1) When everyone else had a better weekend than you?
2) When your ex clearly had a better weekend than you and everyone else?
3) Your ex snogging one of your best friends? (See point 2)
4) You feeling so gutted about it, you're seriously considering therapy?
5) Deadline week - meaning I will not eat, sleep or rest for the rest of the week?
I cannot say this loud enough: FUCK.