Thursday, September 22, 2005

Friend I'm Confused About

So I went to the Jolly Roger last night, as promised, with Third World Ant and a couple of other mates, including Friend I'm Confused About.

Preppy American bird was there too, shame, she was being very friendly. We systematically decided, Third World Ant and I, that:
1) We're sexually frustrated. She also thinks Friend I'm Confused About is great. I don't think he's that great, so I can't understand this.
2) We're starting a sorority. Gamma Zeta Omega. Cos if Princeton can do it, so can we.
3) Friend I'm Confused About asks me advice on all his sexual conquests. Like last night, I got a call from him after I got home: "L, shit, she's followed me home. What do I do? YOu got 20 seconds to tell me..(beep beep beep)." Right.
4) I'm missing Steve. Maybe that's why I'm confused about Friend I'm Confused About.

8 comments:

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Better Safe Than Sorry said...

1. who isn't!!!!!! grrrrrr
2. i used to be in sorority, many years ago. maybe you can plan a mixer with a guy sorority, first thing on the agenda, deal with issue #1
3. ummmm, use a condom?????
4. that would have something to do with #1

by the way, i like your site too;)

She of the handbag said...

You go to a bar called the Jolly Roger? How fab:)

And honey why are you confused about a friend when you don't think he's great?

November Rain said...

ed-- LOL I want one of those Nuke keyboards to please



LC
hi sweetie
1- sorry to hear this big huggles
nothing worse for a woman
2- hmmm never been in one can I join?
3- have ya ever seen 2 weeks notice?
In this movie he calls her early in the morning for some advice as well (in a sense) just memorize and quote
lol
Lucy Kelson: [talking on the phone with a girl George met at the bar] The man you're dancing with is deeply troubled. You're much to young to be trading yourself like a stock on the Nasdaq to a man who will not be remembering your name... or his in the morning, is still married, and recently developed a very suspicious rash. Now go home, finish high school and reach your potential!

quote from movie--

okay maybe not

4 i agree with better on this has to do with #1

Third World Ant said...

"I don't think he's that great, so I can't understand this."

Wow, you dismiss Friend You're Confused About in a single sentence - trying to convince yourself really, really hard, hmmm? Well, let me not play devil's advocate here - let's hope you get over him really soon.