So.There's this spyware virus-type software that gets dumped onto your computer, apparently.
Spyware is almost always indirectly related to porn.
It's not always porn that leaves this shit on your PC, but most of the time, it is illicit material that does this.
Who knew.
I apparently had spyware dumped on my PC.
And my office now thinks I watch Magic's Johnson.com and Shaving Ryan's Privates.
Rad.
I went for a drink with Poen and company last night. Her boyfriend (who lives in Kenya and is out for the weekend, and has since grown a very game rangery-looking beard), the people he works with, organised that Poen received a goat as a gift.
I find that rather amusing. They gave Poen a new tribal name and they gave her a goat.
'Here, have a goat.'
I am nowhere at the moment.
I just don't understand what's going on in my own universe. My head is in this ridiculous cloud. Seriously.
It involves men suddenly raining from the sky (confusing and dazzling); an incredible e-pal (normal?) amazing plans (exciting) and my book that is coming out in the beginning of December (surreal and satisfying.)
I have no idea what to expect over the next few weeks and months – especially with the book - but I'm literally bursting from the seams with excitement.
Post Script: My jeans will no longer burst from the seams with excitement. I am determined to kill off my two extra stomachs and pull myself together and eat a fucking salad.
10 comments:
now that you have given up inhaling mothballs, you might as well go for a little run now and then. it might not be sexy and its hard work and you sweat like orkney mine mechanic but give a few weeks and you'll be shopping at model-0. goats eat salad. rabbits eat salad. In extreme cases, it has been observed that sheep sometimes order salad. even the odd elephant (and look where its bringing them...). use it. don’t use it.
thats all
Harold - sweat like orkney mine mechanic
Fuck that's a pearler. I love that. Gotta get me some of that tonight!
:)
I do pilates and I dance. Running gives me shin splints and fucks up my knees. I'll probably just have to gte back on my bike and stop eating M&Ms for breakfast. ;)
Gawd, Pea's, freaking wrote a book, hotdogging it with Men globally, Dancing up a storm, hanging out with goat people...you little overachiever, slow down you makeing us lazy ass slobs look bad!
NAH, good on ya, I bet the old chook's are super proud!
Sunrise - haha, you make it sound so glamourous!
That's awesome, thank you! ;)
Writing a book was the most unglamourous glamourous thing I've ever done. It's been a lot of hard work, but there waswn't a chance in hell I'd die not having written a book.
It's been my number one life goal since I was 6.
It's going to be surreal!
So are those actual movies you have actually watched? ;)
It so incredible to have your very own book come out!!! Congrats Lassie! Is it fictional? Autobiographical? Fact?
Mini - Ive heard those, aren't they such a HOSE???
Love them. I'm not fat just yet - luckily - but I think I should probably cut down on the bags of croutons I'm consuming!
Miss T - it's fiction based on truth. Some stuff is true, some stuff is fabricated...it's all...Pete Tong really :) Thanks babe!
Bend-me-friendly
Peas.
hey hey, please make sure your publisher sends me a sample of your book! very keen to do a review and interview combo for the Chiz!
Ches - AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Chiz - dude, you'll DEFINTELY get a copy. So long as you're nice in your review. HAHAH HA!
I don't allow javascript or ActiveX unless I'm on a "trusted" site. I look at a lot of porn and have never gotten a virus. No popups either.
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