Friday, December 02, 2005

mortification

Something terrible has happened, due to my penchant for extreme stupidity. I'm not going to blog about it now, its still too fresh. But a couple of things:

1) Why, for chrissakes, am I so fucking stupid?
2) Why can't I just have an unchaotic life? Was I a murderer in my past life? Because nothing ever, ever ever goes right when it comes to my fucking love life.
3) I hate myself
4) Tip: Always check who you're sending your emails to before you hit 'send.'
5) FUCK

I'll post later on what I accidentally did. But I'm sure you've guessed already.

5 comments:

Better Safe Than Sorry said...

you sent a naked pic of you and your new ex to the german?
come on, it can't be that bad, it is half naked thursday after all.

zuzula said...

come on... spill the beans!

Paperslut said...

Possible cover up stories:

1) You were playing an April Fool's prank waaay in advance, or waaay too late..

2) You're schizo and your alter ego decided to play an April Fool's prank waaay...

Work on the April Fool's thing, it may be bought...

*not*

;)

Ps. Don't drink too much, too soon.

Better Safe Than Sorry said...

what's really mortifying is that you aren't filling in any details for us, now i'm thinking you've sent the german a naked pic of you and the new ex and he's had you arrested and you're in jail and that's why you're not posting anything!!!

Peas on Toast said...

Hi guys, I will explain in the next post promise. xxxx