toilet roll, cycling & curry

Just a question – my toilet paper has little clouds on it. And little dogs.

Does my ass care? Does it honestly care though? Like does my bottom have eyes or something? TwinSaver, I appreciate your need to sjoosj up your bog roll for all those hoity toity doetpipes out there....but is it completely necessary?

Given, my ass is a larny ass. It likes a bit of cushioning and won't turn it's nose up at at a little bit of Three Ply, when on offer at the Westcliff Hotel.

It also gets scrubbed with a loofah everyday to ensure it's general well-being.

However, the floaty puppies and stupid clouds are a bit dumb. Because my eyes are in fact in my face, not my backside.

Just a thought.

I went on a 20 km cycle with Big T yesterday. I feel as though I have been sodomised ever-so-gently (possibly over a table or something...), but shit it feels good to get back on the saddle again. This was followed by a cheap and delicious Bismillah curry with Big T and Mr 747 in Fordsburg. A poppadum ladled in a bit of chicken masala is frightfully orgasmic.
Curry makes me horny. Just another thing I discovered about me yesterday.