Wednesday, January 19, 2005

strip-a-thon

One of my bosses is getting married next week. So as a nice little touch from the Advertising Dept, we're going to throw her a kitchen tea right here at work. In the boardroom to be exact. My company consists of regular alcoholics, so cracking open the vodka wouldn't be a probelm at 10:00 am. But here's our dilemma: we need a stripper. Just your average Joe Bloggs with a great ass that dresses up like a cop and 'arrests' Nicole in his giant bicepted arms. However, the CEO would definately not approve. Albeit, he's mostly in Cape Town pretending to work while soaking up the rays in Camps Bay, but he often makes freak appearances in our meetings or social gatherings. So having a stripper running around in his jock strap in front of the CEO would be...freaking hysterical, yes, but then we may just be unemployed next week.

How do we turn this into a win-win situation? (Possibly with a salary raise by the end of the month?)

6 comments:

zuzula said...

Ask him to be the stripper! That way he can't object to the stripper because he is the stripper; he gets to think he's the hottest property in SA; and you get to have a good laugh in the process :)

Ed Abbey said...

Taking tea in Africa involves alcohol and strippers? Here in the US it means..... well drinking tea.

Peas on Toast said...

Zuzula - you're a genius. I'm sure I've told you that before. I'll leave a memo on his desk.

Ed - A kitchen tea, my dear, is a debaucherous pre-wedding piss-up for the bride, usually involving strippers, alcohol and other stuff that I couldnt talk about here. *blush.* Why it's called a Kitchen tea beats the craps out of me...

zuzula said...

* blushes *

why thank you my dear! can I come to the party please? :)

Peas on Toast said...

Absolutely. Can you get a cheap flight to JHB within the next 48 hours? As we speak we are organising truckloads of liquor to be delivered outside our office building.

zuzula said...

God, I wish. Please have a few glasses for me!