Thursday, September 08, 2005

I got tagged by A Fork

A Fork called Jon tagged me. God I love this game. If I was tagged every single day of my life, I'd be the happiest person on Earth.

1) If you could be any kind of animal, what would you be?

Maybe a ferret. You know, cute and all, lives in a warren. I’d love to be able to say, “Hey man, I live in a warren.” Just kidding. Without doubt or tribulation, a shark. Nobody would eat me.

2) What's your favourite season of the year and why?

Spring going into summer in South Africa. Winter in the Alps or Colorado. Summer here gets too stinking hot, although the thunder showers are nice. And spring is all about feeling horny all day long, the lovely flowers, the realisation that winter is finally over…and skiing and playing in the snow elsewhere is paradise.

3) Which celebrity/politician/famous figure inspires you the most?

Paris Hilton. Again, just kidding. Good God no. I always loved Jackie O. Her philandering husband only made her stronger and greater. Plus she was possibly the most stylish person on Earth. She started the trend of large shades, she’s a brunette and she produced a hunky hunky son. But that doesn’t mean I don’t love Marilyn Monroe; she’s right up there. She’s just gorgeously amazing. JFK certainly chose the best women on Earth to roll in the hay with. Politicians? Yikes, I can certainly tell you the ones that I cannot stand, because they’re either starving their own people (Robert Mugabe –president of Zimbabwe)/do genocide (Milosevic) /or pretend that Aids doesn’t exist (My president-Thabo Mbeki).

4) Do tables cry?

Do tables cry? They most certainly do. And if anyone tells you otherwise, they’re talking nonsense. This is how you make them cry: Shout at them (Bad table!), slam your folk/steak knife into them, saw them in half or put them in the garage so they feel abandoned.

5) Which country in the world would you love to visit that you haven't yet?

Wow, the list here is looong. But I’ll chop it down to my top seven: Japan, Chile, Nigeria (I know, it’s weird-but how else can you brag that you’ve been to the most corrupt country in the world and got out alive without having 10 tonnes of smuggled cocaine/trafficked diamonds in your backpack?), China, Slovakia, Poland, Madagascar.

Ok, who’s the next taggee?

3 comments:

A Fork said...

No! You can't leave a table all abandoned in the garage! That's so cruel!

Love the diamond smuggling plan for Nigeria....go on, I dare ya :)

November Rain said...

-quote- A Fork called Jon tagged me. God I love this game. If I was tagged every single day of my life, I'd be the happiest person on Earth.
-end quote-

Oh I love them to think they are cool
so since you love them I am tagging you with this LOL we want you to show off your frontroom
and because Fork stole toyde paper when he was a student I should tag him to show his bathroom LOL LOL

Loved your answers except in FL they fish and eat sharks and other large fish game

besides I thought women liked being eaten (okay that was just ooooooooooo bad) cant delete it now I hit the send button

btw did you get your membership invite for AAA?

Better Safe Than Sorry said...

i have no idea what a warren is and now that i know you love tags, i will keep you in mind next time i have one

i'm always very gentle with my tables, i use them to roll out cookie dough, they know i love them cuz i try and leave a little bit behind