Thursday, July 28, 2011

bozgate

What happened next. I threw the shizztastic Bosnia idea out to the team and this is what went down:

To: Travel Club
From: The Quiet American
[NEW! Renamed!]
Subject: Re. Bosnia

Ummmm.

To: Travel Club
From: Peas On Toast
Subject: Re. Bosnia


Umm? That's all you have to say? You're sitting behind me dude. Don't make me come over there and make you say YES.

To: Travel Club
From: Peas On Toast
Subject: Re. Bosnia


Oh and just FYI: Lonely Planet has named Sarajevo as the 43rd best city in the world, and in December 2009 listed Sarajevo as one of the top ten cities to visit in 2010.

That's right fuckers. I KNEW I was onto something.


To: Travel Club
From: L
Subject: Re. Bosnia


Ummmmmmm.

To: Travel Club
From: Peas On Toast
Subject: Re. Bosnia


Look. If you people don't have a sense of adventure, fine. You guys can just go to Rye again. Where it's nice and safe. DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT WAR TOURISM IS THE NEXT BIG THING?

To: Travel Club
From: She Who Hates Socialists
Subject: Re. Bosnia


I'm in. The Quiet American has to come. He's the only one who can drive the Skoda on the wrong side of the road. Besides, if we leave him here on his own, he'll be mugged. Best he comes along.

To: Travel Club
From: L
Subject: Re. Bosnia


Actually it IS a pretty awesome idea. OK count me in


To: Travel Club
From: Peas on Toast
Subject: Re. Bosnia


- Sabrina

That's the spirit. Now. More concerning- this email thread? That has been circulating around the members of our Travel Club? For some reason they've been going to a random Sabrina. Not our Sabrina. Another Sabrina, that has an email address from my company. I have been emailing some random from my company.

Fuck.

(D'you think she wants to come to Sarajevo?)


To: Travel Club
From: Peas on Toast
Subject: Re. Bosnia


Sweet baby Jesus. I've just looked her up and she's someone senior based at Head Office.

OK. So.
1) Am I in trouble. (Did I say 'fuck' in any of our emails? Too scared to look)
2) Do you think she wants to come to Bosnia, SERIOUSLY.


To: Travel Club
From: The Quiet American
Subject: Re. Bosnia


1) Maybe
2) Without a shadow of a doubt


................

So to celebrate, we had a girls night and went to sign karaoke in Soho. LuckyVoice has booths, complete with a button that you press when you need more drinks delivered.

Dude. Karaoke booths? Your own to hire? With drinks on tap?

Dude. I died and went to heaven and then died AGAIN and went to heaven.

I sang Usher. Then later on Michael Bolton, or so am told.

The problem is, I found a picture of myself singing whilst grabbing my crotch.

Perhaps I thought I was singing Michael Jackson.

2 comments:

Flarkit said...

Awww man! WTH is that escapee-from-a-orangutan-70s-revival-freakshow on your head???

Your loyal readership are going to need some serious therapy after seeing that

B)

Peas on Toast said...

haha, it's pretty darn hideous eh?
:)