Wednesday, May 19, 2010


I had my first Chatroulette experience yesterday. [Sidenote: Website created by a 17-year old Russian schoolkid, obviously. Probably while hatching plans on sub-geneteric vodka osmosis.]

The experience went like this:

Irish colleague: Peas have you ever seen Chatroulette?

Peas: Is that where you randomly click through to people's web cameras?

Irish: Yes. It randomly selects web cameras around the world that are also on Chatroulette. Right, so here we go.


Peas: OK, so why is the 'partner' screen black.

Irish: Just wait. It's rouletting a whole load of web cameras across the world.

Peas: Oh look it's a baby's arm holding an cute....wait..............OH MY GOD, oh my god, turn it off turn it off! It's a dude wanking right in front of his camera!

[mild frenzy involving clicking windows, pulling out cables, and wondering if anyone else at the office saw my screen.]

Irish....that was grand. For a first Chatroulette experience, seeing a wanker, that was great craic.

This is Chatroulette. Consisting of 70% males under 35, and of those, half of them wank directly into the camera.

It's free porn. If you're a wank fetishist.

chat roulette from Casey Neistat on Vimeo.

Southpark obviously featured it in one of its episodes.

So I did a little experiment of my own. Cunningly dressed like a Fly That Wears A Tiara. It's dangerously addictive, especially if there's nothing to watch on the box.

I henceforth received:

A guy who was willing to make a fair trade

A dude who wants me to show him my boobs and feet at the same time

Hugh Hefner called, he wants his gown back

Senor Nice Chest

EEEEEEK! Put that away! GOD!, stop...don't open it, no...NEXT

That was enough to sanctify my curiosity.



kyknoord said...

Hah! It would take swimming pool of holy water and a full sitting of the College of Cardinals to sanctify my curiosity.

Peas on Toast said...

....and a flatscreen of free rolling porn right?

Revolving Credit said...

Well it is roulette so you gonna expect the guy to have a loaded weapon and there's always a 1 in 6 chance that he will discharge it!

Peas on Toast said...

Funny enough Rev, that's the statistic - I read that 1 in every 6 rotations will give you a .....loaded gun.

Revolving Credit said...

6 rotations? Sounds like you're being turned on?

Peas on Toast said...

Yeah...mexican pube belts have always done it for me :)

Rev I saw someone that looked a lot like you last night, were you rotating big guy? ;)

Revolving Credit said...

You recognised my gun?

Peas on Toast said...

Weren't you the guy wearing the jean pant?

With the webcam strapped under your desk?

Revolving Credit said...

If it's under the desk, does that make it a cobweb cam?

Next time I'll strap it to my leg...wotcha think?

Peas on Toast said...


So are you a regular Rev? What are your favourite time slots of the day? ;)

Revolving Credit said...

Why, you wanna join the fan club?

Wonder if there's a market for a cameltoe cam? Online cam showing perps checking out your cameltoe?

Would you sign up for the CamelCam service?

Peas on Toast said...

Cameltoes are really uncomfortable. Well at least in my experience. It's like a wedgie, you really just want fix that guy.

Spear The Almighty said...

Thanks but I'll pass.

Billy said...

Insane! hows the "balls" on the dude to show his chop!

Peas on Toast said...

Spear - aw come on, I know you wanna! ;)

Billy - tell me about it. every sixth turn of the roulette there's a chop showing his chop. Face not usually included though.