Friday, March 13, 2009

the diary of the most incredible red shoes evah

Got a bit swanked up last night, showed some cleavage. Because who knows how long tit’ll last – (Geddit? tit’ll.)


The main point of reference here, however, are my spanking new red heels.

Look, I’ve been a [red] heel fanatic my whole adult life, but because I wear them so much, I go through red heels like Hugh Hefner goes through platinum blondes.

I have at least five pairs of obsolete red stilettos sitting there, dolefully, at the back of my cupboard.
I have to get a new pair every season. For either they’ve been wedged into too many lawns, or like in the past, I’ve slept in them. So buying red heels for me is like buying face cream: it’s a regular item amongst my fixed expenses, as much as Clarins Day Cream SPF 15 is.

Look at these beauts though. They are a work of art frankly, and my mate who works at a gallery said so as well.

Red heels make me feel like a walking Ferrari. The world is mine.

Which is why I’ve done a Friday Photo Diary of where they went last night.

Exhibit A: As seen here with dinner. Woolies Raspberries.
[And wire shoe, part of house décor, because it, too, is an objet d’arte and deserves its own recognition.]
Exhibit B: Next to a chilled glass of end-of-summer rosé. The nectar that makes these babies dance.
Exhibit C: On my stairs, leading out of my house. They’re off to socialise and be the frou frou artifacts of hubris they are.
Exhibit D: On the accelerator of my car. Ready to pump the gas through to Parkhurst.
Exhibit E: Under the table at Espresso’s. They belong on the table, but I’m superstitious.
Exhibit F: Next to Poen’s shoes. Making friends.
Exhibit G: Next to the shoes of the Espresso waiter’s (who thinks I’m stalking him. Ref earlier post. I’m not – again, not into kids - but now he really thinks I am. Good thing these shoes speak for themselves).
Exhibit H: Next to A’s shoes. Which are also very nice, even if it kills me to say it. On turning circle whilst window shopping with wine.
Exhibit G: On my Moulin Rouge Brothel-For-One; Boudoir-Of-Dreams linen. Did take them off before finally giggling myself to sleep.

PS: Rage, about R320. I think. [Rage against the machine, if you will]

PPS: And yes, they are coming to Europe with me. In case you even sort of wondered.

PPPS: I’m finally learning German. Like proper. No fannying about. I’m doing modules and online tests. I plan to know sentences I can actually string together that don't involve words like 'boson' and 'fotze'. Mein gott it’s wonderschon.

PPPPPS: South African music and Timothy Moloi, not to mention an awesome One Republic cover.


Monkigirl said...

So we finally get to see the fancy Moulin Rouge Linen! Where did you purchase said luxurious boudoir accessories?

And very nice shoes too, they almost deserve a blog of their own...

Peas on Toast said...

Oh Monkgirl, they blush with your praise! You sure know how to butter a shoe up ;)

Said luxurious linen is courtesy of @Home. They're using it in every window of every branch - a dressing deserved of such fame, right? ;)

tyrone said...

As a Parkhurst yokel and part of the furniture at Espressos, I can tell you it is well known amongst us boys as a veritable belter bazaar.

Now we have red shoes and big boobs too.

Thank you Peas.

Peas on Toast said...

gosh Tyrone, I've never been labeled as a minx with BIG BOOBS, I sure hope they don't shrink! Crisis! ;)

Yeah esperesso's is a belter bazaar, but I don't think I fit into the usual blonde brigade of belter, if you know what I mean ;)

tyrone said...

But that's good though... The blonde brigade isn't all THAT.

Peas on Toast said...

tyrone - ahah wha eva :) Nah kidding.

tyrone said...

ha ha... tis true! (Apologies if any readers are part of the blonde brigade)

Some guys like a little brunette every now and again you know!

Peas on Toast said...

Good to know :)

What about black hair? Was thinking of going goth for my trip to the gothland. Yay or nay?

Peter said...

I am sure with some of the Blonde Brigade you would get a bit of brunette anyways.
If you know what I mean.

Revolving Credit said...

So you feel like a walking Ferrari in those shoe.

