Word of the month: (n) cankle [can-kill] When your legs/calves merge directly into your ankles, making your ankles appear extra thick.
I haven't heard this word before. It's the funniest shit I've heard all week.
I am not confused about Friend I am Confused About anymore. Let's just say that. Phew. It's not because he has cankles - because he doesn't. But even if he did, it would make no difference to me at all.
I have to babysit a 15-year old this weekend. Om my christmas. Steve's little brother. He's a...t.e.e.n.a.g.e.r. I'm so not cut out for this. So I'm taking him and his mate to the bowling club this evening: They'll bowl, I'll drink gin and tonics akick back my cankles.