You know when you have a cough? And it sounds so freakin' awful when you hack? And you're in the office? And one of your friend's has already made a reference to 'lung butter', so you don't want to cough at all, but would rather just drown in your own phlegm?
That's me. I think it's safe to say that the sex I was getting is going to be put on ice for the moment.