Sounds like you waiting for some guy to come along and ride you really fast?

Peas on Toast said...

Peter - haha, touche :)

Do you think it's more common than we realise the other way round? ;)

Rev - ag when I'm doing the driving, having a back seat driver would just slow me down! ;)

Revolving Credit said...


So you prefer to ride yourself really fast?

Mini said...

Tit'll last


Well if u can afford it get a boob job?

Peas on Toast said...

Rev - or walk...either way.

Mini - :) I don't reckon I'd ever go that route. I prefer them natural, even if they are smaller!

Revolving Credit said...

Either way?? a Rev-elation.
So you swing both ways?
Bat for both teams?
Sit on the fence with your legs spread either side?

Glad you didn't say either end.

Peas on Toast said...

Sigh...NO. My libido still isn't working Rev. But I wore the shoes in order to get it kick started at least!

Revolving Credit said...

Maybe try jump starting you libido with your libdildo...can't do any harm..unless of course you insist on riding that really hard and fast as well.

Peas on Toast said...

Rev - maybe it's gone forever :(
No, I reckon it'll come back the moment I land in Europe, what with all those hunky dudes around. ;)

tyrone said...

And I don't see Rev referring to anything about a back-seat?

Goth? NO. NO. NO.

Would prob work in Germany though.

Peas on Toast said...

tyroen - I've had black ahir before. Went through a black hair phase in 2007.

Think flowy goth, you know...tumbling, black tresses...borne in the a black...dove. No?

Revolving Credit said...

I think that the heels are only half way there.

Now, the thing with wearing heels is that they elongate your legs, accentuate your calves, flex your thighs ever so slightly and generally make you legs look hot.

No look at the you see the problem.
It only works if your standing and is only visible and hot looking if your legs are exposed.

Doesn't quite work as well if you're wearing a jean-pant.

You're focussing of the shoes, but it's not about the shoes, it's about how they make you look and feel.

It's should be about you feeling hot and horny with the shoes just being accessories, not the other way around.

Revolving Credit said...

So next gallery post we'll expect some leg shots.

tyrone said...

Rev is right about exposing the legs but those look like tight jeans... NICE! Sometimes it's better to advertise just enough for the imagination to do the rest...

Um, Goth. MAYBE. A little maybe. I admit, I have seen a hot Goth now and again. But on the whole. No.

You're better as a career-driven, Espressos, Parkhurst, got-my-shit-together, with red heels type of chick.

Peas on Toast said...

Recv - for sheezy, I agree. Which is why I am wearing a dress and the heels to work today :) Been getting some glances from the corporate chino-wearers around these parts. :)

But yes, the philosophy of the Heel is a good one, and you've hit it on the head!

Tyrone - ah bless, now that's a description I can live with! So I'm guessing NEIN for the Goth look. I'm glad I ran it past you :)

tyrone said...

Pleasure. Anything else I can do as an image consultant, just let me know! ;-)

So how about pics then? Let's put Rev's theory to the test?

Peas on Toast said...

haha - you're my friend on Gesigboek already aren'tcha? ;)

tyrone said...

Yes, and we know how I feel about that pic.

But new ones wouldn't hurt! :-)

Charmskool said...

Oh I do love those magic red shoes! I am with you on red shoes being the best. Even when I was a kid I only wanted red shoes. The problem is they MUST be stilletto's and my feet don't want to cooperate in stilletto's any more. Groan...

Peas on Toast said...

Charm - I know, they make you feel like Dorothy! At the moment, they're sitting OFF my feet, under my desk, and am walking around the office barefoot - just so my feet can have a break. I hear you on the taking strain thing! :(

happy snapper said...

Wow Peas, those heels are something Fabulous! And they get around too.
Dare I saw - whore-ishly ;)
I LOVE 'em!

kyknoord said...

So... you do any spanking in your new heels? Enquiring minds want to know.

livingladolcevita said...

OMG!!!!!!!!! They are GORGEOUS!

Peas on Toast said...

Kyk - I spanked the dust from my rug...? :)

Dloce - why thank you darling! :)