Tuesday, April 01, 2008

kim jong you sexy animal

So my big secret?

Here goes.

I am actually living in Maine. In the US. I flew here last week Tuesday. I live in a treehouse in the woods and knit scarves for the hippie colony in which I reside.

Happy April, Fools.

PS: The other secret is...I have someone sending me Streisand songs, marriage proposals and roses over the Internet. I know him personally, and he's far far away. So he doesn't have a chat room nickname like “Xen345” or sport a bunion, or be, like 87 / 13 years old. It's lame, but it kicked a whole lot of ass. For a few days. It's just. Well. Indicative of my time and experience maybe, but I don't know if I need that stuff anymore.

Anyway, who likes Team America huh? You know, the guys from Southpark made a puppet movie with a very characteristic and likable Korean dictator? Called Kim Jong? He's probably extremely likable because he, well sings the following song, and more importantly, all his l's are r's. (I'm not rearry wonery, but the song made me raugh my tochas off yesterday, it's hirarious:)

Kim Jong – I Am So Wonery.

I'm so wone-ry
So wone-ry
So wone-ry and real sad and arone
No one...just me onry
Sitting on my rittle phone

I work wea-ry hard and make a great friend
But nobody ristens...no one understands
Seems rike no one takes me (high pitched shriek) se-ri-rous-reeeeeeeee

I'm so...I'm wone-ry...I'm real wone-ry! (starts choking up) I feel rone-ry
Poor riddle me.

There's nobody...I can rerate to
Feel rike a bird in a cage
It's kinda sirry...but not rearry
Because it's firring my body with rage

I'm the smartest, most crever, most physicarry fit
But nobody else seems to re-ra-rise it
When I change the world maybe they'll notice (high pitched shriek) meeeeeeeeeee

And until then..I just be wone-ry
(sighs) Yeah... a rittle wone-ry
Poor riddle me

I'm so wone-ryyyyyyy.


Revolving Credit said...

Durka durka Peas bakala

Peas on Toast said...

Rev - he he, and here's another. I just love him:


DaveRich said...

Team America... Fuck Yeah!

Peas on Toast said...

DaveRich - I love the "Ah well Herro! Herro Heren Hunt, take one step to the reft...the reft...a rittle further...the crock is ticking!"

Anonymous said...

Peas, you've never told us why you broke up with the plane guy...sorry I only check in here now and then - but I'm dying to know!!

Peas on Toast said...

Anon - well, while we shared the same humour, he just didn't laugh at Seinfeld. It started to bother me a bit.


Champagne Heathen said...

For me, the cruncher would be if a guy couldn't tolerate at all & not deal with my disturbing need to watch the occasional Isidingo episode with complete concentration.

Really. Is there any other sign of compromise than THAT!

Peas on Toast said...

Champers - there is a slight more hectic compromise: watching Home & Away with undying concentration.

It takes balls of true steel.

Champagne Heathen said...

Hmmm. An excellent point! Hmm. Peas. I hate to say this... but I am not sure I could ever date you... HomeAndAway might be a bit too drastic for me. Unless of course you put out A LOT.

Peas on Toast said...

Well Champs, I'm a little frigid to tell you the truth. So yeah, it probably wouldn't work out. But if you need a Home & Away education, I'm your girl!

Champagne Heathen said...

As soon as they make the dubbed version of the show, I'll be all yours Peas!!
There is nothing like a good soapy... it's the drawl that has me twitching. And not knowing WTF those Ozzies are mumbling half the time.

Peas on Toast said...

Yeah - although hearing Alf scream "I'm spewin feathers here, struth." every episode or so, really makes it all worthwhile.

Peas on Toast said...

Oh and "what the flamin hell is going on here" is also great in small doses.

DaveRich said...

I'm with you Champs, I like hearing "I'll get that bloody Kumar..." every once in a while. Barker you biscuit. Watch out this week, they are writing Lee out the script.

sazzy said...

Haha - Herro!! I LOVED Team America. I laughed throughout that entire puppet show!

Nerdette (n3Rd3773) said...

I count myself as a newly-recruited Peas-addict gah!!

Peas on Toast said...

Dave - is Lee the actress who was in that horrific accident?

Sazzy - I agree! Been way too long since I saw it!

Nerdette- wow, thank you! :)

DaveRich said...

Yes, awful awful. Have been watching Isidingo to see how they write her out the script.

Uncle E said...

I made the mistake of actually watching this with my 70 year old parents. I thought my mum's head was going to explode when the un-edited puppet sex scene came on. As soon as they started pooping on each other they promptly left the room.
One of the all time funny-as-shit movies, for sure!