Wednesday, October 10, 2007

nerves

..are starting to run thin. The novelty of the travelling sisterhood is rubbing away like a bad chafe. Fuck, these women are loud. Besides the constant yakking, screaming and general screeching...(which is when I look to the hills/sea/beautiful scenery and focus on the laqndscape around me), my cousin and I spend an inordinate time waiting for them to get ready.

It takes about three hours.

Anyway, whatever, I've eaten a barrel of crushed lentils, three tonnes of rice, rougail strew, and just Way. Too. Much. Food.

Anyway, besides that - it would seem the walls of our hotel rooms are paperthin.
The day before yesterday, our neighbours graced us with a lovely rendition of Too Much Rum, Therefore I Shalt Puke At A Loud Frequency. Hearing people chunder isn't wonderful. Last night was extra special. For the chunderinjg neighbours embarked on a bit of Passionate Fucking, leaving no room for any imagination. We blocked our ears, but yet, and bless for them I guess, the happy honeymooners didn't cease to scream like banshees.
I wonder what's in store tonight.

Right. Am off to eat some more and tan up a storm in my pukka gold bikini. I found one brighter than tinfoil in the main town (Victoria.) It's like wearing a space suit in the ocean.

Then I'll probably eat more, drink a few Sey Brews and pass out. In time for a boat trip to Praslin tomorrow.
May the sisters stop screeching. Honestly, I hate to go on and on about thius, but fuck, they never stop.

Thank God we're on holiday.

6 comments:

SheBee said...

ahhh the sweet sounds of the neighbours getting lucky when you aren't... :(

lentils? you lied! you said they had good food there!

olentils???? the little sperm lookalike jigs?
pass.

crayola dude said...

Hah. Serves you right for going to a tropical island on holiday. I mean, WHO DOES THAT??

Sweetass RSA said...

that's what you get when you go to a tropical island with old people girl!haha! ...we're just jealous girl...have a blast!

The Divine Miss M said...

Don't you find it really funny how you need a holiday from your holiday? Always ends up happening to me.

There is nothing better than listening to your neighbours engaging in their sexual practice! I would recommend way to much to drink in the evening and then you can serenade them with your own personal rendition of chundering ;)

Betenoir said...

gold bikini? who are you, princess Leia? gettaddaheah!

SilverSabre said...

I demand piccies!! And a recording of les Honeymooners :P

You can post it on Facebook :P LOL.