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So I've finally found a new car. A new VW 2001 beetle bug. Not red, but white with plush black leather interior. It's gorgeous, and I can't believe I actually bought it. And it's being delivered at my work today. How excited am I???
Thing is, although I drive a crappy car right now, I feel pretty bad. I've grown attached to my little golf cart over the years: we've been together through thick and thin - done trips to Cape Town together, chaperoned me to parties, had the brake pads fall out on me on the M1 South, we've done alot over the last 3 years.
Now I have to say goodbye.
I know that Bruno my Uno is feeling rejected. I can just feel it. I also reckon he's going to be used for spare parts, so will probably be a chop-shop taxi tomorrow.
'Ludwig', my new German car is replacing my Italian stallion.
So to Bruno: Thanks for all the delayed braking, low petrol consumption and for making it up Northcliff hill for sundowners.
You're the best. May your new owner wash you more than I did.
Now bring on Ludwig.
7 comments:
Yeah, these men can actually be depended on.
The guys at the motor dealership can't though. They have decided that 'Ludwig', the bettle, should suddenly have his ball bearings changed. I was meant to have the car by now. Only 48 hours later, I might just have it.
Once again - who's to blame? Men of course.
i'll miss the old guy. but i love the new vws. is it convertable?
Ludwig huh? Cool. :)
Ho - no unfortunately not a convertible, but great nevertheless:)
Binsk - Ludwig just seemed perfect, don't you think?
Jon - Due apologies mate. You may be right.
You'll have to get some new bling to go with the new car! :)
Ooh Zuzula, you read my mind girlfriend.
I, um, have a set of red fuzzy dice, to hang from the rearview....
Perhaps I can add a furry dashboard and huge shiny stones to the interior ;)
absolutely! and maybe some kind of diamond encrusted GPS (kidding!)
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