After a pretty boozy Saturday, spent with She Who Hates Socialists in the middle of London City, I woke up the next day with...an ailment.
It's scary, it's freaking me out and I need to see a GP as soon as possible.
According to my Internet research, they say one in two Brits will get this in their lifetime. It's not a disease, it's a...thing.
And it's so fucking painful I didn't sleep last night. I am scared.