One of my bosses is getting married next week. So as a nice little touch from the Advertising Dept, we're going to throw her a kitchen tea right here at work. In the boardroom to be exact. My company consists of regular alcoholics, so cracking open the vodka wouldn't be a probelm at 10:00 am. But here's our dilemma: we need a stripper. Just your average Joe Bloggs with a great ass that dresses up like a cop and 'arrests' Nicole in his giant bicepted arms. However, the CEO would definately not approve. Albeit, he's mostly in Cape Town pretending to work while soaking up the rays in Camps Bay, but he often makes freak appearances in our meetings or social gatherings. So having a stripper running around in his jock strap in front of the CEO would be...freaking hysterical, yes, but then we may just be unemployed next week.
How do we turn this into a win-win situation? (Possibly with a salary raise by the end of the month?)