Thursday, September 25, 2008

an orgasmogram

Thanks Inyoka for picture-fying Tuesday night's incestuous scenario with this beautiful little diagramme. I'm impressed you managed to include everyone and keep up!

Isn't it a complete hose? (In that ha-ha-ha-I'm-only-laughing-because-it's-ridiculous-and-crazy-as-fuck-incestous....)
Thanks guy!

11 comments:

Pia said...

aghmm...

may I point out that everyone has 1 or 2 lines going to/from them...

Someone has FOUR...

Peas on Toast said...

hahahahahahahahaha

Now you see why I'm REALLY bored?

;)

icepick said...

So in a nutshell.. Your next target, I mean once off sexual experience, will be with Boy 2. As he seems to be the lonesome on in the whole dinner orgasm.. he must be a mercy shag right?
Cos thats why girl 1 was with him, and he feels he has to bring the new gf to kinda show that he is a "viable" option...otherwise he prob wouldnt have come to the dinner... right?

damn the psychology here is pulsating.

Peas on Toast said...

icepick - oh my god that's hilarious!!!! A mercy shag?? Hahahaha. No, apparently chicks dig him. Never been my type, but chicks dig him lank...or used to anyway.

I love this analysis though, how perfectly hilarious! (and astute..I think;)

icepick said...

Okay then..Perhaps his personality is similar to the opposite end of a sharp knife?

Personality can affect ones sexual appearance? :)

Less cunning...More relative assesment :)

Peas on Toast said...

icepick - I mean he's a nice dude and all...but wouldn't know how he rates 'personality-wise' in the sack.

;)

Mini said...

A very apt "part" description of you........."hookups,fuckups,..."

Peas on Toast said...

Mini - hey blogs NEVER lie. ;)

icepick said...

haha I was simply referring to his general personality. I didnt know there was a sexual personality?

Like when one looks at a guy/girl, sometimes the personality outways the appearance factor, and vice versa. And with that, you take into account what you admire in a guy/girl etc.

ie what how he/she interacts, socializes. And what makes him/her attractive...

Cos looks arnt everything. Fa sure they play a role in "whether the person is approachable' to ones particular standards" but even if the present is wrapped beautifully, doesn't mean the present cant be shit.

Peas on Toast said...

icepick - oh yes I couldn't agree with you more. The man could look like Christmas in New York, but have the personality of an empty stapler. And trust me, I need a dude with a LOT of personality.

My little Belgian chocolate drop, the e-boyfriend, with whom I'm having an e-relationship, has plenty AND is hot. What a pen pal eh? ;)

Aunty Helpful Dictator said...

would you not just be with Boy 2 to complete the set? Is that not a good enough reason?