Oh my gosh. I'm flying home today! Home home.
I have a new straw hat, and plan to smash a few champagne's in my face at Heathrow before boarding my flight.
Might buy a new bikini. Airport shopping has become quite a nasty little habit of late.
My suitcase is heavy as fuck. Turns out I have a lot of stuff to bring with me.
Including fresh Earl Grey leaves, for my tea-inclined mates.
Ooh I am excited, I don't think I'm going to be sober for a while.
Byeeee! Until I reach the other side. Obvs.