks I have a father figure fetish, but Bruce Willis is hot!

So was Sean Connery, before he got old.

Rock chik said...

All this talk about tasty men is making me hungry ;)

Lets see whats on the menu today in wits.

Later peas

kabintsimbi said...

Peas I'm totally with you on that one with George Clooney. Actually spoke about it with my dad yesterday...apparently my dad would be 'insulted' if I brought him home...I was like wtf?!?

Mmm, I think Matthew McNoughey (spelling) does it for me out of the lot...oh my god!

Peas on Toast said...

Kab - probably cos he's older than your dad, dude :)
Matthew McConnawhathisname is a beeyoot. He brushes his teeth in the car. He's got my vote.

Leigh-Anne said...

I also have a thing for guys with Afrikaner names. Like Wouter and Arno and Johann and Heinrich and Wikus.

I think I read too much Scalkie Marais in my misspent youth...

Leigh-Anne said...

I mean Schalkie van Wyk...

Was thinking of a hot Afrikaans guy I used to work with. Schalk Marais...

Ooooooooh, he was hot!

Peas on Toast said...

Leigh-Anne - seriaas? Hmm, I'm more into names like Luca d'Panigi d'tellirini, and such :)

Rockchic - later sistah.

Leigh-Anne said...

Yeah, those are also cool. But not nearly as forbidden sounding!

My dad is an Englishman, who despite living here for over 40 years, still talks about going "Home" when he plans a trip to England.

So you can imagine his dismay when I came home with a guy named Jacobus.

To say nothing of the time I brought home Mohamed...!

And then there was that incident with Siyabonga...

SheBee said...

ooh I am special! Peter Grant and I were at school together, true story! And his personality matches his looks, he's divine!

And yes, deadly serious about Ron, I would not need a brown paper bag for that fine specimen of ass!

Anonymous said...

Question: Is it honestly an issue if your guy is younger that you?

"The Edge"

Peas on Toast said...

Edge - not at all! I cradle snatch all the time, just ask the 21 year old I smashed in my face a few months ago....

Maturity is another thing though. Younger guys can give the older counterparts a run for their money if they're mature. Hell, I've dated older guys who are still the emotional maturity of a bar of soap.

Anonymous said...

That's a relief!!!! And you are so right about the maturity thing - then there is also.... but let me not go on about the benefits of a younger man and bore you with stuff you know....

Ciao bella

"The Edge"

blast said...

Hello Peas!

I just have one question for you about these younger guys...

How do they generally feel about floaters?

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Angellis said...

Today's been a bit hectic, so I'm going to comment on the the different topics in one...

For me the hot tennis player of the moment has to be Rafael Nadal - those arms are incredible! (I'm an arms girl, I notice these things...)

I can't say any of the HP cast ever really did it for me, although I was once with a guy who looks exactly like Dobbie the house elf, which always made for amusing viewing!

I think there is a time when age is a big thing, but I agree that when the time comes when maturity levels count, then age doesn't really matter at all!

Chester Pillow said...

Does that mean we can feel the same about Hermione?
Chester's back by the by!